Unbelievably unbelievble

[Geezer]

I just got a call from kitchens direct and started messing about with the girl and told her she should get a proper job, She said "what" I said "you mean pardon, you have to speak better than that to me" anyway after a little while of messing with her she told me to fuck off and put the phone down.

I think i might have upset her :lmao2:

[pleasureville]

I just got a call from kitchens direct and started messing about with the girl and told her she should get a proper job, She said "what" I said "you mean pardon, you have to speak better than that to me" anyway after a little while of messing with her she told me to fuck off and put the phone down.

I think i might have upset her :lmao2:

Another grand comment...
Why didnt you try sell her your site, I find when I speak to people that ring from companies doing telesales they use computors..
Maybe you could have offered her a job. This could have been more inviting, she may have been a babe!

[Geezer]

Another grand comment...
Why didnt you try sell her your site, I find when I speak to people that ring from companies doing telesales they use computors..
Maybe you could have offered her a job. This could have been more inviting, she may have been a babe!


:sleepy: :sleepy: :sleepy: :sleepy:

[Bernadette]

Another grand comment...
Why didnt you try sell her your site, I find when I speak to people that ring from companies doing telesales they use computors..
Maybe you could have offered her a job. This could have been more inviting, she may have been a babe!

You have a phone?

[tdf]

I just got a call from kitchens direct and started messing about with the girl and told her she should get a proper job, She said "what" I said "you mean pardon, you have to speak better than that to me" anyway after a little while of messing with her she told me to fuck off and put the phone down.

I think i might have upset her :lmao2:
:lmao2:

[pleasureville]

You have a phone?

I think our numbers on our site..
dont you?:gaylords:

[pleasureville]

:sleepy: :sleepy: :sleepy: :sleepy:

Maybe you need your mid morning sleep!

[Bernadette]

I think our numbers on our site..
dont you?:gaylords:

I dont know I have never looked at you're site.

Out of interest how easy is it to get phones moved when you move the caravan?

[pleasureville]

I dont know I have never looked at you're site.

Out of interest how easy is it to get phones moved when you move the caravan?

Not sure.. we dont have a phone in the static 36" caravan but we have my mobile that works well and the CB on our boat...
You still didnt answer.. dont you have a phone?

[SGS]

What is a static caravan?

[Geezer]

What is a static caravan?


I think its one where you hair stands up when you walk in

[SGS]

I think its one where you hair stands up when you walk in

:)

[Bernadette]

You still didnt answer.. dont you have a phone?

You didnt ask a question in any language anyone who speeks English understands.

I know the level of education doesnt have to be high to we a webmaster. But just the basic grasp of the English language does help.

I don't want to sound rude, but have you only just learnt to read and write? You certainly never went to school

[Bernadette]

What is a static caravan?

when you have two flat tyres

[pleasureville]

A large static home...
http://****************.co.uk/shoots/1.jpg
awfull pic taken from movie but hey maybe you get the idea of a large static caravan.. Just another different business venture.. beats sitting on my arse all day!

[WordsforHire]

You shot that in Haggerston Castle - admit it...

[pleasureville]

You shot that in Haggerston Castle - admit it...

Were down dorset... i told you i wouldnt want to come your direction...
im just jesting...

[Bernadette]

A large static home...
http://****************.co.uk/shoots/1.jpg
awfull pic taken from movie but hey maybe you get the idea of a large static caravan.. Just another different business venture.. beats sitting on my arse all day!


Looks very nice :) I take it you're new business venture involves tarmac and drives?

[SGS]

A large static home...
http://****************.co.uk/shoots/1.jpg
awfull pic taken from movie but hey maybe you get the idea of a large static caravan.. Just another different business venture.. beats sitting on my arse all day!

Is that where you live?

[WordsforHire]

Were down dorset... i told you i wouldnt want to come your direction...
im just jesting...
Wouldnt want you cuming anywhere near me, scared of what I'd catch.

[pleasureville]

Is that where you live?

