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dvtimes
10-21-06, 03:59 PM
i have a sore throught.
i suspect its the start of a cold.
what is good for a sore throught?
i suspect i got it from one of you at the leeds meet up.
this is what comes from mixing with the lower classes, i get diseases from them.
mOBSCENE
10-21-06, 04:05 PM
Drinking liquid nitrogen should cool it down :crown:
Tie a lump of goose fat to some string and keep swallowing it and pulling it back up again.
Cardinal_Sin
10-21-06, 05:08 PM
When My Mrs complained of a sore throat, I prescribed a gob full of cum - Go out and give that a try - Worked so well for my Mrs the first time, she has never had a sore throat since.
When My Mrs complained of a sore throat, I prescribed a gob full of cum - Go out and give that a try - Worked so well for my Mrs the first time, she has never had a sore throat since.
so she just doesnt tell you anymore! :D
fredicus
10-21-06, 05:58 PM
Rum & Black ( a Good dark rum ;) )
In quantity !
.
Chop a green chilli up keeping all the pith and seeds safe.
Then roll your hands in the chopped chilli mixture.
Put on a good hardcore porn movie.
Masturbate for a long period until ejaculation.
This will keep your mind off of your soar throat............
Johnny Kleenexxx
10-21-06, 09:01 PM
When My Mrs complained of a sore throat, I prescribed a gob full of cum - Go out and give that a try - Worked so well for my Mrs the first time, she has never had a sore throat since.
beat me too it mate ;-)
dvtimes
10-22-06, 01:35 AM
I found 'soothers' had about a 3 minite relefe.
Also had lemmon and honey lemsips. They give much longer relife.
I am vegiterian and do not drink, as such many of the above sujestions are out.
beat me too it mate ;-)
So you cum in her mouth as well? :bj:
TheShiftyEyedBastard
10-22-06, 08:37 AM
brandy, honey, n lemon.
I should imagine swallowing broken glass would be good for a sore throat.
I should imagine swallowing broken glass would be good for a sore throat.
This guy (http://yahoo.reuters.com/tv/videoStory.aspx?isSummitStory=false&storyId=4faa9787d8e5ad20f81617f60b0552072cb6ceb0) may not agree with you
heidi84
10-22-06, 05:06 PM
Over the counter remedies DONT work the best thing to do is mix warm water with a teaspoon of salt and gargle for a few seconds swallowing a tiny amount. The salt in the water acts as an antiseptic and heals it quick.
Thats prob why cum works ;)
smoothballs
10-22-06, 06:09 PM
gargle with a strong soluble painkiller works wonders, aspirin if possible, and that was a doctor's advice!
Johnny Kleenexxx
10-22-06, 06:57 PM
So you cum in her mouth as well? :bj:
nah . . just on her boatrace
Yeah lemsip is alright.
Beechams pills fixed me up a few weeks ago.
freeze some fruit for a day, then blend it all up - ice cold fruit smoothie, nice on the throat.
i got the same shit but i haven't really left the house for about 2 weeks fuck knows where I got it from maybe it was reading your posts?
get some echinacea.
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/28/health/28cold.html?ex=1161748800&en=37da2344ea5c2911&ei=5070
dvtimes
10-24-06, 12:20 AM
I booked an apointment with the doctor this tuesday anyway, so i can see what she has to say.
In fact I booked the appointment a week ago, but unlike when i was a kid and you could just go into the doctors, these days you have to book days in advance.
Somtimes I think its easer to simply go to a vet, as legally a vet can treat humans.
This is odd, my throat realy is killing me, normaly a sore throught lasts a day or so and turnen into a cold, but this thing feels like i have a golf ball in my throught.
I used a toarch to look in the back of my mouth, but it looked gross.
Oh well. with luck the doctor will sort things out.
dvtimes
10-24-06, 12:21 AM
i got the same shit but i haven't really left the house for about 2 weeks fuck knows where I got it from maybe it was reading your posts?
Sure blame me.
I get blamed for everything.
to get rid of a sore throat take vitamin c and DON't COUGH!!
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