Management Lesson

[Grisey]

Copied from another board but thought i would post it

Johnny wanted to have sex with a blonde in his office.....
but she belonged to someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..

The girl said, " NO."

Johnny said, " I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, You bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story.

The boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200, then pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down."

She agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened......

She said, "The bastard used quarters!"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

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Is the Johnny of this story Johnny Traffic? Sounds just like him! :)

[fredicus]

:) Ahh.. blonde jokes ..

Space Shuttle launches with the following crew; two monkeys and a blonde.
Once in orbit, NASA is heard.

"This is Houston, could monkey number 1 please carry out your task."

Monkey number 1 jumps over to the console, taps in a few instructions
and a sattelite is promptly launched.

"This is Houston, could monkey number 2 please carry out your task."

Monkey number 2 jumps over to the console and enters the commands
to return the shuttle to Earth.

"This is Houston, could the blonde please ca..."

"I know, I know... feed the monkeys and don't touch anything."



A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered
the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted
him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only).

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T (letters only)."

She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F."

He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."

The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest
smile, and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.

The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a
quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."

The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she
said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"

The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."


A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a
diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a
day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see
you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."

When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why,
that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my
instructions?" The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I
thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from skipping."


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