dvtimes
02-14-06, 02:36 PM
Dear Sir,
Today is valentines day. The day when daft people buy decomposing flowers at over-inflated prices.
These days flowers are flown in world wide, and so create vast amount of pollution, plus cost a silly amount. You can buy a rose bush for 98p, rather than a single rose for £2 or more. So if you give flowers, it simply says you do not care about the environment, so if your not bothered if your other half becomes ill due to environmental conditions. Plus it shows your daft as a brush to wast money in such a way.
Chocolates are clearly unhealthy. So if you give them, it shows that you could not care if your other half becomes fat and dies. Plus it shows your clearly insecure about them going off with someone else, so you want to make them so fat they will become unattractive.
Cards not only bad for the environment, but show your too thick to think of anything to say. So you have to pay for someone else to come out with a lame poem or whatever is printed inside the card.
So its clear that anybody who does not buy cards, dead flowers, chocolates, is far more caring than the twit who does.
The reality is, all women once they hit 21 dramatically loose there looks and will be happy to settle down with anyone daft enough to propose. So there is no need to waste money on junk. If she does not like it, move on to another. My own advice would be to set a time limit of two years and then move on to a new model.
In truth, a chap does not need to live with an irritating female, as its usually cheaper and better to eat out and hire someone to do the cleaning. Then simply see a new chick each night.
Today is valentines day. The day when daft people buy decomposing flowers at over-inflated prices.
These days flowers are flown in world wide, and so create vast amount of pollution, plus cost a silly amount. You can buy a rose bush for 98p, rather than a single rose for £2 or more. So if you give flowers, it simply says you do not care about the environment, so if your not bothered if your other half becomes ill due to environmental conditions. Plus it shows your daft as a brush to wast money in such a way.
Chocolates are clearly unhealthy. So if you give them, it shows that you could not care if your other half becomes fat and dies. Plus it shows your clearly insecure about them going off with someone else, so you want to make them so fat they will become unattractive.
Cards not only bad for the environment, but show your too thick to think of anything to say. So you have to pay for someone else to come out with a lame poem or whatever is printed inside the card.
So its clear that anybody who does not buy cards, dead flowers, chocolates, is far more caring than the twit who does.
The reality is, all women once they hit 21 dramatically loose there looks and will be happy to settle down with anyone daft enough to propose. So there is no need to waste money on junk. If she does not like it, move on to another. My own advice would be to set a time limit of two years and then move on to a new model.
In truth, a chap does not need to live with an irritating female, as its usually cheaper and better to eat out and hire someone to do the cleaning. Then simply see a new chick each night.