rogue
06-17-06, 10:11 PM
It is just before England v Brazil at the next World Cup Group game.
Ronaldo goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates
looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's
important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered".
Ronaldo looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself,
you lads go down the pub."
So Ronaldo goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the
Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads
"Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldo 10minutes)". He is beating England all by
himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They
put the teletext on.
"Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldo 10 minutes) - England 1".
They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against England!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the
dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He
refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they
only scored at the very, very end!"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes
Ronaldo goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates
looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's
important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered".
Ronaldo looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself,
you lads go down the pub."
So Ronaldo goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the
Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads
"Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldo 10minutes)". He is beating England all by
himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They
put the teletext on.
"Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldo 10 minutes) - England 1".
They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against England!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the
dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He
refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they
only scored at the very, very end!"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes