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cock-a-leekie
08-07-05, 08:00 PM
At the risk of getting a plethora of fart related posts like: “fart fetish will come up trumps”, what’s your opinion on this fetish?
Had any success with it? Do you think there’s room out there for another dedicated farting site?
Thanks.
At the risk of getting a plethora of fart related posts like: “fart fetish will come up trumps”, what’s your opinion on this fetish?
Had any success with it? Do you think there’s room out there for another dedicated farting site?
Thanks.
LOL, what happened to the sound bite you usually post?
This bloke went out one night to a night club. He met a beautiful woman there. So he starts chatting to her. After an hour of conversation, she askes him to go back to her place. They get there and he tells her that he's a virgin. She say's 'no problem, I'll show you'. The first thing she does is a 69er and she tells him what it's called. A few seconds into it she lets the biggest fart let rip. The bloke says 'Fuck this I'm not sticking around for another 68 of those'.
why wouldn't there be room? obviously it will be tougher if it's 'yet another' site than it would be with some original approach.
do your models do requested winds for example? maybe you can get one that will be able to fart simple melodies? a smelly Happy Birthday farted might excite the odd member of your site. :D
uk_dude
08-07-05, 11:14 PM
I couldn't give a shit
cock-a-leekie
08-07-05, 11:21 PM
This bloke went out one night to a night club. He met a beautiful woman there. So he starts chatting to her. After an hour of conversation, she askes him to go back to her place. They get there and he tells her that he's a virgin. She say's 'no problem, I'll show you'. The first thing she does is a 69er and she tells him what it's called. A few seconds into it she lets the biggest fart let rip. The bloke says 'Fuck this I'm not sticking around for another 68 of those'.
:takethat:
This farting fetish smells a bit fishy to me.
Mind you, I could be looking at it from the wrong angle... :drink:
cock-a-leekie
08-07-05, 11:23 PM
LOL, what happened to the sound bite you usually post?.
Sorry (http://www.annelise-uk.com/fart1.wav) 'bout (http://www.annelise-uk.com/fart2.wav) that (http://www.annelise-uk.com/fart3.wav)
morefodder
08-07-05, 11:40 PM
Sorry (http://www.annelise-uk.com/fart1.wav) 'bout (http://www.annelise-uk.com/fart2.wav) that (http://www.annelise-uk.com/fart3.wav)
God im so easilly amused, why must I laff at farts, its a weaknes, really it is !!
cock-a-leekie
08-07-05, 11:52 PM
God im so easilly amused, why must I laff at farts, its a weaknes, really it is !!
Is (http://www.annelise-uk.com/fart4.wav) with (http://www.annelise-uk.com/fart5.wav) me (http://www.annelise-uk.com/fart6.wav) too! (http://www.annelise-uk.com/fart7.wav)
daveydude
08-07-05, 11:58 PM
At the risk of getting a plethora of fart related posts like: “fart fetish will come up trumps”, what’s your opinion on this fetish?
I think it stinks.
cock-a-leekie
08-08-05, 12:56 AM
This farting fetish smells a bit fishy to me.
Mind you, I could be looking at it from the wrong angle... :drink:
Could you please elaborate...?
Could you please elaborate...?
front bottoms can fanny fart which could therefore = fishy farts
Thus I could be looking at the wrong orifice to your question.
:titanic:
OK I'll get me coat :duck:
cock-a-leekie
08-08-05, 03:30 AM
front bottoms can fanny fart which could therefore = fishy farts
Thus I could be looking at the wrong orifice to your question.
:titanic:
OK I'll get me coat :duck:
LOL, got it! :rolleyes:
Cardinal_Sin
08-08-05, 07:22 PM
I can help you with content -
I can fart in four different colours - many different shapes and sizes, and also in Latin.
My latest farting extraviganza was exhibited by an unknown artist on the number 49 bus to Hackney.
OK I can't hold this any longer. I have to post..... http://www.mrmethane.com
i'd be too scared of following through
morefodder
08-09-05, 08:47 PM
I can help you with content -
I can fart in four different colours - many different shapes and sizes, and also in Latin.
My latest farting extraviganza was exhibited by an unknown artist on the number 49 bus to Hackney.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/p1csh05t/icon_bannermuahaha.gif this thread is useless without pics (http://www.tubgirl.com) http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/p1csh05t/rotflol.gif
morefodder
08-09-05, 08:53 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/p1csh05t/icon_bannermuahaha.gif this thread is useless without pics (http://www.tubgirl.com) http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/p1csh05t/rotflol.gif
Ahh feck, she's gone down !!! BOOOOO !! Now where are we gonna send surfers ???!!???
Ahh feck, she's gone down !!! BOOOOO !! Now where are we gonna send surfers ???!!???
yep fuck, whats happened to tubgirl?
i'd be too scared of following through
Thats a fetish all of its own :drink:
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