Man I feel better today

[dvtimes]

Man I feel better today

Over the last few weeks due to a few twats near me, I have been a bit down.

Well today I was in the living room with the window open.

The old bag across the street mouthing off as usual. So I listened.

She started of saying that I have been trying to photograph her when she changes (I think not).

But then she started to talk crap. She stated trying to boast about her £200 settee that she was having delivered. I started to think, I spend more on a shoot.

Then when her settee came, she asked them to deliver it to her back of her house, and told them to run over my plants.

Luckily they did no damage as I just planted them, so all that happened was they uprooted. I just planted them again.

I realised then, all she is, is a sad old evil woman full of hate. She smokes over her newborn grandchild.

I though, its not me who is scum, its her, and the rest of the losers.

Then I realised, I no longer care if these berks shout names at me. Because I will never be like them.

OK I am not making tons of cash, I bet most of you make in a month what I make in a year. But at least I can pay my bills, and spend all day in the park.

In truth I am semi retired (some would say retarded) at the age of 33. Not bad.

So let them shout and talk crap about me. I do no harm to others. If someone needs any help, I help. I am even a vegetarian and I do not drink.

So I do porn. So what.

The way I see it, 20 years ago if you said you was gay, you were probably beaten up. These days no one (besides a few twits) could not care.

So today I am truly happy. I am walking around head held high.

And I say let those haters live in there own hate. I now feel sorry for them.

[JT]

Next time they give you shit, phone the police!

[-HF]

Then when her settee came, she asked them to deliver it to her back of her house, and told them to run over my plants.

and you tolerate this?

[dvtimes]

and you tolerate this?

The way I see it, next time I see her, I am going to smile and say sorry for having the plants in the way of the van.

I shall be nice.

If I am nasty, she will just say to people I am scum, but if I am nice it will wind her up.

I heard a saying a bit back. It was there is no point hating somone as, they do not know, and others do not care. Its true, if I start hating her, I become like her. I am way better than that.

The plants have not been harmed.

She has nothing, but hate. I win.

[-HF]

i was more thinking of giving the delivery guys a swift kick in the arse for even considering using my land without asking.

[JT]

i was more thinking of giving the delivery guys a swift kick in the arse for even considering using my land without asking.

yep cunts, I dont live on a council estate, but was bought up on one, my dad still lives on one, you dont let the fuckers walk over your garden. Maybe we should all spend a couple of hours tommorow fucking the company up :mad:

[dvtimes]

i was more thinking of giving the delivery guys a swift kick in the arse for even considering using my land without asking.

I planted some fast growing evergreens.

In about 3 years these will be thick trees.

In truth its a bit of council land, but I ahave planted on it, to make it look nice.

That said, most people probably think its mine.

Some people are just plane nasty. Thats my point, people say we are dirt as we do porn. Hand on hart I do not think I have ever met any nasty people who do porn.

Its like when I was a kid. My dad was a head master in a borstall. I found those lads much nicer than the ones I was at school with. Even the lad that used to make people swollow razer blads turned out a great mate - I think he is a priest now.

[-HF]

bitch :D

i thought i read dvtimes owns the place, which should also give him the land, no? i'm a bit conservative when it comes to ownership, so i'd at least ask before i use someone else's stuff.

[-HF]

In truth its a bit of council land, but I ahave planted on it, to make it look nice.


right, that changes it then. so there really are people wasting their time and money for others by doing that, i always assumed that was just nice stories my granny made up.

[dvtimes]

yep cunts, I dont live on a council estate, but was bought up on one, my dad still lives on one, you dont let the fuckers walk over your garden. Maybe we should all spend a couple of hours tommorow fucking the company up :mad:


Life is too short.

I remember on a ganster film a while ago. This lad borrows cash from one of the younger gangsters.

One day he sees him. He is about to duff him up, when the top gangster says leave it. He says do you like him. He says no. He says so for a few dollors you will never see this fool again.

I think this is true. I could go out shout. But what do I gain. Nothing.

Now that old cow will owe me. I will let her know that I know what she did. For the rest of her life she will owe me. So for a few plants that were not even harmed, I now have the controll. I own her.

[ukwebmasters]

dvt, when's the book coming out baby?

[JT]

dvt, when's the book coming out baby?

no book required, I prefere the weekly updates :drink:

[-HF]

dvt, when's the book coming out baby?

books, how very 19th century. movies have been done.

[ukwebmasters]

o.k. forget the book... I would probably subscribe to a dvtimes 3G download service whereby his clown face would appear like magic on my phone to brighten my day with some severely random ramblings from the depths of darkest ilkley

:onguard:

[dvtimes]

I am trying to think of the film. Its a classic.

Its the one where the dad is a bus driver, and the gagster takes the son on to work for him. I think the gangster is called Sunny.

In the end the gangster gets killed, an the dad thanks him (in his coffin) for taking care of his son.

[drunken]

OK I am not making tons of cash, I bet most of you make in a month what I make in a year. But at least I can pay my bills, and spend all day in the park.

not being a nob mate, but how come you posted on another board that you did 349 sales in a day?

[dvtimes]

not being a nob mate, but how come you posted on another board that you did 349 sales in a day?

I must have sliped on the keyboard (he he he).

[drunken]

careful with those slips - you got a lot of shit for that one :D

[Pip]

Why stand for that shite if you're innocent? Deck them or just call the police in my book! You've a right to live where you live if you've bought the place, feck them. The police may not do anything, but sometimes a swift chat from the local constabory could do the trick Just my thoughts!

[Gnat69]

dvtimes good for you, don't give a shit and the more that you are kind to them the more it will piss them off because you gave no fuel for their fire....

but don't feel sorry for a bunch of ignorant people who can't even take the time to care about themselves....