last will and testament of Adam Blake – 23rd March 2010

[dvtimes]

http://www.clownx.com/?p=24081











Please do not be sad.

[Elisha Jade]

is it wrong to lol at that!?

and for the record if anyone else reads it.. I have never had sex with DVTimes!!!!!! Dead or alive!

[Paul Markham]

Funerals are not for the dead person. They are for the living who knew them to say farewell and grieve.

[dvtimes]

Funerals are not for the dead person. They are for the living who knew them to say farewell and grieve.

they can get stuffed.

if they realy cared then they should throw themselfs on top of the coffin as its going in to be deep cooked.

if i was married i would expect my wife to take her life, knowing she could not live without me.

otherwise its just pretend sadness.

last thing i want is to be put in a box so people can spend the week garping at me. till its time for the fry.

it will be typlicle, i bet my dad would spend a fortune on the funeral, when he could have given me the cash when i was alive.

and if anyone stand there saying that i was nice, well that will be a big pile of poo.

they should be honest and say, adam will not be missed. he was a rotter. this is the first time i have got so close knowing he will not try to pinch my wallet from me. and he will be in hell as he was as the americans say, a doush bag.

i would like to be a poltoguist. i like the idea of spending my eterneal death making others misserable.

i will have to remeber to record "help, i am not dead, let me out of hear" as my ringtone on my mobile,, and make sure its burried with me, then get somone to call it at the funeral.

[dvtimes]

is it wrong to lol at that!?

and for the record if anyone else reads it.. I have never had sex with DVTimes!!!!!! Dead or alive!

thing is, no one will belive you as it clearly put hairs on your chest.

boom boom

i thank you. i will be hear all night folks (well not realy i am off to bed soon as i have to get up for the op).

[dvtimes]

by the way, i think for you chaps it would be reasanable to wear a black armbaned for at least a year, and the ladies a back dress and weil for at least 3 months should i die.

[Paul Markham]

by the way, i think for you chaps it would be reasanable to wear a black armbaned for at least a year, and the ladies a back dress and weil for at least 3 months should i die.

I was thinking of organising a party. :cheer:

Your attitude towards those that know you is sad.

[dvtimes]

I was thinking of organising a party. :cheer:

Your attitude towards those that know you is sad.
sod them

i will be dead - i do not want them happy

my aim in life is to outlive everyone

i am hoping that when (if) i wake from the operation that everyone will be a zobielike on that british film, and then i can chop everyones head off. jolly good fun.

[dvtimes]

I was thinking of organising a party. :cheer:


i hope you do

one thought i had was to be sliced up and cooked, and then you could all eat me.

if its a nice day bbq'ed. i lile the thought of that.

but also i would love somone (as twisted as me) to have me in a porno. sex with a dead copse. cool. idealy slightly decomposed.

[Paul Markham]

sod them

i will be dead - i do not want them happy

my aim in life is to outlive everyone

i am hoping that when (if) i wake from the operation that everyone will be a zobielike on that british film, and then i can chop everyones head off. jolly good fun.

It's sad that you don't have anyone close enough to you that you don't care how they will take your death.

Over the last 6 months I have thought about this, due to my situation, and it was nice to know that people love me enough to fly into Czech to say farewell. And I care enough about them to understand their loss.

You have no one that close and it's sad.

[dvtimes]

It's sad that you don't have anyone close enough to you that you don't care how they will take your death.

Over the last 6 months I have thought about this, due to my situation, and it was nice to know that people love me enough to fly into Czech to say farewell. And I care enough about them to understand their loss.

You have no one that close and it's sad.

i have somone i love. thats me.

what is the point of people going to my funeral. i will be dead. a dead bit of flesh.

i cannot think of anything more repelant to have people hover over dead flesh saying bye and all that rubbish.

worst is i bet people buy flowers. i cannot stand cut flowers, as it reminds me of death, which i guess on this occasion would be correct.

its bad enough chatting to them from time to time than filling a whole room full of them.

i can see it now. my family all gathered there, secretly thinking, i wonder if he had insurance and if he left us anything.

then some girls i had sex with in the past may be sat saying "was he as bad in bed for you as he was me?".

sounds charming.

thats all the reason people go is to see what they can get.

they will be round the house in two mins seeing what they can pinch. and they are welcome to it. wall to wall with junk.

i bet when i go to the hospital you will see all the realtives of people surounding there beds, just to make sure the will favours them.

a rite loads of coblers.

[TGITC]

Cheers for the mention :)

Hope all goes well with your Op :)

[dvtimes]

Cheers for the mention :)

Hope all goes well with your Op :)cool

if i do not post this week. presume i am dead.

though i did think of not posting so you all may think i am a stiff, and see you all posting how great i was and how in fact i knew what i was doing, and so on.

[smoothballs]

are you going to donate your brain to medical research? :)

[mOBSCENE]

Cool, I stand to inherit the Mr Ban stable :cheer: :)