12:40am & still sat in the garden ... [Archive] - Beer and Bollocks

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07-13-05, 12:42 AM

It's fucking hot indoors .. so sat on me patio making the most of wireless ... can hear a couple of hedgehogs a few feet away and can see 2 of the biggest slugs known to mankind making their way towards me - not sure whether to run away or reach for the salt .. :ninja:

07-13-05, 01:00 AM

Update - have now moved indoors - seems the afore mentioned 2 slugs were a scout party on a reconnaissance mission ... obviously they sussed my plans to salt them & called for backup :blush:

johnboy

07-13-05, 01:11 AM

I think JP's just turned into slug food??

yuck.....

07-13-05, 01:16 AM

I think JP's just turned into slug food??

yuck.....
nopers ... was a close call though ... im gonna regroup and launch an attack if they make a move towards my hostas :ninja:

Tim

07-13-05, 01:22 AM

Hope you survive this ordeal. Slugs are cool though.

Maybe you need one of these: http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/slugcrossing.jpg

Shandy McAndy

07-13-05, 02:16 PM

well he hasnt made a post all day so maybe he did get attacked by slugs :onguard:

Tim

07-13-05, 02:53 PM

My God the slugs may have won. They might come for all of us!