dvtimes
01-20-06, 01:08 AM
Have you ever seen a mole?
My mate Steve says they do not exist, and that its a team of chaps who make little piles of earth all over.
They are paid by the government.
Basically people get up, see the piles. So oh dear me I have a mole. They then spend a bunch of cash to buy stuff to get rid of them. Then they spend a ton of cash on lawn stuff and plants. In turn the garden centre owners spend the cash they make on goods. Thus creating an economy.
If people did not think they had a mole they would stay at home and not spend cash. Thus an economic disaster.
Thus the government invented moles to keep things moving.
My mate Steve says they do not exist, and that its a team of chaps who make little piles of earth all over.
They are paid by the government.
Basically people get up, see the piles. So oh dear me I have a mole. They then spend a bunch of cash to buy stuff to get rid of them. Then they spend a ton of cash on lawn stuff and plants. In turn the garden centre owners spend the cash they make on goods. Thus creating an economy.
If people did not think they had a mole they would stay at home and not spend cash. Thus an economic disaster.
Thus the government invented moles to keep things moving.