No .. I came to yours the other day.. come on .. admit it to the people!

[SGS]

No .. I came to yours the other day.. come on .. admit it to the people!

What?

[Geezer]

Looks very nice :) I take it you're new business venture involves tarmac and drives?

:takethat:

[WordsforHire]

What?
He's implying your home is a 3 berth static caraven in a cheap holiday park.

[Elisha Jade]

What?

I think he's trying to say you live in a static caravan too eeek!

[pleasureville]

Looks very nice :) I take it you're new business venture involves tarmac and drives?

Lol.. its for our new dogging movies.. our members come over to dorchester rather than meeting in the frigging cold for dogging movies..
If you think about the millions that dog in the cold car parks and stuff.. its not a bad idea.. of course we also do a once a month party in the paradise club in bournemouth... This is nice with luxurious baths and jacuzzies and topless waitresses!

[SGS]

I think he's trying to say you live in a static caravan too eeek!

My one used to have wheels. :)

[Bernadette]

This is nice with luxurious baths and jacuzzies and topless waitresses!

and lots of men cumming inside you're wife :(

[heidi84]

What is a static caravan?


A place where cheap people live to aviod paying council tax :)

[daveydude]

Not sure.. we dont have a phone in the static 36" caravan

Does size really count?

[SGS]

Does size really count?

Only when you go to park it. :(

[Geezer]

Does size really count?

It makes it sound more luxurious but as we can tell by the picture it probably cost all of £50

[strictlybroadband]

I dont know I have never looked at you're site.

Out of interest how easy is it to get phones moved when you move the caravan?

For fucks sake people, give the guy a break and get a life!

[WordsforHire]

For fucks sake people, give the guy a break and get a life!
Have you read his post about fucking horses yet?

[strictlybroadband]

You didnt ask a question in any language anyone who speeks English understands.

I know the level of education doesnt have to be high to we a webmaster. But just the basic grasp of the English language does help.

I don't want to sound rude, but have you only just learnt to read and write? You certainly never went to school

"we" a webmaster? At least get your spelling right if you're going to throw childish insults at people.

[strictlybroadband]

Have you read his post about fucking horses yet?

Um... no, link please! :)

But regardless, you can disagree with stuff he posts if you don't like it, but when it turns into Jade Goody-style picking on everything he posts, it's just childish and nasty.

[Bernadette]

"we" a webmaster? At least get your spelling right if you're going to throw childish insults at people.

Im sorry if my typo offends you so much :)

[WordsforHire]

Um... no, link please! :)

But regardless, you can disagree with stuff he posts if you don't like it, but when it turns into Jade Goody-style picking on everything he posts, it's just childish and nasty.
It's in the thread about vaccines. I've said I'm over the subject. So I'll let you go for it yourself, there's just no telling some people. But if I continue I won't get any work done. I'll leave it to others now.

[strictlybroadband]

Im sorry if my typo offends you so much :)

I don't mind typos... but then I don't say childish things like "You certainly never went to school" or tell people I've never met that they live in a caravan. Were you the school bully's sidekick?

[SGS]

I lived in a caravan. :)

[WordsforHire]

I lived in a caravan. :)
I've never lived in one but I used to do a lot of 'dog agility show' so most weekends gandma, grandad and I would all head of to different places around Scotland in the caravan for the shows. Good times...

[strictlybroadband]

I lived in a caravan. :)

Blimey - don't tell Bernadette or she'll give you a chinese burn. :)

[Bernadette]

I don't mind typos... but then I don't say childish things like "You certainly never went to school" or tell people I've never met that they live in a caravan. Were you the school bully's sidekick?

No, was you the school's idiot?

He is the one advertising his caravan. Not me, so why would I need to have met him to know he has a caravan?

Why is him having a caravan an insult to you?

[strictlybroadband]

No, was you the school's idiot?

Yes I were.

He is the one advertising his caravan. Not me, so why would I need to have met him to know he has a caravan?

Why is him having a caravan an insult to you?

