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dvtimes
01-12-10, 10:34 AM
3d tv's look like the next big thing.
so will 3d porn be popular?
Johnny Kleenexxx
01-12-10, 10:41 AM
you mean so the surfer can almost reach out and grab your models mustaches ?
3D tv is gash.
It's this year's hype from CES and only ONE of the tellies they had has a ship date.
No one wants the stupid glasses, until that problem is solved, there is no point.
Are you just reading the zoo and copying Gary's clueless posts there and reposting them here?
dvtimes
01-12-10, 11:13 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8447432.stm
just think if i did a shoot.
i wonder what it would be like to have my 22 inch willy in 3d.
mOBSCENE
01-12-10, 11:13 AM
3d tv's look like the next big thing.
so will 3d porn be popular?
Already is mate:
http://3dtube.com/
Avatar is pretty in 3D. Very pretty indeed. Entirely plot free, but pretty.
I think there's a special human emotion you only get from seeing a James Cameron epic. Something along the lines of "I can't believe I've been duped again into wasting three hours of my life on a plot this thin, and how long till I get a pee break"
Honestly, it's the Lion King, with blue monsters, dragged out to double length.
But pretty.
But asking if 3D will catch on is like asking if we really need colour photography as black and white is pretty good. We see in colour, we see in 3D. The End.
you mean so the surfer can almost reach out and grab your models mustaches ?
lol
wingless
01-12-10, 01:39 PM
Avatar is pretty in 3D. Very pretty indeed. Entirely plot free, but pretty.
I think there's a special human emotion you only get from seeing a James Cameron epic. Something along the lines of "I can't believe I've been duped again into wasting three hours of my life on a plot this thin, and how long till I get a pee break"
Honestly, it's the Lion King, with blue monsters, dragged out to double length.
But pretty.
But asking if 3D will catch on is like asking if we really need colour photography as black and white is pretty good. We see in colour, we see in 3D. The End.
http://www.collarbox.com/test/epic-fail-avatar-plot-fail.jpg
wingless
01-12-10, 01:49 PM
im in two minds about 3d, i think it will have problems while you need the glasses however it does have the added bonus that sky hd boxes are 3d ready and the only other thing you would need is a 3d ready tv which is just a hd tv that uses hdmi 1.4 and has a refresh rate of above 120Hz. because 3d uses two feeds im expecting the option to watch anything that in 3d in 2d as well so i think it is going to take on well. without glasses would be much better but thats going to be a while and require a total replacement of equipment to work
on a side note i love avatar, it looks amazing, the plots not amazingly think and has been done before but its not bad and its the first 3 hour filmive seen that doesent feel like 3 hours, see it twice and going for a 3rd time in the next few days as its not going to convert to the small screen well at all
just found out its coming next week to our local and "shock" in 3d so I'll let you know, but as a die hard scifi fan I'm pretty sure I'll enjoy it
Acer has released a 3D screen laptop last December. It looks nice.
wingless
01-12-10, 03:40 PM
Acer has released a 3D screen laptop last December. It looks nice.
youve been able to get them for pc's for a while now as well, theres loads of games that will play in 3d as well, haven't got one myself yet but may soon
I think Acer uses a new technology that doesn't require those funky glasses. Well, that's what I remember reading.
needs to be something like the holodeck in voyager now that would be good to watch !hell that would be so good.
smoothballs
01-12-10, 07:48 PM
you mean so the surfer can almost reach out and grab your models mustaches ?
or squeeze their zits for them! lovely full whiteheads bursting pus in full 3D! lol
But asking if 3D will catch on is like asking if we really need colour photography as black and white is pretty good. We see in colour, we see in 3D. The End.
If you had to wear stupid plastic nerdy glasses to see in colour, I wager it wouldn't have caught on. And I wager 3D TV will not catch on. At CES only one telly on show had a ship date. It will be like quadraphonic sound was.
If you had to wear stupid plastic nerdy glasses to see in colour, I wager it wouldn't have caught on. And I wager 3D TV will not catch on. At CES only one telly on show had a ship date. It will be like quadraphonic sound was.
