I have 1 month to live

[dvtimes]

Just back from the doctors.

Looks like I have 1 month to live.

My girlfriend just left me.

My haire fell out.

Police found a ww2 bomb under the house, so they had to blow the whole lot up. So I am no homless.

My whole family just got wiped out in a place crash (so upsetting that the bbc would not even put it on the news).

Oh well, I keep cheafull.

(can I win somthing then).

[JT]

-partyon- :stpatrick -partyon-

[rogue]

at least you still have your computer and electricity! :D

[dvtimes]

at least you still have your computer and electricity! :D

No

I am on the streets. I am using a converted trpriter linked up to an AA phone on the motorway.

As I type this I am getting run over by several HGV's.

[Elisha Jade]

and all women throwing themselves at you!! lol

[alan]

bad taste post of the day?
:gold:

[Elisha Jade]

bad taste post of the day?


It was until he started the diana thread!

[TheLegacy]

thank god the alzheimer's hasn't left you totally unable to satisfy yourself

[alan]

It was until he started the diana thread!

yeah, she would taste pretty dreadful after all this time.