todays great business idea

[dvtimes]

i have a great idea for a business.

drive in cremations,

basicly funerals are getting more and more expensive.

and a lot of people are not religouse.

so how about a simple funeral, a drive through.

a simple cardborde coffic, you go in one end, quick service. cremation, then home.

some fast food places are closing and so are garages, these would be ideal places for them.

go on, poo poo that idea.

[tdf]

u really are insane!

[dvtimes]

i think its a great idea.

in and cooked withing 5 mins.

low cost

luverly juberly.

[mOBSCENE]

They actually do this more or less in places like Nepal - families just carry dead relatives to the side of the river to be burned then off home

[fredicus]

Hmm.. a bit of lateral thinking gives me a question,
can bodies be used as fuel?

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[dvtimes]

Hmm.. a bit of lateral thinking gives me a question,
can bodies be used as fuel?

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yes

if heated they explose i think.

not bad tast at all.

personaly i was thinking, why not turn the dead into food.

sweeny todd did it nt so long ago. and there is that film where they recycle people into food.

i like your thinking.

[dvtimes]

They actually do this more or less in places like Nepal - families just carry dead relatives to the side of the river to be burned then off home

yes

nice and simple

personaly i think our way is sick. we paint the deads face up then drag them through the streets like a circus parade. how repulive is that.

[dvtimes]

why not dry the dead out and use them for usfull jobs. such as scarcrows.

or why not have them stuffed. we do it to pets.

we simply wast the dead.

lets put them to some use.

[nekrom]

One thing on that topic I never could work out, was people that fork out top dollar for a high end casket, then follow up with a cremation. Seems like a waste of money to me, but each to their own. :)

-N

[dvtimes]

One thing on that topic I never could work out, was people that fork out top dollar for a high end casket, then follow up with a cremation. Seems like a waste of money to me, but each to their own. :)

-N

i know.

i want my funeral before i die.

i think i may have one each year. people come say how great i am as i lay in my coffin.

thats cool.

when i die i want to be put in a glass coffin and not burred. this way people can watch me rot down. i like that idea. it would be cool to put in a musiam and visitors can watch a body rot. i like to think some school kids could watch my eye pop out of my head on pop onto the floor.

[smoothballs]

good i dea as long as we get fries with the cremation..saves on the grub for the party afterwards...


i know.

i want my funeral before i die.

i think i may have one each year. people come say how great i am as i lay in my coffin.

thats cool.

when i die i want to be put in a glass coffin and not burred. this way people can watch me rot down. i like that idea. it would be cool to put in a musiam and visitors can watch a body rot. i like to think some school kids could watch my eye pop out of my head on pop onto the floor.

yeah and we can all stand around and point and laugh when the day your knob has finally rotted right thru and about to drop off anytime... hehe

[smoothballs]

yeah and we can all stand around and point and laugh when the day your knob has finally rotted right thru and about to drop off anytime... hehe


apologies as Iv posted this pic in another thread...

http://www.sexyjodhpurs.com/hahaha.jpg

[mysatin]

personaly i was thinking, why not turn the dead into food.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_%28disease%29

[Skunk]

yes

personaly i was thinking, why not turn the dead into food.


Soylent green is people!

[dvtimes]

Soylent green is people!thats the film

personaly i do not seem the harm in it

i mean if you were crashed in a plane, and hd to, you would eat others.

if i get on a plane or train, i have a good look around to see who (in case of a crash) looks best to eat.

[dvtimes]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_%28disease%29


they tell you stuff like that to scare you

its like when they tell you not to breed with your family as it will create strange people. well its not done my family any harm.

[smoothballs]

they tell you stuff like that to scare you

its like when they tell you not to breed with your family as it will create strange people. well its not done my family any harm.

er....no comment! lol