WHat have you personally got against the guy?

[Bernadette]

Yes I were.



WHat have you personally got against the guy?

The way he jumps on every thread, with nonsense rambling

The fact that he speaks about his wife like she is a whore

The fact that he thinks and speaks to any other ladies like they are whores and suggests the only reason they dont do what is wife is, isnt because they don't have a brain but becuase they cant

The fact he treats and advertises his wife to have sex with multiple strangers unprotected and then uses the risk as a selling point

[strictlybroadband]

The way he jumps on every thread, with nonsense rambling

The fact that he speaks about his wife like she is a whore

The fact that he thinks and speaks to any other ladies like they are whores and suggests the only reason they dont do what is wife is, isnt because they don't have a brain but becuase they cant

The fact he treats and advertises his wife to have sex with multiple strangers unprotected and then uses the risk as a selling point

Those are serious issues - so take him up on those points rather than jump on everything he says.

[Bernadette]

The fact that from his posts its obvious he is only here to show off what a whore he thinks his wife is and is obviously getting off on it. With every other rambling post being about what a whore she is.

I find it unbelievably insulting, both as a webmaster and as a wife.

The fact that you dont, and in some way feel my opinion about such a low life is in some way me bullying, goes further to explain you're own personality than it does mine

[Bernadette]

Those are serious issues - so take him up on those points rather than jump on everything he says.

Have you read his ramblings? Whats the point? He clearly is either a real life mental person or someone with so much disregard for himself and his wife that it would make no difference.

I have never even noticed him until today, in fact my earlier posts were actualy questioning why people wouldnt like him. I personally couldnt understand his ramblings.

But after reading them, its becoming more and more clear, he is here because he is getting off on letting everyone know what a whore his wife is. No questioning him on any point will make a differnce.

So if you dont mind I will continue to disregard any of his ramblings as just what they are. A man rambling and wanking at the same time on a webmaster forum

[strictlybroadband]

Have you read his ramblings? Whats the point? He clearly is either a real life mental person or someone with so much disregard for himself and his wife that it would make no difference.


My instinct is to dislike it when the crowd turns against someone, even if there's some reason to it. I haven't followed the discussion in-depth, but from what I've seen he's denied a lot of the accusations that were thrown at him regarding unsafe sex etc... so I don't know the facts.

I tend to defend people who I think are being bullied - as I did with Kelly Steele when she first appeared, although I regretted it later...

[mOBSCENE]

You didnt ask a question in any language anyone who speeks English understands.

I know the level of education doesnt have to be high to we a webmaster. But just the basic grasp of the English language does help.

I don't want to sound rude, but have you only just learnt to read and write? You certainly never went to school

Bear in mind that words like didn't should have apostrophes and words like your (in the possessive pronoun sense) shouldn't.

I learned that at school - or maybe it was at university.

Glass houses and all - by all means insult the guy for his principles but not for his English, there are plenty of rambling posters on here whose (not who's) English isn't brilliant, doesn't mean they don't have anything valid to say :cheers2:

[Bernadette]

My instinct is to dislike it when the crowd turns against someone, even if there's some reason to it. I haven't followed the discussion in-depth, but from what I've seen he's denied a lot of the accusations that were thrown at him regarding unsafe sex etc... so I don't know the facts.

I tend to defend people who I think are being bullied - as I did with Kelly Steele when she first appeared, although I regretted it later...


I didnt even under stand his threads and replies to the unsafe sex issue. I never really post much TBH and mainly just read, like alot of people. I find his ramblings to hard to read. But after he decided today that the only reason Rosie wasnt a whore was becuase she couldnt give it away, i decided to look at his site and see what all the fuss was about.

TBH Im gob smacked. Within the first line he invites "punters" to cum inside his wife

Its quite obvious to me, he is here for one reason, thats to wank while letting us all know what a whore his wife is.

[Bernadette]

Bear in mind that words like didn't should have apostrophes and words like your (in the possessive pronoun sense) shouldn't.

