ascot

[dvtimes]

Its at York near me, this week.

I fancy going. Just wonder if they will let riff raff such as me in.

I fancy taking some photographs, but the weather sucks.

[AndyMN]

No its not... its in Ascot, in Surrey, right around the corner form my g/f... all the posh toffs stick stupid hats on and look like fools :)

[dvtimes]

No its not... its in Ascot, in Surrey, right around the corner form my g/f... all the posh toffs stick stupid hats on and look like fools :)
Not this year, its in York.

I plan to go, and get hooked up with some rich bird. Such as tara tara topcinson, or whatever that birds name is from im a celbratry get me out og hear.

[mellenig]

Yes it was moved to York for this year

[dvtimes]

Just phoned. ALL tickets sold out.

You can still get the cheapo tickets at the gates (which is a pain). That means probably quing for hours.

Plus sod all chance on getting a press pass.

I even tried the BBC but they said that all there press had to be photographed for security.

But I still aim in getting in on Friday.

1. I want to take some hot photographs.
2. I want to meet my future (very rich) wife.

Me thinks a bit of my old charm will gets some posh birds impressed. Lets face it, I must be more interesting than some of those hoo har henries.

Of course I will lie through my teeth. I will give them some line about that I own lots of land but I cannot get at it till I am 40.

Then this time next week, I'll have a champagne lifestyle.

[Shandy McAndy]

If its not being held at Ascot, how can they call it Ascot, its called Ascot because its held at Ascot isnt it? :mad: