So...What do we call you

[WordsforHire]

Ok at this meet, there are some people who use a board name and never post their own..There are also those who havent seen pics of anyone.

What do you look like and what the heck do we call you?

I'm jade and I look like my AV :) Simple enough, now your turn...

[dvtimes]

My real name is Adam (dull I know) , but I used Allan for years simply as I was a student nurse. I still use Allan as otherwise people get confused.

But yes its dull Adam.

[WordsforHire]

Ok Adam nice to know I dont have to call you DVT all night long hehe, I still haven't seen a pic of you

[beav]

i'm beaver,obviously not my real name,but that's what everyone calls me.

[dvtimes]

Ok Adam nice to know I dont have to call you DVT all night long hehe, I still haven't seen a pic of you

you have.

i was the clown in my aviator pic.

this is me too:

http://media.libsyn.com/media/sneezwort/woods.wmv

[daveydude]

I'm Dave. If I'm naughty you can call me David, but you must raise your voice when you do it otherwise it won't have any effect.

[Geezer]

I will have a badge on with Geezer on

[Cardinal_Sin]

I am easy to recognise.

I am old, wrinkled and smell a little bit like a toilet and tend to pick my nose a lot when nervous - Oh... and the farting...
I also look a lot like Jade's avitar, but to make sure you notice me, I will be naked from the wast down.

[adultbusiness]

I'm Dean but you can call me Sir....

[heidi84]

I'm Dave. If I'm naughty you can call me David, but you must raise your voice when you do it otherwise it won't have any effect.

He loves that cos youll sound like his mum and it turns him on :gaylords:


Well i tell people my name but they call me Heidi anyway and i look like this

[chloe-dove]

He loves that cos youll sound like his mum and it turns him on :gaylords:


Well i tell people my name but they call me Heidi anyway and i look like this
lol he loves it when i do it..........hadnt thought about why tho

[chloe-dove]

Well i'm chloe unless you want to ask what my real name is when we meet. I'm not going to post it as there are loads of nosy surfers on here lol. You know what i look like obviously ;)

[Bradderzzz]

I'm the cute one with the big beard.

[WordsforHire]

Lol interesting so far, braderzz I know what you look like you cheeky monkey!

This is going to be interesting...

[gav]

As my username suggests, my name is Gav short for Gavin.

I look like a sack of shit, apparently, so should be easy to recognise. If its warm I'll be the one steaming.

[WordsforHire]

He loves that cos youll sound like his mum and it turns him on :gaylords:


Well i tell people my name but they call me Heidi anyway and i look like this
I know youre name! And umm maybe gonna sound cheeky but are you farting in that pic or something? lol...

[heidi84]

I know youre name! And umm maybe gonna sound cheeky but are you farting in that pic or something? lol...

Haha no i wasnt it was a pic i took for someone who was pestering me, i told him i was ugly and he said prove it, so i took that and told him i looked like that al the time. It was taken first thing in the morning and i still had my pjs on and hair not brushed.

[WordsforHire]

Lol aye aye ;)

[Elisha Jade]

Maybe everyone should post a pic who hasnt already so that everyone knows what everyone else looks like. That was a mouthful lol

[WordsforHire]

lmfao gosh you sure do have a way with words...

[Elisha Jade]

It made sense when I was typing it ... kinda :D

[heidi84]

You see i could prolly rec all the girls from here but i wouldnt have a clue with some of the men. We gonna see ya soon so you may as well post a pic ;)

[Rosie]

I won't be at the London meets - but you may all call me Madame if you wish.

[strictlybroadband]

This is me when I'm pissed, so should come in useful: http://gallery.strictlybroadband.com/2006-adult-film-awards/aaz

[WordsforHire]

I won't be at the London meets - but you may all call me Madame if you wish.
Oh yes Madame! Shame you arent coming though babe, would have been lovely to meet you! Another time though...Maybe in chains ;)

[heidi84]

This is me when I'm pissed, so should come in useful: http://gallery.strictlybroadband.com/2006-adult-film-awards/aaz

seen you before so i know what you look like

[chris@uk-pornogirls.com]

you have.

i was the clown in my aviator pic.

this is me too:

http://media.libsyn.com/media/sneezwort/woods.wmv

FFS .... DVT out "doggin" and JT's cock all in one day....someone pass the bleach :devil: :gold:

[WordsforHire]

wait till this meet, you'll need something a hell of a lot stronger than bleach I imagine"!

[Platinum Bryan]

<-------Me and My name is Bryan of course

[S.D.]

<-------- & Im not even sure if Im going to it yet :gaylords:

[WordsforHire]

<-------Me and My name is Bryan of course
Thanks for all your help btw! - Bryan = Top guy !

[Rosie]

This is me when I'm pissed, so should come in useful: http://gallery.strictlybroadband.com/2006-adult-film-awards/aaz

What a cutie :eyebrows:

[WordsforHire]

Do you think his head gets cold? Dos snow actually land on your head? All things I've wanted to ask a man without anything up top...Im not being cheeky!

[Rosie]

<-------Me and My name is Bryan of course

You're far too babyfaced and wholesome looking to be in this industry.

[WordsforHire]

You're far too babyfaced and wholesome looking to be in this industry.
But that's how we like em ;):devil:

[Rosie]

Oh yes Madame! Shame you arent coming though babe, would have been lovely to meet you! Another time though...Maybe in chains ;)

It's a pisser we can't make it - but we're shooting those dates... the shoot's been booked for ages and the model's flying out for it, so I can't really cancel :(

[strictlybroadband]

What a cutie :eyebrows:

You ain't so bad yourself pussycat. I'd snog ya so long as you don't try to pull that whips n chains shit on me. :kissass:

[Rosie]

But that's how we like em ;):devil:

Nah, personally I prefer sleezy looking men ;)

[heidi84]

You're far too babyfaced and wholesome looking to be in this industry.

cute and innocent, perfect for all us bad girls, well convert him:P

[S.D.]

<-------------Oi Girls, Im looking good aren't I ? :gold:

[WordsforHire]

cute and innocent, perfect for all us bad girls, well convert him:P
Dont tempt me, I'd have my claws out in an instant....:angel:

[heidi84]

Do you think his head gets cold? Dos snow actually land on your head? All things I've wanted to ask a man without anything up top...Im not being cheeky!

I could say something here but im saying nothing, ill tell you on msn jade haha

[WordsforHire]

<-------------Oi Girls, Im looking good aren't I ? :gold:
ye but no but aye but no but.... :gaylords:

[Rosie]

You ain't so bad yourself pussycat. I'd snog ya so long as you don't try to pull that whips n chains shit on me. :kissass:

I might pull whips and chains darling - but even I don't do shit ;)

[strictlybroadband]

Do you think his head gets cold? Dos snow actually land on your head? All things I've wanted to ask a man without anything up top...Im not being cheeky!

I assume you mean me, being the most obvious baldy round here?

Yes, it gets damn cold - it's amazing how much heat leaks out through a bald head. Luckily there isn't much snow down in these parts, but if there was, it would almost certainly land on my head. You won't see me outdoors without a hat till at least March. Brrrrrrrrrrr

[WordsforHire]

I assume you mean me, being the most obvious baldy round here?

Yes, it gets damn cold - it's amazing how much heat leaks out through a bald head. Luckily there isn't much snow down in these parts, but if there was, it would almost certainly land on my head. You won't see me outdoors without a hat till at least March. Brrrrrrrrrrr
Thanks for clearing that up for men, Heidi said ask Aaron as he's nothing up top but she told me not to say anything as she'd get a slap




Ooopps.

[heidi84]

Thanks for clearing that up for men, Heidi said ask Aaron as he's nothing up top but she told me not to say anything as she'd get a slap




Ooopps.

I would slap you.........but youd prolly enjoy it :gaylords:

[WordsforHire]

I would slap you.........but youd prolly enjoy it :gaylords:
You know me too well...

[Rosie]

there isn't much snow down in these parts,

Sorry, which parts would those be?

(Sorry, my entire household spent dinner time discussing ice dildos over the chips - so I'm having a flashback LOL)

[strictlybroadband]

Sorry, which parts would those be?

(Sorry, my entire household spent dinner time discussing ice dildos over the chips - so I'm having a flashback LOL)

Ice dildos... call me a prude but that kind of stuff just leaves me cold. :)

[REBEL]

I will have a badge on with Geezer on

Shouldn't that be Cunt?

[Geezer]

Shouldn't that be Cunt?

Same thing ain't it: Geezer = Cunt

[Geezer]

What a cutie :eyebrows:

You like blokes who look like knobs?

Or is it a lesbian thing and you like him cos he come across like a cunt?

[WordsforHire]

So you're in a good mood tonight then geezer lol...

[Geezer]

So you're in a good mood tonight then geezer lol...

I'm always in a good mood :)

[WordsforHire]

Glad to hear it! Are you really going to wear a sticker?

[Geezer]

Glad to hear it! Are you really going to wear a sticker?

No need, I'm 6'8, 22 stone, and probably one of, if not thee best looking bloke you wil ever see.

[Cardinal_Sin]

Glad to hear it! Are you really going to wear a sticker?

Only if he can nick one from Mcdonalds.

[WordsforHire]

No need, I'm 6'8, 22 stone, and probably one of, if not thee best looking bloke you wil ever see.
Oh god you have me weak at the knees now...:gaylords:

[Geezer]

Only if he can nick one from Mcdonalds.

Nick one?, I can just wear my name tag with my 4, yes 4, gold stars

[naughtylaura]

i'm laura and thats me <-----
its an old pic but im not on my pc at the mo. when i am il upload some recent ones for ya. oh and yeah il be with the gorilla (according to wayne) lol xx

[WordsforHire]

Nick one?, I can just wear my name tag with my 4, yes 4, gold starsWow, you only get four if you stop cumming in the mayo! Well done!

[Cardinal_Sin]

Nick one?, I can just wear my name tag with my 4, yes 4, gold stars

Brilliant news - You got your serving star! But you have been working there since you left school, haven't you?

[Geezer]

Wow, you only get four if you stop cumming in the mayo! Well done!

How do you know my managers name?, apparently hes an X DJ

[ukbukkake]

Well You probably know what I look like? But will you recognise me fully clothed?!!

My Real name is Becky (or Rebecca if I have been naughty! :gaylords: )

Its the guys we are going to stuggle with!

[Geezer]

Well You probably know what I look like? But will you recognise me fully clothed?!!

My Real name is Becky (or Rebecca if I have been naughty! :gaylords: )

Its the guys we are going to stuggle with!

If you walk in without a face mask of munk then I doubt I will recognise you.

[Jel]

Nick one?, I can just wear my name tag with my 4, yes 4, gold stars

cunt, lmao :gold:

[Vince]

The Avator is actually a picture of my Father. I am much younger, better looking, charming and debonair. Unfortunately the Geordie accent lets me down every time.

[Bluejay]

Not sure if I can make it,but I'll try,seems like it's going to be a fun night and I'm always up for it.
Most people I don't know call me Jay, Which is short for........
Avatar pic is me

[Grisey]

i'm laura and thats me <-----
its an old pic but im not on my pc at the mo. when i am il upload some recent ones for ya. oh and yeah il be with the gorilla (according to wayne) lol xx

Nick =
http://www.rameysrealm.com/hairyman.jpg

[naughtylaura]

Nick =
http://www.rameysrealm.com/hairyman.jpg

lmfao! thats so funny
gotta email him that at work lol! xx

[Paul Markham]

I'm Paul and you can call me Paul.

I needed to hide behind a pen name many many years ago, now know the value of promoting your own name.

http://www.paulmarkham.com/temp/eva-paul.jpg

[Vince]

I'm Paul and you can call me Paul.

I needed to hide behind a pen name many many years ago, now know the value of promoting your own name.

http://www.paulmarkham.com/temp/eva-paul.jpg


who's the miserable old bastard with the glasses on that you're standing next to Paul ?

[Paul Markham]

who's the miserable old bastard with the glasses on that you're standing next to Paul ?
That is one of the few times I smiled.

Taken on our honeymoon in Disneyland and life has been like a fun fair ever since.

[Vince]

Sorry Paul - I thought it was wind:)

[Geezer]

Body language is a marvelous thing

[adultbusiness]

That is one of the few times I smiled.

Taken on our honeymoon in Disneyland and life has been like a fun fair ever since.

Wasn't it difficult with some of the rides having age restrictions? :gaylords:

[Paul Markham]

Wasn't it difficult with some of the rides having age restrictions? :gaylords:
It's all right Eva was on a grown ups ticket. :gaylords:

[beav]

i've changed my av so you can all have alook.

[chris@uk-pornogirls.com]

Blimey i can see why majority are webmasters or this side of the camera ;) Still I spect your all beautiful on the inside :gaylords:

[WordsforHire]

i've changed my av so you can all have alook.
You look like my uncles friend, scary!

[-HF]

Body language is a marvelous thing

one thing to make them appear as wanting to fuck you.
whole different thing to make them appear like they wanted to marry you.

[Geezer]

one thing to make them appear as wanting to fuck you.
whole different thing to make them appear like they wanted to marry you.


:lmao2:

[servhot]

Paul, do you realy think it's worth to spam for your $5 bullshit site at webmasters? Why the hell do you grap webmasters emails from sites and spamming your customers emails for the content shop??? I guess you really have drunken to much and your brain just pissed off. I really got enough spam per day and I do not need any further spam for $5 Jerking Off sites, as I usually have enough content by myself to do it - and seriously - your photos are to boring to turn me on!


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[ukwebmasters]

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