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dvtimes
01-20-06, 01:08 AM
Have you ever seen a mole?

My mate Steve says they do not exist, and that its a team of chaps who make little piles of earth all over.

They are paid by the government.

Basically people get up, see the piles. So oh dear me I have a mole. They then spend a bunch of cash to buy stuff to get rid of them. Then they spend a ton of cash on lawn stuff and plants. In turn the garden centre owners spend the cash they make on goods. Thus creating an economy.

If people did not think they had a mole they would stay at home and not spend cash. Thus an economic disaster.

Thus the government invented moles to keep things moving.

TommyMac
01-20-06, 01:13 AM
nina myers. biggest mole in the history of mankind...

24 (http://www.fox.com/24/)

WordsforHire
01-20-06, 03:26 AM
yup I seen them.

I did dog agility for 6 years and every summer we would go to the training field and there would be mole holes all over the place. Well we were packing away the equiptment one night and one was there....we stayed quiet but it disappeared again, it was dark mind you but were sure it was a mole..

dvtimes
01-20-06, 03:44 AM
yup I seen them.

I did dog agility for 6 years and every summer we would go to the training field and there would be mole holes all over the place. Well we were packing away the equiptment one night and one was there....we stayed quiet but it disappeared again, it was dark mind you but were sure it was a mole..

Probably a mouse.

Told you. No such things as moles.

Its a bit like spageti trees. Just a made up animal.

When you see them on tv, have a look close, its just a mouse in a black sock.

morefodder
01-20-06, 08:14 AM
When you see them on tv, have a look close, its just a mouse in a black sock.

:lmao2: can i have some of whatever your on please, it sounds a pisser of a life on it !! :lmao2:

Sarah_Maxcash
01-20-06, 10:24 AM
I have but not in this country. We used to have them in my yard in the states and the cats would kill them.