Scotty's dead

[morefodder]

Sad news, the guy who played scotty in the original star trek has beamed up to the final frontier apparently, beam me up, scotty was never actually said in the series !!

[craig]

Q: How many members of the USS Enterprise does it take to change a
light bulb?


A: Six: Scotty to get on the intercom when the light goes out and say
"I canna do it, Cap'n! These bulbs are stoon dead",

Spock to tell Kirk he is proceeding illogically,

McCoy to say "They're dead, Jim!" and
"Dammit Jim-I'm a doctor not an electrician!!",

Kirk to screw it in,
and two red-shirt security men to die in the process.

[morefodder]

Q: How many members of the USS Enterprise does it take to change a
light bulb?


A: Six: Scotty to get on the intercom when the light goes out and say
"I canna do it, Cap'n! These bulbs are stoon dead",

Spock to tell Kirk he is proceeding illogically,

McCoy to say "They're dead, Jim!" and
"Dammit Jim-I'm a doctor not an electrician!!",

Kirk to screw it in,
and two red-shirt security men to die in the process.

:takethat: i like it .. especially the 2 red shirt extra alien food/target practice comment

[stembolt]

its a sad sad day for trekkies/trekkers like myself

wishin james good luck on his new voyage...
r.i.p.

[-HF]

its a sad sad day for trekkies/trekkers like myself

wishin james good luck on his new voyage...
r.i.p.


as long as Janeway isn't the capt. of his trip, he should be fine.

fucking female drivers. :D

[Alf Garnet]

Im supprised the fucker lasted this long. he was about 100 years old when that shit was on. That was 30 fucking years ago

[fredicus]

Lets see,
he wasn't an engineer,
he wasn't scottish,
is he really dead ??

RIP

.

[Shandy McAndy]

fuck I thought id better make a post incase people thought it was me