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Beer & Bollocks

07-05-05, 03:58 PM

... the 3rd weekend in August.

We need a show of hands from any of you who are up for a sociable gathering somewhere in the south-east around 19th August.

As soon as we have a rough idea of how many will be attending, we can secure the venue and sort the specifics.

So, who wants to come out to play? ... :drink:

Geezer

07-05-05, 04:01 PM

Gnat69

07-05-05, 04:24 PM

I will need to know exactly where to see if I can cum :p

stembolt

07-05-05, 04:33 PM

Fuk im at the V festival
goin to the camp site friday afternoon
sorry guys and gals.
ill have a work with the rest of the digibucks gang to see if anyone else can make it!

:(

Geezer

07-05-05, 04:34 PM

I will need to know exactly where to see if I can cum :p

I bet you can cum wherever you are :bonk: :)

mellenig

07-05-05, 04:38 PM

I'm a deffinite :guinness:

07-05-05, 05:01 PM

If there is just a few people I'll have it at my house, if theres more Ill get a resturant or bar or some such thing

07-05-05, 05:03 PM

If there is just a few people I'll have it at my house, if theres more Ill get a resturant or bar or some such thing
Who said you're invited? :mad:

07-05-05, 05:04 PM

Who said you're invited? :mad:

Well being as though your staying up here at my house, that I might be able to come! being as though I live here! :onguard:

gawdi

07-05-05, 05:13 PM

if its at yr house, count me out.... I've been there remember!!!!!!!!!!! Could stand seeing you cry as a load of beer laiden webmasters trash yr new kitchen...
Anywhere else count me in.....

gawdi

07-05-05, 05:14 PM

OOOOppps... lets try couldn't stand seeing u cry.............

07-05-05, 07:59 PM

if its at yr house, count me out.... I've been there remember!!!!!!!!!!! Could stand seeing you cry as a load of beer laiden webmasters trash yr new kitchen...
Anywhere else count me in.....

\i think the builders will still be here :mad:

07-05-05, 09:21 PM

I will need to know exactly where to see if I can cum :p

Right next to Gatwick airport, if your up for it :drink:

Cardinal_Sin

07-05-05, 09:58 PM

I am coming over to the uk next week to do a spot of house-hunting. (JP - we'll meet up for a sw webmasters meeting!)
If I find what I need, count me in - If I don't, Count me in -

REBEL

07-05-05, 10:58 PM

As luck would have it I believe HF is bringing me to blighty that very weekend..

ukwebmasters

07-05-05, 11:14 PM

I can fly straight to gatwick, you can all wave and cheer when I land, chauffeur me to the venue and then furnish me with vast quantities of beer and free traffic lmfao

:onguard:

-HF

07-05-05, 11:24 PM

for shitloads of traffic we'll just drop you somewhere central London.

07-06-05, 09:06 AM

for shitloads of traffic we'll just drop you somewhere central London.

LMAO

07-06-05, 09:06 AM

As luck would have it I believe HF is bringing me to blighty that very weekend..

Remember we warned you it was shit here before you came so no complaining

07-06-05, 09:07 AM

I can fly straight to gatwick, you can all wave and cheer when I land, chauffeur me to the venue and then furnish me with vast quantities of beer and free traffic lmfao

:onguard:

I can certainly pic you up from Gatwick, anyone else needs picking up, let me know

07-06-05, 09:11 AM

I can certainly pic you up from Gatwick, anyone else needs picking up, let me know

Just had a thought, Ive only got a two seater car, so maybe I'd better think that one through :blush:

-HF

07-06-05, 10:53 AM

in the name of god's arse, let it not be a Smart.

07-06-05, 11:06 AM

in the name of god's arse, let it not be a Smart.

:takethat: No its a Honda S2000 convertable http://automobiles.honda.com/models/exterior_gallery.asp?ModelName=S2000

-HF

07-06-05, 11:18 AM

oh, one of those. i recall offering a driver parking his in my Chevy's airfilter, if he behaved properly. :D

Geezer

07-06-05, 11:21 AM

oh, one of those. i recall offering a driver parking his in my Chevy's airfilter, if he behaved properly. :D

Ain't that the car Spanno and Purelucy were getting or got?

-HF

07-06-05, 11:27 AM

to be honestly true, i don't remember anymore. wasn't it more on the Lotus Elise side?

fredicus

07-06-05, 01:52 PM

Alas, I fear I'll not be able to attend, apologies. :mad:

REBEL

07-06-05, 11:25 PM

Remember we warned you it was shit here before you came so no complaining

LOL I'm from hastings originally I think I now the shit bit ;)

07-07-05, 12:03 AM

I am coming over to the uk next week to do a spot of house-hunting. (JP - we'll meet up for a sw webmasters meeting!)
If I find what I need, count me in - If I don't, Count me in -
Sounds good - hit me up within the next couple of days so I can give you me mobile number :drink:

07-07-05, 08:36 AM

Sounds good - hit me up within the next couple of days so I can give you me mobile number :drink:

You doing those phone sex chat lines again?

Elisha Jade

07-11-05, 02:45 PM

We cant make it either. :(

ukwebmasters

07-11-05, 04:43 PM

i'll be there on the condition that dvtimes is there, I wanna see the collective reaction of all you southern 'noofters' (copyright geezer) when he enters the room lmfao

:onguard:

07-11-05, 05:03 PM

We cant make it either. :(
Why not? :mad:

07-11-05, 05:04 PM

i'll be there on the condition that dvtimes is there, I wanna see the collective reaction of all you southern 'noofters' (copyright geezer) when he enters the room lmfao

:onguard:
Jesus H Corbett I hope he makes an appearance.. :ninja:

AndyMN

07-14-05, 06:06 PM

I'll bring myself and 2 colleagues :)

Darren B

07-14-05, 11:32 PM

Why always southeast? :(

07-15-05, 10:43 AM

Why always southeast? :(

The reason is that I anticipate this being a small meating this time. Its just that Jay is comming up from Devon to see me, so thought if anyone else fancied it we could do something small.

But Gatwick is really easy to get to plus anyone who fancies flying in can

NumptyNuts

07-15-05, 12:49 PM

If there is just a few people I'll have it at my house, if theres more Ill get a resturant or bar or some such thing

I thought you lived in a static mobile home?

strictlybroadband

07-16-05, 01:15 PM

We'll be there, so long as it's in or close to London

Sara

07-19-05, 10:08 AM

arse, bad timing. I would have come theres a flight to Gatwick from Newquay, but..... Beautiful Days Festival that weekend :guinness:

aaron_sterlingcash

07-21-05, 11:20 PM

Sounds like fun some people id really really love to meet in person.

Although why always the south gets me...i vote for manchester or leeds.

-HF

07-21-05, 11:53 PM

what for, you don't show up then anyway. :takethat:

Alf Garnet

07-22-05, 11:38 AM

Sounds like fun some people id really really love to meet in person.

Although why always the south gets me...i vote for manchester or leeds.

Two reasons.

1. Northerners are all tossers
2. Northerners are to tight to buy a drink
3. Even if they wasnt to tight and did buy a drink, its shit up there anyway

aaron_sterlingcash

07-22-05, 12:06 PM

Two reasons.

1. Northerners are all tossers
2. Northerners are to tight to buy a drink
3. Even if they wasnt to tight and did buy a drink, its shit up there anyway

1. You got that right we are all tossers man every single one of us!
2. We are too (not to) tight to buy southerners drinks simply becuase you cant handle your drink ;)
3. If its that shit up here then why is it you can chat to most people up here without feeling like you just asked if you can bugger their mother...simple fact London is crap it smells and the people are nasty!!

Alf Garnet

07-22-05, 12:08 PM

1. You got that right we are all tossers man every single one of us!
2. We are too (not to) tight to buy southerners drinks simply becuase you cant handle your drink ;)
3. If its that shit up here then why is it you can chat to most people up here without feeling like you just asked if you can bugger their mother...simple fact London is crap it smells and the people are nasty!!

you might be a northern shandy swilling nancy boy, but your right about one thing. London is a shit hole

Plus there a half decent chance youll get blown up if you come down here

aaron_sterlingcash

07-22-05, 12:21 PM

BTW what dates exactly is this thing going on? Im in Germany on business on the 21st - 16th August but id love to come along where ever its held.

mellenig

07-24-05, 10:55 AM

07-24-05, 04:18 PM

Is this still on for the 19th? if it is got any exact location so we can book hotels etc?

Ive got a wedding on the 20th and I'm using this as my excuse not to get out of it so im hoping it's still on :)
Could have been any day over that weekend ... 19th is looking like date of choice for a few people - all we need to do now is book somewhere to meet up :blush:

07-25-05, 09:23 PM

Could have been any day over that weekend ... 19th is looking like date of choice for a few people - all we need to do now is book somewhere to meet up :blush:

19th it is :drink:

ukwebmasters

07-25-05, 09:31 PM

Why always southeast? :(

well, taranto is the commercial hub of european webmastery don't you know lol

johnboy

07-27-05, 02:24 AM

I'd really like to attend this. How many you got coming JT?

07-27-05, 09:25 AM

I'd really like to attend this. How many you got coming JT?

I doubt to many, unless we start to get an influx of UK webmasters. Or a sponsor wants to do something exciting, including paying for it.

Its just that Jay is comming up from Devon to see me, so we thought if anyone else fancied it we could do something small. If it looks like it will be really small, we will probably just have a few beers round my house. If it looks slightly bigger maybe we can go to a pub and talk. Maybe one that has a wireless network so we can talk business.

I guess very soon Ill be needing some exact numbers so we can decide

-HF

07-27-05, 12:22 PM

I doubt to many, unless we start to get an influx of UK webmasters. Or a sponsor wants to do something exciting, including paying for it.

Its just that Jay is comming up from Devon to see me, so we thought if anyone else fancied it we could do something small. If it looks like it will be really small, we will probably just have a few beers round my house. If it looks slightly bigger maybe we can go to a pub and talk. Maybe one that has a wireless network so we can talk business.

I guess very soon Ill be needing some exact numbers so we can decide

start one of them role call threads, where everyone attenting has to post and raise their hands. ;)

07-31-05, 06:54 PM

Its just that Jay is comming up from Devon to see me
Actually, I'm coming up to see yer missus :blush:

07-31-05, 08:33 PM

Actually, I'm coming up to see yer missus :blush:

:ninja:

Geezer

07-31-05, 08:55 PM

So is this not going to happen?

I see it's been "unstickied", come on lets all meet for a beer and a punch up :ninja:

07-31-05, 08:57 PM

So is this not going to happen?

I see it's been "unstickied", come on lets all meet for a beer and a punch up :ninja:

Actually JP unstuck it because he thought it would get more views.

Joe A has offered to host it at his flat :drink:

-HF

07-31-05, 08:57 PM

you just wanna whack Alfie with a Guardian issue.

Geezer

07-31-05, 08:58 PM

you just wanna whack Alfie with a Guardian issue.

Yeah bollocks, I wanna hurt him, I'll use one of my sandles :takethat:

07-31-05, 09:01 PM

I spoke to Joe and I said, what happens if people turn up who he doesnt like. He was adult enough to say they are still welcome. Even Paul from Smiths Media :)

-HF

07-31-05, 09:04 PM

Yeah bollocks, I wanna hurt him, I'll use one of my sandles :takethat:

force feed him muesli, huzzah!

Geezer

07-31-05, 10:48 PM

force feed him muesli, huzzah!

Yeah through the slats in my sandle :thumbsup:

08-01-05, 02:24 AM

So is this not going to happen?

I see it's been "unstickied", come on lets all meet for a beer and a punch up :ninja:
It's still on for the 19th for sure ... just gonna give it a few more days in order to see who/how many people are coming ...

At the moment it seems like there'll be half a dozen of us having a lock-in at JT's local boozer ... :ninja:

NumptyNuts

08-01-05, 11:06 AM

It's still on for the 19th for sure ... just gonna give it a few more days in order to see who/how many people are coming ...

At the moment it seems like there'll be half a dozen of us having a lock-in at JT's local boozer ... :ninja:

I cant do it that day mate not all the way down there :-( you and JT should jump on a train if its just you I will do the same and we can meet up in the middle :-)

Any how I hope this tour of yours includes a visit to my humble abode

08-03-05, 02:21 PM

I cant do it that day mate not all the way down there :-( you and JT should jump on a train if its just you I will do the same and we can meet up in the middle :-)

Any how I hope this tour of yours includes a visit to my humble abode
It's still a possibility - will know for sure what Im up to in 2 weeks :drink: