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Geezer
07-11-05, 11:45 PM
Why do we associate wine as a girls or a noofters drink?
I had a BBQ today and cracked open a bottle of Rose, it was 11%, fuck me Special Brew is only 9%. Anyway I done that little bastard a bit sharpish cos wine tends to down down a bit smoothly. I felt it go to my head a bit lively, but wine does that to me.

Anyway I'm back on the Brew and Stella mix now so all is good :drink:

-HF
07-11-05, 11:51 PM
cos you hardly ever have wine in pint glasses. the % is higher, but you actually drink way less.

personally i prefer wine in handy boxes, they pile up better under my desk. -partyon-


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Geezer
07-12-05, 12:01 AM
cos you hardly ever have wine in pint glasses. the % is higher, but you actually drink way less.

personally i prefer wine in handy boxes, they pile up better under my desk. -partyon-


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Well I was actually thinking that if I did drink wine it would have to be in a pint glass. When it's in a poxy little wine glass you tilt your head back a tad and it's gone. Those boxes are the bollocks, just take the silver bag out and you have a much more portable despenser.

-HF
07-12-05, 12:15 AM
way easier way, you pile them up under your desk, pop a handful open and use them longish Ibiza-style party straws.

Geezer
07-12-05, 12:45 AM
way easier way, you pile them up under your desk, pop a handful open and use them longish Ibiza-style party straws.

I would have an 18 year old with the fanny muscles of like a weight lifter to suck the wine up and then straddle my desk and pour it into my mouth :takethat:

JT
07-12-05, 08:29 AM
Im really into wine. Im a big red wine drinker, by not having good wine in your diet you are missing out on one of the great pleasures of life.

Opening a good bottle of chateaux nerf de pap with a board of cheese and a few grapes is as good as life gets

Cardinal_Sin
07-12-05, 08:55 AM
Im really into wine. Im a big red wine drinker, by not having good wine in your diet you are missing out on one of the great pleasures of life.

Opening a good bottle of chateaux nerf de pap with a board of cheese and a few grapes is as good as life gets

That is my favourite wine, too - Also like (neue?) st, george (Can't be bothered to go down stairs to check the spelling)

JP
07-12-05, 08:59 AM
Opening a good bottle of chateaux nerf de pap with a board of cheese and a few grapes is as good as life gets
Load of old bollocks ... bottle of Blue Nun & a packet of pickled onion monster munch is the way forward..

JT
07-12-05, 10:14 AM
Load of old bollocks ... bottle of Blue Nun & a packet of pickled onion monster munch is the way forward..

:takethat:

Rosie
07-12-05, 10:27 AM
Load of old bollocks ... bottle of Blue Nun & a packet of pickled onion monster munch is the way forward..

Classy :)

Cheap too (or so I hear) :takethat:

Geezer
07-12-05, 02:51 PM
Im really into wine. Im a big red wine drinker, by not having good wine in your diet you are missing out on one of the great pleasures of life.

Opening a good bottle of chateaux nerf de pap with a board of cheese and a few grapes is as good as life gets

Yeah when I drink wine I like Red but as it was hot yesterday I thought I would try a Rose as it can be chilled.

I'm no wine expert by any stretch of the imagination but I pissed myself when one of our neighbours where we used to live knocked and asked if I could open her wine. It was a bottle of Red and freezing cold, I opened it and asked if she wanted the cork. "No" she said "I will drink it all now, it won't be going back in the fridge" :takethat:

-HF
07-12-05, 03:01 PM
cooling stuff gets the taste out of it. a good liquor of any sort is usually nicest at room temperature. beware of chilled/on the rocks whisky and the likes.

she may have had some crappy wine she enjoys for the alcohol only. :D

stembolt
07-12-05, 03:21 PM
fuk you had me worried for abit!
wine = gay
stick to beer and larger,, fight for a reason;)

-HF
07-12-05, 04:02 PM
speaking of gay, where is my gallery, biatch?

Tim
07-12-05, 05:04 PM
:gay: I am a big gay girl because I love my wine! :gay:

Gnat69
07-12-05, 05:13 PM
I would like to know who drinks wine from a box?

that stuff will kill you, it is equal to paint thinner!!!

JT
07-12-05, 09:53 PM
Yeah when I drink wine I like Red but as it was hot yesterday I thought I would try a Rose as it can be chilled.

I'm no wine expert by any stretch of the imagination but I pissed myself when one of our neighbours where we used to live knocked and asked if I could open her wine. It was a bottle of Red and freezing cold, I opened it and asked if she wanted the cork. "No" she said "I will drink it all now, it won't be going back in the fridge" :takethat:

LMAO :takethat:

One of my friends who says hes moving to france likes Ice in his red wine. I had to point out thtat if you drink red wine in France with ice you may get linched! :onguard:

JT
07-12-05, 09:55 PM
I would like to know who drinks wine from a box?

that stuff will kill you, it is equal to paint thinner!!!

I know people who drink wine from a box just because they get embarased wine the dustbin men pick up the rubish. Incase they have to many bottles in the garbage :drink: