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Alf Garnet
08-15-05, 11:03 AM
Fact: Its proven that people who like cricket are wankers.
Geezer
08-15-05, 11:10 AM
Fact: Its proven that people who like cricket are wankers.

What is it you actually like about cricket?
Alf Garnet
08-15-05, 11:12 AM
What is it you actually like about cricket?

:takethat:
mOBSCENE
08-15-05, 01:09 PM
Isn't everyone a wanker, unless they have no cock or pussy? :music:
JT
08-15-05, 01:28 PM
I love cricket and I do my fair share of wanking, so you may have something there
mOBSCENE
08-15-05, 03:22 PM
I felt like a total wanker getting within 10 yards of the gates at Old Trafford today, just as they were shutting and bolting them. Fuck! 5 wickets to go, come on England, finish the Aussie wankers off. They were going to put it on a big screen in the city centre, but police said there would be safety issues. Wankers!
aaron_sterlingcash
08-15-05, 03:42 PM
Fact: Its proven that people who like cricket are wankers.

im kinda with alf I dont like cricket but i would say people who like it are wankers, id say football has a higher % of wankers than cricket.
ukwebmasters
08-15-05, 03:52 PM
alot of wankers who like cricket don't like football and the typical wanker who likes football doesn't like cricket so no two wankers are the same
craig
08-15-05, 04:06 PM
How about a ringtone wanker (http://www.cecimoz.co.uk/flashpanel/Ringtone.htm)
aaron_sterlingcash
08-15-05, 04:16 PM
How about a ringtone wanker (http://www.cecimoz.co.uk/flashpanel/Ringtone.htm)

haha thats good!
mOBSCENE
08-15-05, 05:37 PM
I'm a cricket loving wanker who doesn't like football. England may have to be described as wankers if they don't get these last three wickets... :titanic:
craig
08-15-05, 05:47 PM
It just suddenly dawned on me why they have installed Sky Sports down at our local Sperm donor clinic.
ukwebmasters
08-15-05, 05:50 PM
i'm just such a fucking wanker, I love football and cricket - warney and poncing will be there at the end, they had a lovers tiff at edgbaston and so have something to prove to each other today in the middle, never mind england's attak - so a draw it'll be :( or an aussie win:(:(
Cardinal_Sin
08-15-05, 06:50 PM
i'm just such a fucking wanker, I love football and cricket - warney and poncing will be there at the end, they had a lovers tiff at edgbaston and so have something to prove to each other today in the middle, never mind england's attak - so a draw it'll be :( or an aussie win:(:(

Aussie win was never on the cards - But what an exciting draw - Must go and have a wank now
mOBSCENE
08-15-05, 07:23 PM
I came three times watching the climax.

Seriously I'm gutted. Close, but no cigar as they say. Still England have been consistently outplaying the "best team in the world" and I hope it continues. We can still win the series - if we don't, I'll have a wank with the Ashes...
craig
08-15-05, 07:35 PM
We can still win the series - if we don't, I'll have a wank with the Ashes...

That may just be taking Necrophilia to the edge and beyond, let alone chaff your bellend in the process. :takethat:
mOBSCENE
08-15-05, 07:47 PM
:takethat:
Cardinal_Sin
08-15-05, 08:09 PM
That may just be taking Necrophilia to the edge and beyond, let alone chaff your bellend in the process. :takethat:

Na - Necrophilia is dead boring
craig
08-15-05, 08:14 PM
Na - Necrophilia is dead boring

Not dead boning? :takethat:
Cardinal_Sin
08-15-05, 08:17 PM
Not dead boning? :takethat:
Boning the dead is butchery - Boring the dead is Necrophilia.
rogue
08-16-05, 03:15 PM
i've never considered myself a cricket fan but i have found myself watching an awful lot of it on the telly
JT
08-16-05, 05:10 PM
i've never considered myself a cricket fan but i have found myself watching an awful lot of it on the telly

I never use to be that into it. Then I started watching more 20:20 games and got hooked