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dvtimes
06-14-06, 11:33 AM
I now have all the Kayak gear.

And the weather sucks.

Before I got it all it said all week would be hot and sunney. Now its saying cold this week, wet and cold next week.

On the brocher its full of pics of hot sunney weather. Good looking people sailing in the see on a deep blue see.

Well it aint like that at all.

I went on Leeds and Liverpool canal and went 1 mile. That sucked. I thought it would be easy but there is a strong current and everytime I stoped I went backwards.

Plus some ducks attacked me as I was on the canal.

gawdi
06-14-06, 11:54 AM
I went on Leeds and Liverpool canal and went 1 mile. That sucked. I thought it would be easy but there is a strong current and everytime I stoped I went backwards.

Plus some ducks attacked me as I was on the canal.

Could have been worse DV - you could have capsized and had a good few mouthfuls of canal water.......

Ducks dont attack, they're kind and gentle...... but swans and geese will have a go........

fredicus
06-14-06, 12:05 PM
I went on Leeds and Liverpool canal and went 1 mile.
Was that a very long 1/2mile, or a duck induced 1/4mile at speed??

LOL !

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WordsforHire
06-14-06, 12:05 PM
Ducks are amazing, I remember when we were at haggerston castle they would come in the caravan and we would hand feed the little buggers heh.

As for the weather it's bloody gorgeous up here. Sun is shining, no wind and the 3/4 lengths are getting dragged back out the cupboard!

Geezer
06-14-06, 12:09 PM
Ducks are amazing, I remember when we were at haggerston castle they would come in the caravan and we would hand feed the little buggers heh.

Perfect opportunity to get one in the oven, a duck that is :Penis

WordsforHire
06-14-06, 12:10 PM
As cruel as that sounds, I love duck!

I always order that from chinese heh...Mmmm duck and mushroom... My favourite dish.

beav
06-14-06, 12:20 PM
you should contact the metropolitan police,I believe they're responsible for coning things

Damian
06-14-06, 12:39 PM
http://www.highway-12.com/traffic%20cones.jpg

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