women are dirty - fact

[dvtimes]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6367795.stm

Look at this.

Its women who are dirty.

Clearly men are best.

[smoothballs]

loved this quote...the answer to world starvation is finally here!

"I was really surprised how much food there was in a woman's desk.

"If there's ever a famine, that's the first place I'll look for food."

Yet they probably are sat at their desks moaning about how much weight they are putting on....

[dvtimes]

loved this quote...the answer to world starvation is finally here!

"I was really surprised how much food there was in a woman's desk.

"If there's ever a famine, that's the first place I'll look for food."

Yet they probably are sat at their desks moaning about how much weight they are putting on....


i suspect the reason why mens desks are clearner is that they are working.

while women are sat eating and chatting.

[beav]

Working! hahaha,when I worked in that kind of environment i just didn't like my desk being cluttered up with useless crap,and I never felt the urge to be grazing all day like some of the women there.

[smoothballs]

lets not forget the cuddly fuzzy creatures they stick around the edges of their monitors! hehe! apart from if they have a woman supervisor,hers would be clean,she would be hardcore...i got a vision of a stern woman with a croydon facelift, dressed in a kinky nazi uniform now! lol

[nizla]

whats a croydon facelift?

[dvtimes]

i got a vision of a stern woman with a croydon facelift, dressed in a kinky nazi uniform now! lol

the thing is, is that image realy turns me on.

but i prefer an ss uniform as they are jet black and much tighter.

[smoothballs]

whats a croydon facelift?


Croydon facelift

English slang, a Croydon facelift (sometimes Council facelift, Essex facelift or, on Merseyside, Scrawped) is a particular hairstyle worn by young women. The hair is pulled back tight and tied in a bun or ponytail at the back. The supposed result is that the skin of the forehead and face are pulled up and back, producing the effects of a facelift. Traction alopecia can result from this hairstyle.

This hairstyle is particularly fashionable among certain young women in England, and is portrayed in the media as belonging to young women from the lower social classes, particularly the so-called chav culture. Hence the term is considered derogatory because it portrays people from Croydon as being lower class. Croydon can be replaced by the name of any unfashionable residential area.

The character Vicky Pollard from the TV comedy series Little Britain wears this hairstyle.

[nizla]

Haha nice, I grew up in Croydon and hated it. Not really down with the slang anymore.

[rogue]

This hairstyle is particularly fashionable among certain young women in England, and is portrayed in the media as belonging to young women from the lower social classes, particularly the so-called chav culture. Hence the term is considered derogatory because it portrays people from Croydon as being lower class. Croydon can be replaced by the name of any unfashionable residential area.


to be more accurate, the hair also needs to be really greasy

[smoothballs]

or with no make up or too much! lol

[bustyellie]

Croydon facelift

English slang, a Croydon facelift (sometimes Council facelift, Essex facelift or, on Merseyside, Scrawped) is a particular hairstyle worn by young women. The hair is pulled back tight and tied in a bun or ponytail at the back. The supposed result is that the skin of the forehead and face are pulled up and back, producing the effects of a facelift. Traction alopecia can result from this hairstyle.

This hairstyle is particularly fashionable among certain young women in England, and is portrayed in the media as belonging to young women from the lower social classes, particularly the so-called chav culture. Hence the term is considered derogatory because it portrays people from Croydon as being lower class. Croydon can be replaced by the name of any unfashionable residential area.

The character Vicky Pollard from the TV comedy series Little Britain wears this hairstyle.

wikipedia that one lol