Arrrrrrgh

[dvtimes]

Arrrrrrgh

I am just listening to how much the new Harry Potter books are getting sold.

OK. I am going to go off and write a kids book and make a few million.

[ChemicalEyes]

c'ya :smoke:

[Rosie]

Got a mail from Amazon this morning to say mine's been sent :)

[dvtimes]

My new book. Its a bit shorter than Harry Potter, but I think its all there:

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In a land far away, is a speky geeky kid ,Tom,, who decides to go to a school for witchcraft.

At the school, there are lots of kids. Some nerdy kids become toms mates, and the cool kids beat him up.

Tom becomes mates with a old teacher and he learns lots of spells and stuff.

Tom becomes good at spells and stuff. He then does a few spells on the nasty kids and looks well cool.

Tom does tons of adventures, cops of with some red headed bird with brasses.

Tom becomes an adult and works in media in a big London firm. He gets well rich and does drugs and stuff.

The end.

[-HF]

Got a mail from Amazon this morning to say mine's been sent :)


same here, the mail services around the world will moan as usually. :D

[ukwebmasters]

you lot read harry potter??? lmfao

:onguard:

[dvtimes]

you lot read harry potter??? lmfao

:onguard:
The only books I have ever read are the petnuts books with snoopy.

[-HF]

you lot read harry potter??? lmfao

:onguard:


buying != reading ;)

[ukwebmasters]

The only books I have ever read are the petnuts books with snoopy.

having met you dvt, I really fucking believe you lmfao

:onguard:

[dvtimes]

having met you dvt, I really fucking believe you lmfao

:onguard:
I am not lying.

As I said I am dyslexic, so have no chance in hell of reading a book. I am ok getting facts out of books, as I did for my degree.

But I have never read a real book in my life, except for the BFG, a few short story books from Africa, and peanut books.

I guess very short stories I can cope with, but no way a book.

That's why I love films as much.

But even if my life depended on it, for me a book is impossible.

[ukwebmasters]

dvt do remind me :::

you went to huddersfield university to study what?

photography I assume

:onguard:

[dvtimes]

dvt do remind me :::

you went to huddersfield university to study what?

photography I assume

:onguard:

Business and Marketing.

Then 2 years of nursing.

I would like to study vidio editing, if I get chance.

[Guest]

I doubt I'll ever read a Harry potter book. I have eight Lee Child novels to get through at the moment, much more interesting :D

[Elisha Jade]

my harry potter book is preordered and will arrive at 8am tomorrow morning from my favourite place :) amazon :) they've never let me down on release dates hehe

[dvtimes]

A few years ago I took my uncles girlfriend 10 year old to see Lord of the Rings.

Little shit told me he had read the book 3 times (little smart arse) and asked me what I thought of the book.

I thought what wrong with you? I told his mum, he should not be reading books, when I was his age I was out playing. I used to hide in the grass next to the road, and when no one was looking run out, and press the button on the crossing, then jump back in the grass. It was hysterical to listen to the drivers complaining that they had to stop at red lights for no reason. Those were the days.

Books = bad.