Do you suit Hats? I want a new hat

[A Priest]

I really would like a classy hat, something sold by http://www.jameslock.co.uk/ no less. Yet I have a un-hat-accepting head and seem to look perculiar when sporting such a fashionable head accessory.

What hat should one buy, if feeling the need to be hatted, yet have a hat unfriendly bonce?

[rogue]

get a flat cap, they suit most people and have a retro cool feel to them :)

[Skunk]

Get this one (http://www.jameslock.co.uk/prod2.taf?groupId=100067&_UserReference=EC26ECD668551C344545228C) :D

[Geezer]

Yet I have a un-hat-accepting head

Can't you get a new head?

[TheShiftyEyedBastard]

Can't you get a new head?

or maybe sand down the old one ;)

[JT]

Get this one here (http://www.jameslock.co.uk/prod2.taf?groupId=100410&_UserReference=40A72CB793C0BC434545CFDA), then you can look like Sherloc homes

[SGS]

This one is mine (http://www.jameslock.co.uk/prod2.taf?groupId=100176&_UserReference=BC2CFAF3452B519E4545EA41)

[htmlguru]

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his life. After Mass,the priest caught Murphy and said Murphy, "I am so glad you decided to come to Mass, what made you come?"

Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you, Father. A while back I misplaced my hat and I really, really love that hat. I knew that McGlynn had one just like mine and I knew that McGlynn came to church every Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and I figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."

The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that you didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?" Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat."

The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said, "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' you decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell,right?" Murphy shook his head and said, "No, Father, after you talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left my hat."

[ukbukkake]

I have some of these (http://www.jameslock.co.uk/prod1.taf?catuid=100039&_UserReference=BC2CFAF3452B519E4545EA41) already!

[A Priest]

I took Geezers advice and went head shopping instead. ;)

[JT]

I have some of these (http://www.jameslock.co.uk/prod1.taf?catuid=100039&_UserReference=BC2CFAF3452B519E4545EA41) already!

With Jodpus and all the gear?

[ukbukkake]

With Jodpus and all the gear?

Yup!

Bet then it has only been used to ride my horse. Maybe I should do a photo shoot in it?!