I learned that at school - or maybe it was at university.

Glass houses and all - by all means insult the guy for his principles but not for his English, there are plenty of rambling posters on here whose (not who's) English isn't brilliant, doesn't mean they don't have anything valid to say :cheers2:

1-Like I said a basic grasp is OK, he so far as I can see doesnt have that

2-He has nothing valid to say, unless you are interested in hearing what a whore he thinks his wife is. I personally dont find it either valid or in fact even exceptable.

[JT]

1-Like I said a basic grasp is OK, he so far as I can see doesnt have that

2-He has nothing valid to say, unless you are interested in hearing what a whore he thinks his wife is. I personally dont find it either valid or in fact even exceptable.


Use the ignore feature, for stress free posting :)

[mOBSCENE]

1-Like I said a basic grasp is OK, he so far as I can see doesnt have that

2-He has nothing valid to say, unless you are interested in hearing what a whore he thinks his wife is. I personally dont find it either valid or in fact even exceptable.

I find it exceptionable, but perhaps he is dyslexic like DVtimes - it is a learning difficulty and as such should not form part of the criticism of someone. Criticise someone for how they speak/write and you reduce yourself, really.

[JT]

I think i might have upset her :lmao2:

Really? I find that hrd to believe :)

[Geezer]

Really? I find that hrd to believe :)

There's no turning this around now :geezer:

[Rosie]

I'm not bullying anyone Jerry... I'm always this spiteful to everyone I meet. Now, when are you coming to Denmark so that I can be spiteful to you? ;)

[Damian]

I lived in a caravan. :)

Bet it was a bloody huge one. With a moat. And stuff.

[strictlybroadband]

I'm not bullying anyone Jerry... I'm always this spiteful to everyone I meet. Now, when are you coming to Denmark so that I can be spiteful to you? ;)

On my way. I'm not sub by nature so can we compromise and be spiteful to each other?

[SGS]

Bet it was a bloody huge one. With a moat. And stuff.

I was trying to find a pic here without any luck. :(

[REBEL]

I North America, we have a foolproof method of dealing with trailer parks. They are called tornadoes, floods, and earthquakes.
:lmao2:

[S.D.]

I was trying to find a pic here without any luck. :(


http://freespace.virgin.net/stones.ukp/casita_folding_caravan.jpg

;)

[Neo]

I think its one where you hair stands up when you walk in

Get the guy a stage
:lmao2:

[WordsforHire]

He's been on the ball lately hasn't he lol...

[smoothballs]

what i love doing to cold callers on my crap landline and being hard of hearing anyway....


ring ring

me "hello"

them "is that mr x?"

me "yeah speaking"

them "its Nobhead from PleaseBuyCosIOnlyGetCommissionAsWages"

me "who?"

them "PleaseBuyCosIOnlyGetCommissionAsWages"

me"Oh right"

them "enter their spiel bollocks here"

me "yeah? sounds good"

them "more special discount spiel"

me "who are you again?"

them "PleaseBuyCosIOnlyGetCommissionAsWages"

me "oh right"

me "and your selling....what?"

them "gargled"

me "sorry?"

them "gargled"

me "ah right"

them "more spiel"

me "well its not really up to me mate cos I live in a housing association flat not up to me to buy new windows I can get them free"

them "click brrrrrr.................."

me "hello?"

...and another tossers time wasted! hehe thats just a example usually just say no to them straight away and pull the phone lead out of the wall!
he he!

[WordsforHire]

I remember we got cold caller here..It was for one of those mobile phones..

Paul turned on a really chavvy voice and told him about this 'SOOPERB Nokia he had for sale' LOL...

[smoothballs]

another good tatic is just to say to them...

"the voices in my head told me to clean the guns this morning" lol!

[hotnclose]

another good tatic is just to say to them...

"the voices in my head told me to clean the guns this morning" lol!
Guns are so dangerous the bullet can go off and you dont even mean to pull the trigger..
Damn american way with guns.. unbelievable to give gun licences to everyone!