Webmastering Could Seriously Damage Your Health [Archive] - Beer and Bollocks

craig

07-11-05, 10:07 PM

Hi,

I just wondered how bad your habits are?

Who drinks and smokes here and how often?

I used to smoke 60 cigs a day but have been clean now 1 year and 11 days.

However, I think I have only had three days in a row at any one point since then without having at least 1 beer during the day/night.

:guinness: :drink: :guinness:

SGS

07-11-05, 10:28 PM

1 year and 11 days is good.

I don't smoke and I don't drink.

Elisha Jade

07-11-05, 10:58 PM

I dont smoke or drink either. I hate the way my body reacts to drink and I never tried smoking :)

-HF

07-11-05, 11:17 PM

I hate the way my body reacts to drink

there's a whole niche around peeing, make use of it. :D

Tim

07-11-05, 11:25 PM

Relatively clean here

Guest

07-11-05, 11:36 PM

Never smoked, have a few cans of lager now and again though :)

Geezer

07-11-05, 11:41 PM

I used to smoke like it was going out of fashion. I think I'm about 8 years without a fag now.

Beer, well that's a different matter, I have a beer every night. I never drink during the day and will only crack a beer after about 8pm.

That's just trying to make it sound like I'm NOT an alchy :takethat:

-HF

07-11-05, 11:48 PM

don't bother, the really good webmasters know you just drink beer and watch TV anyway.

Geezer

07-12-05, 12:02 AM

don't bother, the really good webmasters know you just drink beer and watch TV anyway.

I only listen to the TV :takethat:

-HF

07-12-05, 12:11 AM

I only listen to the TV :takethat:

that's what the good experienced and absolutely great webmasters say, yes.

uk_dude

07-12-05, 12:16 AM

Sex drugs and rock n roll here (but not necessarily in that order)

cock-a-leekie

07-12-05, 01:17 AM

Webmastering Could Seriously Damage Your Health

ce n'est pas possible!

Cardinal_Sin

07-12-05, 08:59 AM

Hi,

I just wondered how bad your habits are?

Who drinks and smokes here and how often?

I used to smoke 60 cigs a day but have been clean now 1 year and 11 days.

However, I think I have only had three days in a row at any one point since then without having at least 1 beer during the day/night.

:guinness: :drink: :guinness:

I think in the nine years I have been doing this, I have been writing out cheques my body can't cash -
40 cigs a day and every evening enough booze to drown a Viatnamese pig.

Rosie

07-12-05, 10:20 AM

No alcohol or drugs here - just caffeine and nicotine, both in abundance

Elisha Jade

07-12-05, 11:09 AM

there's a whole niche around peeing, make use of it.

Haha :D Actually i get heart palpitations for 6 hours afterwards... alcohol aint worth it :)

JT

07-12-05, 12:26 PM

I have had to give up smoking weed. I use to start at 11 in the morning and was fucked by lunch time. So Not I dont smoke at all.

I do drink to much, but always have, so I dont think thats changed

stembolt

07-12-05, 03:24 PM

i eat shit!
drink shit loads!
dont goto the gym!

looks like i have to change a few things!!!
:mad:

aphrophoto

07-12-05, 03:51 PM

Dont drink or smoke but my eyesight has got worse (yes I know its what my mother warned me about looking at all this filth !!!)

In all serious though, im a pro photographer and since I went digital in about 2000 my work flow changed dramaticly. I now spend about 95% of my time in front of the machine and now have to wear glasses for close up work. My distance vision is still 20/20 but I find close up work difficult without glasses.

NumptyNuts

07-12-05, 05:52 PM

I consume coffee like its going out of fashion and smoke though not so much lately as I been tackling the the issue. As for beer, a couple of tins each evening while I catch up with the telly.

However I train for around about 3.5 hours per week and play competitive sport once a week, its after doing this that I have stopped consuming alcohol. It's amazing how PC work can really fuck up your body in such a short period.

JT

07-12-05, 09:51 PM

I consume coffee like its going out of fashion and smoke though not so much lately as I been tackling the the issue. As for beer, a couple of tins each evening while I catch up with the telly.

However I train for around about 3.5 hours per week and play competitive sport once a week, its after doing this that I have stopped consuming alcohol. It's amazing how PC work can really fuck up your body in such a short period.

You still smoking puff? :smoke:

NumptyNuts

07-12-05, 10:51 PM

You still smoking puff? :smoke:

No not for ages now mate - just the fags

JT

07-12-05, 10:53 PM

No not for ages now mate - just the fags

and beer?

NumptyNuts

07-12-05, 10:56 PM

and beer?

still love that mate - just like to bum a fag no and again too :)

JT

07-12-05, 11:00 PM

still love that mate - just like to bum a fag no and again too :)

Dude, in London buming a fag is totally uncoll in some places, even am arrestable affence

Geezer

07-12-05, 11:29 PM

Dont drink or smoke

You don't drink don't smoke, what do you do, your subtle inuendo's follow...

craig

07-12-05, 11:30 PM

You still smoking puff? :smoke:

I watched Meet the Parents on DVD over the weekend.

Loved the scene where Focker explained what the record Puff The Magic Dragon was really about.

Shattered another one of my childhood memories.

I really thought it was about a dragon.

I guess I should have known better following the Magic Roundabout being exposed as a Den of Iniquity.

Next thing yall' know is Sherlock Holmes was a smack head :takethat:

Fuck me , I sounded like that radio times fella in this post :takethat:

JT

07-13-05, 07:21 AM

I watched Meet the Parents on DVD over the weekend.

Loved the scene where Focker explained what the record Puff The Magic Dragon was really about.

Shattered another one of my childhood memories.

I really thought it was about a dragon.

I guess I should have known better following the Magic Roundabout being exposed as a Den of Iniquity.

Next thing yall' know is Sherlock Holmes was a smack head :takethat:

Fuck me , I sounded like that radio times fella in this post :takethat:

Funny that. I loved the puff the magic dragon song. I also thought it was a real dragon.

Rosie

07-13-05, 10:18 AM

Funny that. I loved the puff the magic dragon song. I also thought it was a real dragon.

Whaddya mean he isn't a real dragon? :eek:

uk_dude

07-13-05, 06:45 PM

No alcohol or drugs here - just caffeine and nicotine, both in abundance

...and caffeine/nicotine aren't drugs? :D

drunken

07-13-05, 10:57 PM

I smoke FAR too much - and it is totally being on computers all day that do it to me :(

30+ a day it must be.

Made some half assed effort to stop when I turned 30 but it lasted about 2 days.

I do drink a lot less than I used to, but the fags have got to go.

I need hypnosis or something drastic like that

Alf Garnet

07-14-05, 12:21 PM

I smoke FAR too much - and it is totally being on computers all day that do it to me :(

30+ a day it must be.

Made some half assed effort to stop when I turned 30 but it lasted about 2 days.

I do drink a lot less than I used to, but the fags have got to go.

I need hypnosis or something drastic like that

Get those patches, they really do work

morefodder

07-14-05, 09:20 PM

Dont drink .. dont smoke ... and yet Im still un ugly fat balding bastard ... as Ive got fuck all to lose, should I start doing both ??!!??

JT

07-14-05, 09:46 PM

Dont drink .. dont smoke ... and yet Im still un ugly fat balding bastard ... as Ive got fuck all to lose, should I start doing both ??!!??

Yes very much so. Its the only way to fly :drink: