Fucking Hell I Won The Lottery!

[Geezer]

I really can't believe this I am the only winner and it looks like I will be able to say fuck off to all you silly bastards who are sitting in front of a monitor getting your brains roasted.

I think you are all a bunch of mugs and you should all get a fucking life.
Trying to win some free beer, you are truly sad little poor people.

How much do you earn a week?, I bet I earn 10 times that just on the interest from my win.

I am so excited I just have to let you all know.

I would also like to tell you all to fuck right off because I have more money than you could ever imagine.

Anyone want a free computer and free domains and sites?

Well tough, cos I would rather let mine drift away rather than give them or even sell them to you bunch of losers

Anyway, fuck off everyone, I will be enjoying my winnings in style and that doesn't include talking to you lot of perverts.

[drunken]

a £1 scratchcard win was it?

buy a can of stella, and I'll drink it for you :takethat:

[Geezer]

a £1 scratchcard win was it?

buy a can of stella, and I'll drink it for you :takethat:

Don't try and be funny and get on side, it won't work.

I have seriously hit the big one so just fuck off will you :ugly:

[ukwebmasters]

scan and post your winnings notification here mr. taylor

[Geezer]

scan and post your winnings notification here mr. taylor

Who the fuck is Mr Taylor?

[dvtimes]

Go on then, how much???

I think if I had won, I would not be on the net.

I would be running around ouside naked.

[JT]

LOL is that Special Brew kicking in? :drink:

[Cardinal_Sin]

LOL is that Special Brew kicking in? :drink:


Probably got one of those emails from Nigeria that starts with: "I am a trustee of the late Mr... "

[johnboy]

cmon geezer, were all frineds here right. You should do the right thing and share your wealth, spread goodwill and karma amongst the B&B community and you will live a long, happy and fullfilled life :)

You can send my portion to...

[stouch]

I havent checked mine yet.

[Geezer]

OK!, I must apologize for this thread I just remebered I don't do the lottery :p

[JT]

OK!, I must apologize for this thread I just remebered I don't do the lottery :p


Note to myself for next month..... Give out less beer as prizes :drink: :drink: :drink:

[Geezer]

Note to myself for next month..... Give out less beer as prizes :drink:


:p

I couldn't help it, I was sitting here and the results came on and they said there was only one winner, so...

Just having a laugh :)

[dvtimes]

I once phoned my mate and said that I missed the results.

I read out the winning nombers (ie 4 6 9 ....)

He went nuts and said I had won. I said stop messing about and hung up on him.

He spent the rest of the day phoning people saying I had won.

I phoned him one hour later to say it was a joke. He did not talk to me for a week.

[stouch]

I can confirm I wasnt the winner either :(

[dvtimes]

To be honest I have only ever done it 3 times in my life.

I see no point doing it. Chances are I will never win.

And if I did win so what? I hardly work now, I have fun all day, I see naked chicks all the time.

So why would I want to win?

[Geezer]

I once phoned my mate and said that I missed the results.

I read out the winning nombers (ie 4 6 9 ....)

He went nuts and said I had won. I said stop messing about and hung up on him.

He spent the rest of the day phoning people saying I had won.

I phoned him one hour later to say it was a joke. He did not talk to me for a week.

I done my mate one day.

I took him to look at a new car and while we were there we saw Nigel Benn, my mates idol, and he was all excited that we had seen him.

On the way home me and my friends son, who was about 14 at the time, pulled up behind Nigel Benn, well a few cars back, at some traffic lights.

I gave my friends son a pen a piece of paper and told him to jump out and get his autograph, of course being 14 he was too shy and by the time I persuaded him the lights changed and Benn was gone.

When his son got back in the car I said "Give us the pen and paper" and I scribbled "To Ian All The Best" and signed it Nigel Benn.

Anyway when we got back to his house my mate was running late for football, he's a Charlton nut, so I gave him the "autograph" and dropped him off at Charltons ground.

I went round after the footbal to have a laugh about it and asked him what everyone thought of the autograph. He said they were all pleased for him and he's lucky to have got it.

I asked his wife why no one had told him and she said cos he was so pleased and he had told so many people that they felt sorry for him.

So I told him, his face was a picture and he has sworn to get me back but never has :p

[Elisha Jade]

I did the lottery once on my 18th birthday :) My dad's spent a fortune each week on tickets but he did win 5 numbers once (5k)

[a1ka1ine]

never played, except a couple times when i was 16 because it was a cool thing to do as you were now old enough :)

[Shandy McAndy]

I won £1500 on 4 balls within a month of the lottery starting. Ive never won anything since so I guess they have had all the money back :mad:

[stouch]

I won a tenner at the weekend.