You have four ears?
wingless
01-13-10, 11:45 AM
If you had to wear stupid plastic nerdy glasses to see in colour, I wager it wouldn't have caught on. And I wager 3D TV will not catch on. At CES only one telly on show had a ship date. It will be like quadraphonic sound was.
well the only evidence at the moment would appear to back you up, when they released the first bluerays in 3d people didn't like them, they where using the blue red 3d though which is shit but people did still try them. i can see 3d even with glasses taking on
well the only evidence at the moment would appear to back you up, when they released the first bluerays in 3d people didn't like them, they where using the blue red 3d though which is shit but people did still try them. i can see 3d even with glasses taking on
I've just watched a pure class video " Monsters V Aliens" and on the bluray disc theres a 3d section and to be honest it was impressive, but would I watch the all the video like that..........probably not
You have four ears?
Clearly not, but one CES all the manufacturers went on about quad sound being the future etc. Funnily enough it isn't.
This will be the same.
No one wants to wear stupid plastic nerdy glasses to watch telly.
It will die on its arse.
Clearly not, but one CES all the manufacturers went on about quad sound being the future etc. Funnily enough it isn't.
This will be the same.
No one wants to wear stupid plastic nerdy glasses to watch telly.
It will die on its arse.
The difference is... Not having four ears, having four speakers adds very little to the experience. Once up to the same level as our senses, tech doesn't need to go any further.
Have you seen a 3D movie at the cinema? not a red/green one, but one of the grey/grey glasses ones. Way less nerdy than you'd think.
BTW, the kids have voted and like the glasses - they wander around town here wearing the frames with the lenses pushed out.
wingless
01-13-10, 12:15 PM
and as there all standard how long before you can get designer ones?
people didn't go to the cinema and pay 2 quid extra fro quad sound, people do go to the cinema and pay the extra for 3D
BTW, the kids have voted and like the glasses - they wander around town here wearing the frames with the lenses pushed out.
When I was younger, we use to wear Grolsch bottle tops on our shoes. We didnt all start drinking through our toes though :gaylords:
The difference is... Not having four ears, having four speakers adds very little to the experience. Once up to the same level as our senses, tech doesn't need to go any further.
Have you seen a 3D movie at the cinema? not a red/green one, but one of the grey/grey glasses ones. Way less nerdy than you'd think.
BTW, the kids have voted and like the glasses - they wander around town here wearing the frames with the lenses pushed out.
OK.
Yes, I have seen one in the cinema and have the cheap nasty black framed fake 25p rayban glasses in the back of the car. They are nerdy. I find it hard to believe dem yout' are pushing out the lens and wearing them. Not seen any of the 3x uni worth of students doing that in btown.
People will not want to wear them in the house. People will not want to have to get friends to bring goggles over if they are coming to watch a film. Kids will break them. You cannot lie on your side on the couch with them.
It is a shit idea that I believe will not work.
At the MOST the TVs will ship with 3D, and a couple of films, like Avatar will have a bluray release that has 3D and non 3D as an option.
The whole point is that 3D was meant to stop piracy and get people into the cinema. It's nothing to do with making the perfect viewing experience.
You are not making any points that convince me otherwise.
However, as only one TV has a shipping date, I don't think we're going to know which of us is right for a while.
See you back on this thread in 12 months for your apology.
When I was younger, we use to wear Grolsch bottle tops on our shoes. We didnt all start drinking through our toes though :gaylords:
You have four ears and were in Bros?
and as there all standard how long before you can get designer ones?
people didn't go to the cinema and pay 2 quid extra fro quad sound, people do go to the cinema and pay the extra for 3D
a) "they" are not all the same. There are at least 3 competing standards
b) quad sound was never in cinemas, it failed long before it got there
c) people certainly DO pay for good sound in a cinema. I will always seek out THX certified for example.
Clearly not, but one CES all the manufacturers went on about quad sound being the future etc. Funnily enough it isn't. I'm sure they did, but that was just corporate hype. Real people just did the maths for themselves, realised that that was more speakers than they had ears and was therefore not that important. Game over.
I'm sure they did, but that was just corporate hype. Real people just did the maths for themselves, realised that that was more speakers than they had ears and was therefore not that important. Game over.
Fuck. Stupid old me with my 5.1 speakers here. I ONLY HAVE TWO EARS LOL!
Genius argument.
You are excite, hacking into Simon's account and I claim my five pounds.
wingless
01-13-10, 01:09 PM
a) "they" are not all the same. There are at least 3 competing standards
b) quad sound was never in cinemas, it failed long before it got there
c) people certainly DO pay for good sound in a cinema. I will always seek out THX certified for example.
one will end up winning though, im aware of to types, not sure what the 3rd is. once thre is one type you will be able to buy designer if you wish. i don't wear glasses but i think if you cant lay on your side using them then people wearing glasses cant anyway. there are already several tv's on the market that offer 3D when its launched, sky 3d tv is launched later this year as well so clearly they think its going to do well. when you buy a film in 3d as its 2 feeds there's no reason they wouldn't include the option to watch it in 2d, so if you have a tv that will play 3d and the discs are bluerays anyway and the 3d is just a few quid more, knowing u can watch it in 3d and 2d wouldn't you get the 3d version, if if you only watch it in 3d once or twice?
on a side note i love avatar... its the first 3 hour filmive seen that doesent feel like 3 hours
That's probably because it's 2 hours 42 minutes.
wingless
01-13-10, 01:14 PM
That's probably because it's 2 hours 42 minutes.
its the first 2 hour and 42 minute film ive seen that didn't feel like 2 hours and 42 minutes....
there are already several tv's on the market that offer 3D
Really? Please link to where I can buy one now. Thanks.
with glasses yes, I own one
with glasses yes, I own one
What's the model?
What's the model?
Pioneer KURO - watched 3d tv last night
one will end up winning though, im aware of to types, not sure what the 3rd is.
Films released in 2009 used: Disney Digital 3D, Real D 3D, InTru3D, D-BOX, and IMAX 3D.
Pioneer KURO - watched 3d tv on last night
Right, that has a 3D comb filter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comb_filter). Not the same thing at all.
fuck me for splitting hairs - it was 3d tv, it had the 3d effect that is what I said
Pioneer KURO - watched 3d tv last night
What's Eastenders like in 3d, does it feel like you're actually in the Queen Vic ?
:)
lol - do people really watch that shit anymore
lol - do people really watch that shit anymore
Very much so & Stacey killed Archie by the way :noway2:
last time I saw it Den was being buried
last time I saw it Den was being buried
You probably watch that soap set in Spain "El Dorado" now that IS quality ;)
fuck me for splitting hairs - it was 3d tv, it had the 3d effect that is what I said
Not really. We are talking about getting one of the new 3D cinema standards into TVs. As announced by all the manufacturers at this years CES.
It's not splitting hairs. It's totally different technology, different hardware etc.
Although I am delighted you enjoyed watching your telly last night, it's not the sort technology this thread is about.
You probably watch that soap set in Spain "El Dorado" now that IS quality ;)
agree :cheer:
Fuck I used to watch eldorado when I was at university.
I think I fancied someone in it?
Didn't that nasty villain have a fit bird?
Fuck I used to watch eldorado when I was at university.
I think I fancied someone in it?
Didn't that nasty villain have a fit bird?
lol yeah can't remember her name and even wiki doesn't hold much, just goes to show the standing the show has lol
I think I fancied someone in it?
http://images.buddytv.com/articles/Image/Footballers-Wives/Jesse-Birdsall-profile.jpg
:gaylords:
now find his girlfriend :cheer:
Yeah, I almost put "cue someone snipping the girlfriend bit and putting a pic of a bloke (either mobscene, watford's peter stringfellow or SD" but thought you'd be bigger than that.
I was wrong.
;)
Ok, gimme a few mins....In real life He was banging Gilian Talforth :noway2:
dvtimes
01-13-10, 02:05 PM
Very much so & Stacey killed Archie by the way :noway2:did she
is that true or just a guess?
http://s12.bdbphotos.com/images/120x156/d/9/d96ovfrv9rpl9frv.jpg
(Eldorado chick to follow)
did she
is that true or just a guess?
;)
dvtimes
01-13-10, 02:07 PM
http://images.buddytv.com/articles/Image/Footballers-Wives/Jesse-Birdsall-profile.jpg
:gaylords:
marcus
it was ace
its a shame they canceled it
Ok, gimme a few mins....In real life He was banging Gilian Talforth :noway2:
in that case he probably enjoyed his stage girlfriends company more
dvtimes
01-13-10, 02:08 PM
Fuck I used to watch eldorado when I was at university.
I think I fancied someone in it?
ha ha ha
how old are you
i was 11 when that show was on
While she was off noshing someone on the motorway
Ok, results in, She's probably on here http://www.losbarcos.org.uk/cast.htm
I cant remember who "Marcus Tandy" (Birdsall) was shagging nor can I be arsed to work it out but She's surely on that page ?
:)
mOBSCENE
01-13-10, 02:32 PM
Best I can do, British Gas are blowing my kitchen up at mo. I think the one Damian fancies is the grey-haired one at the beginning? The car blowing up is good, better than the plots they have on these days...
YouTube- Eldorado
Marcus was shagging some bird called pillar or some such thing. She was fucking annoying and needed a shave
always calling him "Marcoos"
Whore
Marcus was shagging some bird called pillar or some such thing. She was fucking annoying and needed a shave
Wasn't like the rice?
I seem to remember fancying her, maybe I am mistaken.
But that said, I used to really fancy plain jane superbrain from neighbours too.
Wasn't like the rice?
I seem to remember fancying her, maybe I am mistaken.
But that said, I used to really fancy plain jane superbrain from neighbours too.
she was horny, in a Im not sure though if she has a moustache or not sort of way.
Marcoos, marcoos she was always saying, No marcoos, what time will you be back marcoos.
Marcoos, soppy spanish moo
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fl-SGcq88PA/Rk3AI3rPNxI/AAAAAAAAAC8/Bly6q4AV6JE/s320/Neighbours.jpg
Those Blackney (SP?) twins in neighbours were fit, Ill have a dig around.
mOBSCENE
01-13-10, 02:49 PM
Elle Robinson is the most gorgeous thing I have seen in a soap :)
Well apart from Donna Freedman.
The two of them alone together... :cheer:
Aha, those twins went on to have a "Pop" career I notice ....Lol, must have been "Big In Japan" ;)
http://www.thinktwins.com.au/catalog839909/famoustwins/Blakeneyweb.jpg
mOBSCENE
01-13-10, 02:54 PM
So will Neighbours be in 3D?
So will Neighbours be in 3D?
No, nothing will. It's all a big load of bullshit hype that Gary and Divvy think will be good.
Do you listen to NOTHING I say?
Jebers.
mOBSCENE
01-13-10, 03:01 PM
No, nothing will. It's all a big load of bullshit hype that Gary and Divvy think will be good.
Do you listen to NOTHING I say?
Jebers.
Listening to this just now :P
YouTube- Neighbours - The Twins - All Mixed Up
mOBSCENE
01-13-10, 03:05 PM
Still can't find a decent 3D Tube - this one is shit:
http://3dtube.org/search_result.htm
wingless
01-13-10, 04:34 PM
http://www.mitsubishi-tv.com/theater.html but anything that can take and display 120hz will be 3d ready
http://www.mitsubishi-tv.com/theater.html but anything that can take and display 120hz will be 3d ready
You best edit the wiki page adding that info
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3D_television#3D-ready_TV_sets
daveydude
01-13-10, 05:22 PM
While she was off noshing someone on the motorway
Fuck sake Damian - how many times?!
He had a stomach ache and she was performing a medical procedure on his lower abdomen. Now leave the poor woman alone for once.
Fuck sake Damian - how many times?!
He had a stomach ache and she was performing a medical procedure on his lower abdomen. Now leave the poor woman alone for once.
In 3D?
fuck me for splitting hairs - it was 3d tv, it had the 3d effect that is what I said
Oh, and if you actually care about whatever you watched and what CES was about, watch this week's HD Nation
http://revision3.com/hdnation/ces
:)
thanks but not that interested in 3d to be honest - as a gimmick its OK but I'm not going to change the way I watch TV, even if on my TV I can see 3d :character0079:
alchemygold7
01-14-10, 08:00 PM
i think it will be a good idear for porn people like anything new!
Paul Markham
01-15-10, 10:44 AM
Bad porn is bad if it's in 3D or VHS.
Bad porn is bad if it's in 3D or VHS.
And that, ladies and gents, is the sort of insight you get after being in the biz 58 years.
There a couple of sites in the US that have launched and are starting to generate revenue but as usual the first into a marketplace will reap the best rewards.Viewers wil have to wear the glasses for now until technology catches up but viewing 3D on your PC monitor without the need for the glasses is not too far away.I think it will be a great revenue generating opportunity if you can stand the entry level capital costs for the equipment. That said the ROI timeframe should be a lot quicker taken the novelty factor.:reading:
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