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Geezer
06-25-05, 05:56 PM
of voyeur traffic per day, if you can supply me with this at no cost whatsoever I will really appreaciate it, thanks :thumbsup:

JT
06-25-05, 06:08 PM
of voyeur traffic per day, if you can supply me with this at no cost whatsoever I will really appreaciate it, thanks :thumbsup:

That sounds reasonable, where shall I send it? :smoke:

ChemicalEyes
06-25-05, 06:23 PM
That sounds reasonable, where shall I send it? :smoke:
to one of my sites, I'll be sure to pass it along to geezer :guinness:

ukwebmasters
06-25-05, 06:26 PM
and then on to me... :onguard:

SGS
06-25-05, 06:36 PM
Sounds fair enough to me? :drink:

Geezer
06-25-05, 06:50 PM
Such a friendly bunch, I thought this wouldn't have been taken seriously :)

Cardinal_Sin
06-25-05, 07:00 PM
Such a friendly bunch, I thought this wouldn't have been taken seriously :)

Aren't we just - I sent 100k to voyeurpages - That is your site, isn't it?

-HF
06-25-05, 07:14 PM
of voyeur traffic per day, if you can supply me with this at no cost whatsoever I will really appreaciate it, thanks :thumbsup:


lazy cunt. register 2000 domains, reap 25 uniques a day each and you are there. haven't you learnt anything yet?

Geezer
06-25-05, 08:35 PM
lazy cunt. register 2000 domains, reap 25 uniques a day each and you are there. haven't you learnt anything yet?

Oh yeah I should have remembered that.
So I just buy domains, put any two bob type of design on them and then post the URL's in as many forums as possible.

OK!, I think I get it now :thumbsup:

-HF
06-25-05, 08:51 PM
rewarding to see people come around to the right way of thinking.

dvtimes
06-25-05, 08:58 PM
buy a banner spot on thehun.

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If you want free hits, just get on tv. They intervied the two who run the tac network. They not only talked about her site (janeyweb) but even showed it.

JT
06-25-05, 09:45 PM
buy a banner spot on thehun.
.

The hun doesnt sell traffic he sells gallery spots

dvtimes
06-25-05, 09:48 PM
The hun doesnt sell traffic he sells gallery spots

I thought you could buy a banner spot on his site.

JT
06-25-05, 09:50 PM
I thought you could buy a banner spot on his site.

Banner spots isnt traffic. Banner spots are banner spots, gallery spots are gallery spots, traffic is traffic

dvtimes
06-25-05, 09:54 PM
Banner spots isnt traffic. Banner spots are banner spots, gallery spots are gallery spots, traffic is traffic

Sure.

But if that site is getting 1 million hits a day, a decent banner spot must be able to get you at least 50,000 hits.

JT
06-25-05, 09:57 PM
Sure.

But if that site is getting 1 million hits a day, a decent banner spot must be able to get you at least 50,000 hits.

No it doesnt. Maybe you should buy a spot and see. Then you might have an informed opinion on something you post

dvtimes
06-25-05, 10:01 PM
No it doesnt. Maybe you should buy a spot and see. Then you might have an informed opinion on something you post

Sorry.

I will go sit in the corner.

johnboy
06-25-05, 11:25 PM
we bought a banner spot on the hun a couple of years back. Cost a $1000 for one month and it chewed up the bandwidth on the promoted site but didn't convert shit....thats when the penny dropped....anyone that knows of the hun is after free porn...middle class england too frightened to pass out their cc details......

I would like to know roughly what Hun spots convert at, I think the ratio has to be pretty sad....

As a $1000 dollar lesson, it proved very valuable :)

Iv'e had a few :guinness: so forgive me if I talk :mcdonalds

Cardinal_Sin
06-26-05, 09:01 AM
we bought a banner spot on the hun a couple of years back. Cost a $1000 for one month and it chewed up the bandwidth on the promoted site but didn't convert shit....thats when the penny dropped....anyone that knows of the hun is after free porn...middle class england too frightened to pass out their cc details......

I would like to know roughly what Hun spots convert at, I think the ratio has to be pretty sad....

As a $1000 dollar lesson, it proved very valuable :)

Iv'e had a few :guinness: so forgive me if I talk :mcdonalds

Exactly - if you want to buy traffic and convert it into sales, the best converting traffic is bought direct from search engines.
If you want to build up a free site, then you buy your traffic from a broker such as jt.

trace
06-26-05, 06:10 PM
lazy cunt.

i think that was a bit harsh

























hes not lazy :takethat:

cock-a-leekie
06-26-05, 07:09 PM
we bought a banner spot on the hun a couple of years back. Cost a $1000 for one month and it chewed up the bandwidth on the promoted site but didn't convert shit....thats when the penny dropped....anyone that knows of the hun is after free porn...middle class england too frightened to pass out their cc details......

I would like to know roughly what Hun spots convert at, I think the ratio has to be pretty sad....

As a $1000 dollar lesson, it proved very valuable :)

Iv'e had a few :guinness: so forgive me if I talk :mcdonalds

Why pay for an ad spot?
I get a gallery listed on the Hun every 10 days or so, and they always convert.

TGITC
06-27-05, 02:31 AM
So, you want free traffic ?
And LOADS Of it ???

Then don't worry, cause its really easy !

Just follow these simple steps...

1) On the front of your site, (where you have enter and exit)
simply point the 'exit' to yahoo or Google...

2) Write a nice polite email to yahoo or Google, politely informing them,
that you have placed a link to their site, on the front page of yours.
Say that in the spirit of good netiquette, it would be very nice of them
to return the favor, and to link back to you...

3) Sit back and watch the millions and millions of hits as they arrive at your site,
and set your email up to make a 'cerching' noise (like a cash register) every time ccBill send you an email saying that you have a sign up...
(Before long, you just hear the noise of a continuous bell...)

How do I know this ? Well, my mothers brothers sisters friend of her dead aunty mavis says that she heard of someone who did this and made a billion over night !
It must be true as well, because after all she does have arthritis in her leg, and she made a very good point when I called her out on it.

I said "that's not true ! It cant be... I mean... VIRTUALLY EVERY SITE I SEE POINTS THE EXIT TO YAHOO... BUT THEY ARE NOT ALL BILLIONAIRES..."

You know what she said ?




"Yes that may be true Arnold" (she gets my name wrong see) so I replied to her with "fuck off bitch, and stop being such a geriatric old cunt" (or words to that effect...)
When she continued...

YES THEY ALL LINK TO YAHOO...

BUT...













But...






HOW MANY OF THE WEBMASTERS ACTUALLY HAVE SENT THE EMAIL ASKING FOR THE LINK BACK IN RETURN ???

At around this point, I hit her and she quickly lost consciousness, so I didn't get a chance to say 'smug fuicking git" but there yah go... funny old world innit?....



so, don't forget to send that email !
Talking of emails I gotta get off and do mine...
there's a sick child who lives in the sewers under new York, who was raised by alligators, and he has got aids from a needle hidden in a cinema seat... but its ok... Bill Gates personally sent me an email all about it, and promised that if I send it out to 10000000 different email addresses...
THAT WORLD WILL BE THE PLACE IT ALWAYS KNEW IT COULD BE, BUT WAS AFRAID TO SPEAK UP FOR ITSELF WHEN IT WAS WAITING IN THE QUEUE AT THE SWEETSHOP...



So said the marmite baby anyway....

JP
06-27-05, 03:07 AM
So, you want free traffic ?
And LOADS Of it ???
*snip*..
:takethat:

Im gonna re-read that post in the a.m. to make sure i didnt dream it..