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SensibleSid
02-19-10, 07:31 PM
If women are so good at multitasking then why can't they have sex when having a headache?

Damian
02-19-10, 07:32 PM
Crap joke made more crap cos of the missing: 't

;)

SensibleSid
02-19-10, 07:35 PM
You told me that joke at the meet.

Damian
02-19-10, 08:04 PM
No I told you I fucked you mum up the arse.

Do pay attention.

SensibleSid
02-19-10, 08:10 PM
Yeah but what you didn't know is she has a herpes infested butt hole.

SensibleSid
02-19-10, 08:19 PM
Do pay attention.

Also it was difficult to understand what you were saying with my cock in your mouth lol

redwhiteandblue
02-19-10, 08:27 PM
I always wonder why shops put signs at the door saying "No dogs allowed - except guide dogs". How are guide dogs supposed to read it?

Damian
02-19-10, 08:46 PM
Also it was difficult to understand what you were saying with my cock in your mouth lol

:) hee hee

Elisha Jade
02-19-10, 08:59 PM
Ah yes but i probably shouldnt say this to men, but if you have sex when you have a headache, the tension relieves itself and makes the headache go away. Waaa La!

Cardinal_Sin
02-19-10, 09:30 PM
Ah yes but i probably shouldnt say this to men, but if you have sex when you have a headache, the tension relieves itself and makes the headache go away. Waaa La!

No need to say it to men, when the sex is solo.

SensibleSid
02-20-10, 12:06 PM
"No need to say it to men, when the sex is solo."

I do not agree mate. I was going to crack one off the other day, but I had a headache so I didn't. :)

SensibleSid
02-20-10, 12:10 PM
Just for the record and I am being deadly serious about this! But I think wanking is very versatile. If I have one in the morning it wakes me up. If I have one at night it makes me sleep. How does that work??

Elisha Jade
02-20-10, 12:57 PM
No need to say it to men, when the sex is solo.

Solo doesn't have the same effect :)

SensibleSid
02-20-10, 06:54 PM
Solo doesn't have the same effect :)

No... But it is sex with someone I love.

Elisha Jade
02-20-10, 06:56 PM
no... But it is sex with someone i love.

lol!!