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daveydude
03-13-07, 12:09 AM
I just bought myself a cool Samsonite suitcase to fly to the US with on Wednesday. I got it home and started fucking with the built in combination lock, of course without reading the instructions. I close it up, try to open it again using the default combination, and find that I've locked myself out. It took me about an hour going through every number to find that I'd managed to change it to 700something.

However, the instructions were no fucking use whatsoever - see...
beav
03-13-07, 12:17 AM
no,a typical bloke wouldn't admit to it.you have cats blame one.
daveydude
03-13-07, 12:24 AM
no,a typical bloke wouldn't admit to it.you have cats blame one.

I figured I'd make myself look a fool first before Chloe did it for me.
MarkTiarra
03-13-07, 03:10 AM
I agree with the above... a typical bloke would do this but never admit to it!
chloe-dove
03-13-07, 03:27 AM
I agree with the above... a typical bloke would do this but never admit to it!
if he hadnt i would have told everyone, i did go straight and tell faith as i knew it would make her laugh.
nizla
03-13-07, 04:07 AM
Better to do it now than in the hotel. ;) Alarm clocks, DIY furniture and suitcases only have instructions for padding. Man invented the wheel.. man can use a suitcase without a bit of paper.
daveydude
03-13-07, 04:36 AM
man can use a suitcase without a bit of paper.

But failing that, man can spend an hour going from 1 - 738 on a combination lock.
xcite-tv
03-13-07, 08:25 AM
No.. a typical bloke would have filled the case with his best clothes and only found out in once his destination was reached that he had no combination and taken a knife to the case in the hotel ripped the fucker to bits and bought another one over there.

a typical bloke wouldn't come on an adult webmaster board crying like a girl about a samsonite suitcase :gaylords:
towlie
03-13-07, 05:22 PM
No.. a typical bloke would have filled the case with his best clothes and only found out in once his destination was reached that he had no combination and taken a knife to the case in the hotel ripped the fucker to bits and bought another one over there.

a typical bloke wouldn't come on an adult webmaster board crying like a girl about a samsonite suitcase :gaylords:
:takethat:
Also davey what were you doing reading instructions ??? Us men dont need to read instruction manuals !:Penis
heidi84
03-13-07, 05:45 PM
if he hadnt i would have told everyone, i did go straight and tell faith as i knew it would make her laugh.

Yup and people as far as the next galaxy would know if fog horn got to know about it first so daves secret would never be safe :gaylords: