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Jock Strap

08-09-06, 10:50 PM

I've decided to make it my mission to get to Amsterdam on Sept 15. I currently haven't got a penny to my name so I have to make enough sales to raise the cash.
Any advice to boost my sales is very welcome.
This can be the 'Get Jock To Amsterdam' thread. :)

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Greenie

08-09-06, 10:53 PM

Jocky

You can use my toplist now as much as you like, the software has been updated and is now secure. That should get you to the tunnel. :)

Tim

JT

08-09-06, 10:57 PM

I dont know about Amsterdam. But I have just booked a 5 star hotel in Berlin for tommorow. I leave at 19.55 tommorow night and get picked up by limo from Berlin tommorow night at 10.55

:cheers2:

I will post from checkpoint charlie on Saturday.

P.S Berlin is the best city in Europe, if you havnt been, you must

Merlin

08-09-06, 11:08 PM

I will post from checkpoint charlie on Saturday.

:) LOL

Probably only a minor detail OO7 but Checkpoint Charlie was removed in 1990.

JT

08-09-06, 11:11 PM

:) LOL

Probably only a minor detail OO7 but Checkpoint Charlie was removed in 1990.

Its still there, now its a tourist place with a little museum etc. But its still there. But no longer a checkpoint :cheers2:

dvtimes

08-09-06, 11:24 PM

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Merlin

08-10-06, 07:38 AM

Its still there, now its a tourist place with a little museum etc. But its still there. But no longer a checkpoint :cheers2:

LOL you've been there I guess. Looks like from this article that bits of it have now moved, some of it's a copy and some has been demolished. http://www.dailysoft.com/berlinwall/history/checkpoint-charlie.htm

Vince

08-10-06, 07:54 AM

I really enjoyed Jock's company at the London AOE. How about a quick whip round to get him to Holland. Maybe we can go dutch :)

Danbrusca - NOT that sort of a whip round though :devil:

Vince

Grisey

08-10-06, 10:39 AM

Jock if you want some blog work i can give you some work making posts on a blog? I'm going away today but i'll be back some time later afternoon tomorrow hit me up then

wayne

Jock Strap

08-10-06, 12:10 PM

Thanks guys but I wouldn't dream of accepting a whip round. Too proud. I'll make it....I'm determined to.
Grisey.......I'll hit you up tomorrow.

Jock Strap

08-10-06, 12:14 PM

One way of helping me - if anyone wants to trade links with my 3 blogs then give me a shout.

spann0

08-10-06, 12:33 PM

I'll sponsor your magic mushrooms while you are there!

Jock Strap

08-10-06, 01:10 PM

I'll sponsor your magic mushrooms while you are there!

Ha ha....
Very kind of you Spanno.
I'll look forward to our 'trip' to the 'Dam. :)

lilpixie

08-10-06, 01:30 PM

Jock Strap if you want to swap links with any of my blogs just shout!!

lilpixie x

strictlybroadband

08-10-06, 02:00 PM

Fancy tattooing a Strictly Broadband logo on your forehead?

xcite-tv

08-10-06, 02:05 PM

I've decided to make it my mission to get to Amsterdam on Sept 15. I currently haven't got a penny to my name so I have to make enough sales to raise the cash.
Any advice to boost my sales is very welcome.
This can be the 'Get Jock To Amsterdam' thread. :)

This post will self-destruct in 5 seconds.

send all your traffic to FRB and fly business class :joystick:

Jock Strap

08-10-06, 02:26 PM

Hmm....
all very sensible suggestions

mOBSCENE

08-10-06, 02:29 PM

I dont know about Amsterdam. But I have just booked a 5 star hotel in Berlin for tommorow. I leave at 19.55 tommorow night and get picked up by limo from Berlin tommorow night at 10.55

:cheers2:

I will post from checkpoint charlie on Saturday.

P.S Berlin is the best city in Europe, if you havnt been, you must

Looks like you might get delayed with the airport terrorists thing, hope it's not too much hassle :(

mOBSCENE

08-10-06, 02:29 PM

Hmm....
all very sensible suggestions

I suppose your credit card is maxed out already :(

Jock Strap

08-10-06, 02:41 PM

I suppose your credit card is maxed out already :(

Credit Card?
Ha!

If only my credit rating allowed me to acquire a credit card!:devil:

strictlybroadband

08-10-06, 04:12 PM

P.S Berlin is the best city in Europe, if you havnt been, you must

Gonna have to take this thread off at a tangent here.

I like Berlin, a lot. But I could name a dozen European cities I prefer. Berlin's really cool, but it's so... German.

I like places with more of an edge than that, for example: Amsterdam, Barcelona, Madrid, Naples, Prague...

Kinky John

08-10-06, 04:17 PM

Jock . . i'll get you a few beers and a hooker discount np

nah serious . . if you need a place to stay i can ask around

you could stay at mine with the GF but i dont know ya and you may

bust out the chloroform and pillage my arse for all i know . .

can anyone here vouch for this scottish geezer ?

Geezer

08-10-06, 04:24 PM

i dont know ya and you may

bust out the chloroform and pillage my arse for all i know

Surely that would be a bonus :gaylords:

Jock Strap

08-10-06, 04:26 PM

LOL...
I'm fresh out of chloroform, I'm afraid.
I appreciate the offer John. Who knows.....I may have my best month for sales and in that case the beers are on me!

Kinky John

08-10-06, 04:27 PM

Surely that would be a bonus :gaylords:
but i'm still walking like John Wayne after Blueys last visit . .

Bluey

08-10-06, 05:59 PM

but i'm still walking like John Wayne after Blueys last visit . .

Ouchhhh.....

Sorry my bad lol, I sleepwalk well that's my storey and I'm sticking to it

Hey Jockstrap will be great if you can make it

Jock Strap

08-10-06, 06:30 PM

Ouchhhh.....

Sorry my bad lol, I sleepwalk well that's my storey and I'm sticking to it

Hey Jockstrap will be great if you can make it

Yep. Gonna try.:)