The Truckster Is Packed & Ready

[NumptyNuts]

Well all sorted now and packed for me two day road trip down the big smoke :) Looking forward to meeting some of your tomorrow and the res of you Thursday evening :)

Have a safe trip down

[SGS]

Truckster?

[NumptyNuts]

Truckster?

car - getting excited cant you tell, after last week I want to get the fuck out of the house, in hind sight I would have booked three days away! :cheers2:

A few meetings tomorrow then beers with some mates - no kids no stress - bring it on

[dvtimes]

I thought it was friday?

Date JANUARY 26th (Friday)

[SGS]

car - getting excited cant you tell, after last week I want to get the fuck out of the house, in hind sight I would have booked three days away! :cheers2:

A few meetings tomorrow then beers with some mates - no kids no stress - bring it on

:)

[ukbukkake]

I thought it was friday?

Date JANUARY 26th (Friday)


Hes that excited hes going to be there a day early!!

See you all on FRIDAY!!!!!!

xx

[heidi84]

I thought it was friday?

Date JANUARY 26th (Friday)


Yeh he just said hes having three days off, starting early. I wish i could get rid of my kid so i could start early too lucky bastard! :)

[Damian]

I thought it was friday?

Date JANUARY 26th (Friday)

It is DV, don't fret. I guess NoNuts is getting there a day early to work out the best pavements to puke on.

[WordsforHire]

Hehe just you remember to keep the single bed, the double is for me and becky ;) ;)

I sent you a PM with the time our train gets in and where it gets in at :)

Look forward to seeing you on Friday!

[S.D.]

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[NumptyNuts]

It is DV, don't fret. I guess NoNuts is getting there a day early to work out the best pavements to puke on.

I wont be puking - you will be lucky to see an acholic beverage pass my ips on Friday -

DV need to get as much work done as possible so all things I needed to do in London have been crammed into a couple of Action Packed days! :cheers2:

[NumptyNuts]

Hehe just you remember to keep the single bed, the double is for me and becky ;) ;)

I sent you a PM with the time our train gets in and where it gets in at :)

Look forward to seeing you on Friday!

Well we shall see, I hear a floor is good for your back - Im not fussed so long as you two make sure you put the toilet seat up, or I will piss on it :cheers2:

[tdf]

Well we shall see, I hear a floor is good for your back - Im not fussed so long as you two make sure you put the toilet seat up, or I will piss on it :cheers2:

Its my mission to make u ill haha!! :cheers2:

[SGS]

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[tdf]

wtf is that all about SGS?

[SGS]

wtf is that all about SGS?

Didn't want anyone to forget while they were packing. ;)

[heidi84]

Didn't want anyone to forget while they were packing. ;)


lmao

[WordsforHire]

Well we shall see, I hear a floor is good for your back - Im not fussed so long as you two make sure you put the toilet seat up, or I will piss on it :cheers2:
Lol take the floor if you like ;)

It is our duty as women to keep the toilet seat down - use the damn sink instead!

[WordsforHire]

Didn't want anyone to forget while they were packing. ;)
What on Earth are you trying to imply Mr SGS?

[NumptyNuts]

Lol take the floor if you like ;)

It is our duty as women to keep the toilet seat down - use the damn sink instead!

I dont know anyone round here that would piss in a sink.....

[WordsforHire]

I dont know anyone round here that would piss in a sink.....
You've never been to Scotland have you?

Many men piss in sinks - it's a sad but true fact. Mainly when they are pissed though...Have yet to see a sober man do it...

[NumptyNuts]

You've never been to Scotland have you?

Many men piss in sinks - it's a sad but true fact. Mainly when they are pissed though...Have yet to see a sober man do it...

And do they piss all over the washing up or take it out of the sink?

[SGS]

Lol take the floor if you like ;)

It is our duty as women to keep the toilet seat down - use the damn sink instead!

I am sooooooooo glad we are staying at the Renaissance. :(

[NumptyNuts]

I am sooooooooo glad we are staying at the Renaissance. :(

How you think I feel, I am faced with a closed toilet set and the likely hood of some scott pissing in the sink as if a scotish bloke does why the women gonna be any different???????

Think I will clean my teath with bottled water and aviod the basin...........:(

[SGS]

What on Earth are you trying to imply Mr SGS?

Better to be safe than sorry. Those "extra large" condoms can be a bugger to find. ;)

[WordsforHire]

How you think I feel, I am faced with a closed toilet set and the likely hood of some scott pissing in the sink as if a scotish bloke does why the women gonna be any different???????

Think I will clean my teath with bottled water and aviod the basin...........:(
Ewwww women don't wee in the sink, that's why we use the toilet and put the seat down after us. It's polite to put the seat down. Leaving it up is just wrong. I hate seeing the toilet seat up!

[WordsforHire]

And do they piss all over the washing up or take it out of the sink?
Who does their washing in the sink?

[SGS]

How you think I feel, I am faced with a closed toilet set and the likely hood of some scott pissing in the sink as if a scotish bloke does why the women gonna be any different???????

With any luck they wont fart so loud and hopefully wont wake you up. Just mind they dont wipe their hands on your duvet. :(

[NumptyNuts]

With any luck they wont fart so loud and hopefully wont wake you up. Just mind they dont wipe their hands on your duvet. :(

Oh dont, you will have me sleeping inside a bin liner :( Already called the hotel to find out where they were, I am not impressed in the slightest

[WordsforHire]

With any luck they wont fart so loud and hopefully wont wake you up. Just mind they dont wipe their hands on your duvet. :(
Ok now farting is just too far - uergh....

[SGS]

Ok now farting is just too far - uergh....

After a night on the beer and curry and three people sharing sharing a room I would open a few windows as soon as you check in there. :(

[WordsforHire]

I'm far too lady like to do such things - one of my girl mates burps in public - I get very very red when she does it!

[heidi84]

How you think I feel, I am faced with a closed toilet set and the likely hood of some scott pissing in the sink as if a scotish bloke does why the women gonna be any different???????

Think I will clean my teath with bottled water and aviod the basin...........:(

Haha hell be sleeping with one eye open! I was actually gonna say who the fuck would piss in the sink thats discusting, so glad im not scottish cos if a bloke pissed in my sink id chop his bits off!

[NumptyNuts]

I'm far too lady like to do such things - one of my girl mates burps in public - I get very very red when she does it!

Well news for you I fart for fun, it makes me laugh to watch the faces of people around me screw up in discust as they try hard not to vomit........

Wait to you get a lung full of the morning clear out :)

[WordsforHire]

Quick question for those peeping through this thread, is everyone heading back to their hotel room after the wheatsheaf? There aren't any plans on like going out afterwards to clubs or whatever?

[Elisha Jade]

Well news for you I fart for fun, it makes me laugh to watch the faces of people around me screw up in discust as they try hard not to vomit........

Wait to you get a lung full of the morning clear out

Good luck Jade!! lol

[WordsforHire]

Well news for you I fart for fun, it makes me laugh to watch the faces of people around me screw up in discust as they try hard not to vomit........

Wait to you get a lung full of the morning clear out :)
So who's up for a bed swap?!?!?

[Elisha Jade]

So who's up for a bed swap?!?!?

I'm staying as far away from that hotel as possible lol after reading about those farts!! :D

[WordsforHire]

Did I mention you get to share a bed with sexy becky?!

[JT]

Well news for you I fart for fun, it makes me laugh to watch the faces of people around me screw up in discust as they try hard not to vomit........

Wait to you get a lung full of the morning clear out :)


LOL :(

[heidi84]

So who's up for a bed swap?!?!?


Nah im ok in my lovely room in the nice smelling hotel thanks :)

[tdf]

me n beav have a topfloor apartment...party time at ours woot!

[Grisey]

me n beav have a topfloor apartment...party time at ours woot!
No getting high thinking you can fly then boyo

[tdf]

No getting high thinking you can fly then boyo

p-fucking-lease! do you think am sum wet teenager who's dun fuck all...nar im hardcore mate there will be no flying of anykind, just chiiiiillllllin...oooh yeh!

[beav]

me n beav have a topfloor apartment...party time at ours woot!

It is!!?? meh ok

[tdf]

u fucking said it was...ok then maybe its not...party elsewhere then!

[beav]

no we do have a rooftop appartment

[JT]

If Im not in bed by 10.30 with a cup of tea and a hob nob I wont be happy.

[tdf]

no we do have a rooftop appartment

FUCK!

[NumptyNuts]

no we do have a rooftop appartment

How romantic :gaylords:

[aaron_sterlingcash]

How romantic :gaylords:

yer! isnt it just...ahhhhh! U fucking bender u thought about it didnt u pervert!

[WordsforHire]

If Im not in bed by 10.30 with a cup of tea and a hob nob I wont be happy.
Mmm tea and hob knobs - I know who I'm stalking after the pub(gonna steal me some biscuits !)

[Damian]

'hob nob' was a typo. He meant 'huge nob'.

"If Im not in bed by 10.30 with a cup of tea and a huge nob I wont be happy."

[NumptyNuts]

(gonna steal me some biscuits !)

And then piss in his sink?

[WordsforHire]

And then piss in his sink?
As I said before, it's only the males that do that...lol

[smoothballs]

After a night on the beer and curry and three people sharing sharing a room I would open a few windows as soon as you check in there. :(

its a scientific fact that women's farts are smellier then men's they carry more acid in their stomach that gives the bad smell! lol

[tdf]

its a scientific fact that women's farts are smellier then men's they carry more acid in their stomach that gives the bad smell! lol

Yer and also they're whole polieness thing bites back at night...they save em up all day then let em rip all night dirty bitches all of ya!!

[DaveKnell]

Quick question for those peeping through this thread, is everyone heading back to their hotel room after the wheatsheaf? There aren't any plans on like going out afterwards to clubs or whatever?

Absolutely not - I'm planning on being back home nice and early. However, that's a common state of mind prior to going out drinking, and it often gets forgotten around closing time - you know, the time when doner kebabs look appetising and getting in a cab to Shoreditch to go to some hell-hole of a club full of E-tards seems like a great idea..

So, in short, don't write it off.

--Dave