fredicus
07-01-05, 05:35 PM
What goes clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BANG, clip-clop, clip-clop?
An Amish drive by shooting.
I can't help it! it cracks me up every time :takethat:
One more:
God calls the Pope one afternoon. The red phone in his office rings and
flashes. The pope picks it up and says, "Vatican, Pope here."
God, in the usual booming, deep voice says, "I have been thinking for the
last few hundred years that there should be only one religion. I am so tired
of all the people fighting among themselves over me."
Immediately, a smile comes over the Pope's face. "Yes, that would indeed be
a good idea, God. Lately, I have been dreaming about the same thing. I would
indeed welcome such an idea."
"Good," says God, "Then you won't mind that I'm calling from Salt Lake City."
:drink:
An Amish drive by shooting.
I can't help it! it cracks me up every time :takethat:
One more:
God calls the Pope one afternoon. The red phone in his office rings and
flashes. The pope picks it up and says, "Vatican, Pope here."
God, in the usual booming, deep voice says, "I have been thinking for the
last few hundred years that there should be only one religion. I am so tired
of all the people fighting among themselves over me."
Immediately, a smile comes over the Pope's face. "Yes, that would indeed be
a good idea, God. Lately, I have been dreaming about the same thing. I would
indeed welcome such an idea."
"Good," says God, "Then you won't mind that I'm calling from Salt Lake City."
:drink: