I want a baby elephant.

[dvtimes]

I want a baby elephant.

Just watched a show on baby elephants. Mega cute.

Problem is, is that they want 4 pints of milk each hour. This will cost me tons of cash.

Does anyone want to donate cash to me so I can get a pet elephant?

[-HF]

that's how you do it: http://www.beerandbollocks.com/forum/showthread.php?t=606

[dvtimes]

that's how you do it: http://www.beerandbollocks.com/forum/showthread.php?t=606


I may have a go doing that.

[dvtimes]

I may have a go doing that.
I had a thought.

If you could breed mini elephants, they would make great pets.

If you could get a pet elephant the same size as a dog, bet people would buy them.

[Shandy McAndy]

Use that girl in that last movie you shot. She looks like a baby elephant

[craig]

Iv'e got a baby elephant in my pants but it's strictly for the ladies

Sorry.

[-HF]

I had a thought.

If you could breed mini elephants, they would make great pets.

If you could get a pet elephant the same size as a dog, bet people would buy them.


you shouldn't take that bonsai kitten site too serious.

[Guest]

My girlfriend sponsors an elephant sanctuary out in Thailand, goes out there every year for a few weeks to help out.