Jeremy Clarkson moderating TOTP

[-HF]

guess i'm too optmisitic to think anyone has taped it?

[Winston]

what sort of bender would tape totp . especially if that cunt is invloved .

[-HF]

what? Clarkson is ace.

you driving a Vauxhall by any chance? :D

[morefodder]

what? Clarkson is ace.

you driving a Vauxhall by any chance? :D

he aint too fond of them .. still could be worse ... vauxhall towing a caravan !!!

[Geezer]

what? Clarkson is ace.

you driving a Vauxhall by any chance? :D

You've been online too long, they call it presenting :takethat:

[fredicus]

Originally posted by morefodder still could be worse ... vauxhall towing a caravan !!!
With Clarkson inside the caravan hosting TOTP :)

[cock-a-leekie]

what? Clarkson (http://www.annelise-uk.com/boring.wav) is ace.

No he isn't. He's a fucking prick. He can't put a point across without over emphasising every last syllable. He runs his voice up and down his narrow banded octaves, in a childish and patronising attempt to evoke some tiny morsel of enthusiasm one might have in an ultimately uninteresting program.

Clarkson (http://www.annelise-uk.com/boring.wav) is the Jamie Oliver of the car journalist world. He’s such a prick.

[-HF]

You've been online too long, they call it presenting :takethat:

ah, it's the MOD in me. :takethat:

[-HF]

No he isn't. He's a fucking prick. He can't put a point across without over emphasising every last syllable. He runs his voice up and down his narrow banded octaves, in a childish and patronising attempt to evoke some tiny morsel of enthusiasm one might have in an ultimately uninteresting program.

Clarkson (http://www.annelise-uk.com/boring.wav) is the Jamie Oliver of the car journalist world. He’s such a prick.


so you don't like cooking and car shows. :D

[craig]

guess i'm too optmisitic to think anyone has taped it?

you missed a blinding show tonight.

heres a list of the songs you missed....

Beach Boys - Fun Fun Fun
Don McLean - American Pie
Janis Joplin - Mercedes Benz
Joni Mitchell - Paved Paradise
Pete Seeger & Arlo Guthrie - Car Song
Arlo Guthrie - The Motorcycle Song
Roger Miller - King of the Road
Rolling Stones - Route 66
Commander Cody - Hot Rod Lincoln
Bruce Springsteen - Pink Cadillac
Commitments - Mustang Sally
Beatles - Drive My Car
Tracy Chapman - Fast Car
MC Nass et. al. - It's My Cadillac (Got That Bass)
Meatloaf - Paradise by the Dashboard Light
Cake - Stick Shifts and Safety Belts

:guinness:

[Geezer]

Clarkson is the Jamie Oliver of the car journalist world.
Well then that is a compliment, because Jamie Oliver is the bollocks.

[Alf Garnet]

No he isn't. He's a fucking prick. He can't put a point across without over emphasising every last syllable. He runs his voice up and down his narrow banded octaves, in a childish and patronising attempt to evoke some tiny morsel of enthusiasm one might have in an ultimately uninteresting program.

Clarkson (http://www.annelise-uk.com/boring.wav) is the Jamie Oliver of the car journalist world. He’s such a prick.

:takethat:

[Alf Garnet]

Well then that is a compliment, because Jamie Oliver is the bollocks.

you missed typed you meant to say because Jamie Oliver is bollocks I think? :mcdonalds

[cock-a-leekie]

Well then that is a compliment, because Jamie Oliver is the bollocks.

What? That turd Oliver (http://www.annelise-uk.com/stupid.wav) couldn't tell a demiglaze from an espagnole, a hollandaise from a béarnaise, or an allemande from a charcutière.

Yeah, pizza, focaccia, steaks & curries are ok for getting your 10yo kid interested in cooking, but I'm not 10. I'm a qualified gourmet chef (larder) and that prick Oliver (http://www.annelise-uk.com/stupid.wav) is one talentless sack of shit.

Ok so maybe he get's English people (who can't cook) interested in food, but substituting one type of junk food (processed ready meals), for another (homemade pizzas & chocolate moose slapped together J.Oliver (http://www.annelise-uk.com/stupid.wav) style) is fucking crazy. It's not enough to just tell people not to over cook pasta & veg etc. he should be getting people to cook healthy foods like couscous bidawi aux setp legumes or ratatouille.

I've tried some of Oliver's (http://www.annelise-uk.com/stupid.wav) recipes and believe me, it all tastes like ass juice!

[typeR]

he aint too fond of them .. still could be worse ... vauxhall towing a caravan !!!
i can think of somebodys car who he hates more :)

[SGS]

What? That turd Oliver (http://www.annelise-uk.com/stupid.wav) couldn't tell a demiglaze from an espagnole, a hollandaise from a béarnaise, or an allemande from a charcutière.

Yeah, pizza, focaccia, steaks & curries are ok for getting your 10yo kid interested in cooking, but I'm not 10. I'm a qualified gourmet chef (larder) and that prick Oliver (http://www.annelise-uk.com/stupid.wav) is one talentless sack of shit.

Ok so maybe he get's English people (who can't cook) interested in food, but substituting one type of junk food (processed ready meals), for another (homemade pizzas & chocolate moose slapped together J.Oliver (http://www.annelise-uk.com/stupid.wav) style) is fucking crazy. It's not enough to just tell people not to over cook pasta & veg etc. he should be getting people to cook healthy foods like couscous bidawi aux setp legumes or ratatouille.

I've tried some of Oliver's (http://www.annelise-uk.com/stupid.wav) recipes and believe me, it all tastes like ass juice!


But, apart from that? :drink:

[morefodder]

i can think of somebodys car who he hates more :)

At 8.52 pm, top gear hasnt finished , you heathen !!! And what car ??

[JT]

What? That turd Oliver (http://www.annelise-uk.com/stupid.wav) couldn't tell a demiglaze from an espagnole, a hollandaise from a béarnaise, or an allemande from a charcutière.

Yeah, pizza, focaccia, steaks & curries are ok for getting your 10yo kid interested in cooking, but I'm not 10. I'm a qualified gourmet chef (larder) and that prick Oliver (http://www.annelise-uk.com/stupid.wav) is one talentless sack of shit.

Ok so maybe he get's English people (who can't cook) interested in food, but substituting one type of junk food (processed ready meals), for another (homemade pizzas & chocolate moose slapped together J.Oliver (http://www.annelise-uk.com/stupid.wav) style) is fucking crazy. It's not enough to just tell people not to over cook pasta & veg etc. he should be getting people to cook healthy foods like couscous bidawi aux setp legumes or ratatouille.

I've tried some of Oliver's (http://www.annelise-uk.com/stupid.wav) recipes and believe me, it all tastes like ass juice!

Just to clarify, are you a fan of his or not? :onguard:

[Geezer]

What? That turd Oliver (http://www.annelise-uk.com/stupid.wav) couldn't tell a demiglaze from an espagnole, a hollandaise from a béarnaise, or an allemande from a charcutière.

Yeah, pizza, focaccia, steaks & curries are ok for getting your 10yo kid interested in cooking, but I'm not 10. I'm a qualified gourmet chef (larder) and that prick Oliver (http://www.annelise-uk.com/stupid.wav) is one talentless sack of shit.

Ok so maybe he get's English people (who can't cook) interested in food, but substituting one type of junk food (processed ready meals), for another (homemade pizzas & chocolate moose slapped together J.Oliver (http://www.annelise-uk.com/stupid.wav) style) is fucking crazy. It's not enough to just tell people not to over cook pasta & veg etc. he should be getting people to cook healthy foods like couscous bidawi aux setp legumes or ratatouille.

I've tried some of Oliver's (http://www.annelise-uk.com/stupid.wav) recipes and believe me, it all tastes like ass juice!


Jeeeeaaaaalllooouusseeeee!

[DarkWing]

Well, Iam not a fan of Mr. Oliver's either. But cock-a-leekie, you have named yourself after soup. And not Big soup.

[cock-a-leekie]

Jeeeeaaaaalllooouusseeeee!

Jealous? Moi?

My wife and I have been swinging for 13 years now and we, like every other long-term swinger we've met, don't do jealousy.

I was mealy pointing out (as someone more qualified) that he’s not a very good cook, he’s a TV presenter in the same ilk as Jeremy Clarkson. Some may like that false, pretentious, over enthusiastic gibberish they deliver, I however do not. That's all.

You see, jealousy is what little kids do. It’s also what adults who suffer from self-confidence issues do, or who are intellectually challenged.

Strange then, that you brought it up?

[cock-a-leekie]

Well, Iam not a fan of Mr. Oliver's either. But cock-a-leekie, you have named yourself after soup. And not Big soup.

Indeedy, it be auld reekie. :thumbsup:

[-HF]

You see, jealousy is what little kids do. It’s also what adults who suffer from self-confidence issues do, or who are intellectually challenged.


i'd like to hear more about your theory there.

[cock-a-leekie]

i'd like to hear more about your theory there.

It’s not my theory.

There is much psychological literature on understanding the three phases of the mind: instinctive, intellectual and the super-conscious. It’s common knowledge that by suppressing feelings of jealousy, envy and the sense of injustice, it is most unhealthy and likely to cause severe depression. However, not all men are born equal.

And that’s all I have to say about that.

[-HF]

so you are not going to explain what an emotion has to do with personality or intellectual levels. strange you brought it up then. ;)

[cock-a-leekie]

so you are not going to explain what an emotion has to do with personality or intellectual levels. strange you brought it up then. ;)

The answer to your question is there: "not all men are born equal"

Here’s a brief explanation.
Although our mentality is largely derived from our early childhood experiences and social surroundings, not all brains interpret the information in the same way. Neurological development varies widely from one child to another, and this in turn determines the level of which of the three phases are prominent.

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If you want to know more on this fascinating subject there is plenty of literature out there, or do as I did and go to collage, but I won't get drawn into a lengthy debate on psychology. It serves no purpose and no good will come of it.

My point still stands. Geezer incorrectly interpreted my views on “Jolly Oliver” as jealousy. I’m simply pointing out that this was a bad character judgement. Now, had he called me over opinionated, over confident, bullish, bigoted or a few other choice descriptions, I may have to agree with him ;) But jealousy is way off the mark.

Seriously folks, it’s a fascinating subject and you can learn a lot about other people from what they say and do. More importantly though, you can learn a lot about yourself.

And that really is all I have to say about that. :)