Do men fall in Love

[dvtimes]

I mean i suspect at least 80% of men are only with there wife/girlfriend as they get regular sex/cooking/cleaning.

And would if get the chance, upgrade to a better model (better looking).

I suspect most men just pretend to be in Love.

At the end of the day its easy to buy a chick a box of chocks and flowers as it keeps them happy.

Its just one big pretence these days.

Almost a step to step list.

1. Meet up.

2. Move in.

3. buy stuff from Ikia.

4. Get ingaged.

5. Buy house.

6. get wed.

7. reaslise that it sucks.

8. get divorse.

9. find your much happier.

[dvtimes]

In fact, thats why valantines day is so popular, its a time to pretend everybody is in love.

I mean if people were realy in love they would not want any of that junk.

if i was a chick i would say, no, do not buy me anything as i am confident that you love me and have no need to go into work next day to boast to my work friends what you got me. instead i will giggle when all the sad old moo's sit trying to outdo each other on who got what, when in reality they all know deep down that there husbands are realy having more fun with rent boys.

Its like i said to my cousins ex boyfriend. i said i bet your much happier without that nagging moo living with you. And he was.

[ukbukkake]

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called Smurf Sex: This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called Kitchen Sex: This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will
have sex anywhere,even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called Bedroom Sex: This is when you have been
with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called Hallway Sex: This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway
you both say "Screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called Religious Sex: Which means you get Nun in
the morning, Nun in the afternoon and nun at night. (Very Popular).

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand
your wife anymore. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on

[REBEL]

I think most relationships are based on bullshit.

Those of us lucky enough to find the real thing, just scoff at the rest lol

[dvtimes]

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called Smurf Sex: This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called Kitchen Sex: This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will
have sex anywhere,even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called Bedroom Sex: This is when you have been
with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called Hallway Sex: This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway
you both say "Screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called Religious Sex: Which means you get Nun in
the morning, Nun in the afternoon and nun at night. (Very Popular).

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand
your wife anymore. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on

I have the 8th sex.

Thats moonlanding sex. I tell everyone it hapened, but in reality it never did happen.

[Smooch]

I have the 8th sex.

Thats moonlanding sex. I tell everyone it hapened, but in reality it never did happen.

:takethat:

[Smooch]

Talking of love, yes men do fall in love. How else would they put up with all the crap just for a shag.

[xcite-tv]

I think most relationships are based on bullshit.

Those of us lucky enough to find the real thing, just scoff at the rest lol
:agree:

[A Priest]

haha if your bitter and you know it post a thread

[daveydude]

I have the 8th sex.

Thats moonlanding sex. I tell everyone it hapened, but in reality it never did happen.

Post of the year!

[Maccsta]

lol funny stuff!

[strictlybroadband]

Sometime in the last year or so, a research team identified the chemical that causes people to fall in love. Apparently this state only lasts for a maximum of about a year after the start of the relationship.

It doesn't mean there's no hope for a relationship after a year, but it's harder to keep going without chemical support.

So when those songs talk about "chemistry" or "love is a drug", they're closer to the mark than you'd think.

[Kinky John]

i'm getting fucking married this year . . don't be putting doubts in my swede

[strictlybroadband]

i'm getting fucking married this year . . don't be putting doubts in my swede

I'm on my second. :cheers2:

[blumblumshub]

i'm getting fucking married this year . . don't be putting doubts in my swede
Congratulations.

I am very much in love. Want the whole marriage and family thing... Oh my God, did I really say that? Anyone that knows me will just have passed out!:cheers2:

[pleasureville]

i'm getting fucking married this year . . don't be putting doubts in my swede

Buddy.. no doubts.. enjoy it.. When you have the woman you want for life you do everything and anything to make it successfully with her!
Stand by her and enjoy making those vows! You can enjoy every part of life knowing you have the woman that you want by your side.. by your side!
Loves a cool thing... you can love and respect anyone and everyone but get married to the girl you want to spend the rest of your life with!

[Kinky John]

a small tear welled in the corner of my eye reading this thread

thanks for the pearls

[pleasureville]

anytime xxx to you and your wife to be!