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Geezer
06-19-05, 05:27 PM
When you buy the bottles.

I have just taken a cold bottle of beer from the fridge and as I opened it i got that horrible smell and then the not much better taste.

What is it with the bottles, do they use all the stuff the spill trying to get it into the cans.

JT
06-19-05, 07:25 PM
Those little bottles seem to taste worse, the big ones for some reason tasts better.... You cant beet draft, I get too gassed up on bottles and cans :drink:

Geezer
06-19-05, 07:56 PM
I like Kronenburg 1664 on draft but not in cans and if you can get it Hurlimans :thumbsup: not a lot of beezers do it though. A really nice pint that can flown down like a bastard it Carlsberg Premier, smooth as a fucking smooth thing.

I hate it when you go into a pub and they have Fosters and Heinekin or some other fucking waste of pump space lager, and no others.

stouch
06-19-05, 08:01 PM
I may have at least part of the answer to that one. It is more than likely brewed in a totally different place and although in theory everything should be uniform, the use of different water etc does make subtle changes. Its the same with Coca Cola, in theory they all use the same syrup and recipe, but one countries Coke is vastly different to another.

domtheboy
06-19-05, 09:47 PM
Stella tastes like shit regardless, although I seem to be one of the only people on the planet that doesn't like the stuff. Far too sharp tasting, and you have to drink it fast because it's okay while cold, but tastes f@cking awful if you don't down it within 20 minutes. Pah ! Reassuringly expensive my arse.

alcorp
06-20-05, 01:35 AM
Stella tastes like shit regardless, although I seem to be one of the only people on the planet that doesn't like the stuff. Far too sharp tasting, and you have to drink it fast because it's okay while cold, but tastes f@cking awful if you don't down it within 20 minutes. Pah ! Reassuringly expensive my arse.

Strange taste in beer, strange taste in football clubs, think there's a message there somewhere ?

stouch
06-20-05, 01:38 AM
Strange taste in beer, strange taste in football clubs, think there's a message there somewhere ?

Yeah it equals a strange taste in men :p

Elisha Jade
06-20-05, 01:44 AM
I know someone who works for them if u want me to find out :-D heheh

JT
06-20-05, 11:02 AM
I know someone who works for them if u want me to find out :-D heheh

Can you see if they will sponsor the forum or my bollocks please

http://www.beerandbollocks.com/silly/bollocks-1.jpg

Geezer
06-20-05, 11:06 AM
Stella tastes like shit regardless, although I seem to be one of the only people on the planet that doesn't like the stuff. Far too sharp tasting, and you have to drink it fast because it's okay while cold, but tastes f@cking awful if you don't down it within 20 minutes. Pah ! Reassuringly expensive my arse.

Why the fuck would you still have the same beer after 20 minutes :takethat:

drunken
06-20-05, 11:24 AM
that picture is disturbing me johny. :eek:

johnboy
06-20-05, 11:31 AM
:takethat:

I'm sure Stella would be up for a sponsorship meeting based on that promotional pic.

for the record, I agree with domtheboy. Stella is disgusting...

Gnat69
06-21-05, 07:35 PM
Can you see if they will sponsor the forum or my bollocks please

http://www.beerandbollocks.com/silly/bollocks-1.jpg


WOW!!! :p I think you should be their spokes person, I can see the billboards now..... :gold:

I used to drink Stella and thought it to be really heavy, and the funny thing is that I went back to drinking guinness..... :guinness: