this is the best xmass ever

[dvtimes]

i have not spent 1p on a single present.

i am completly ignoring the whole event.

it feels great.

i see people spending hundreds on food and presents they cannot afford.

even better the snow has meant many will not be able to see there friends and family over the next few days as they planed, so loads of people will be upset. he he he.

i have never been so chuffed.

[mOBSCENE]

i have not spent 1p on a single present.

i am completly ignoring the whole event.

it feels great.

i see people spending hundreds on food and presents they cannot afford.

even better the snow has meant many will not be able to see there friends and family over the next few days as they planed, so loads of people will be upset. he he he.

i have never been so chuffed.

QFT for once :)

[dvtimes]

I am not sure what Quantum field theory has to do with it.

But I feel such a bastard that if feels great.

I find having to be good, it gets me down.

I cannot belive how good it makes me feels to be a complete and utter batered.

The news is on soon, I will enjoy watching people stuck in the cold. It will make me giggle. With luck people will be stuck for hours. It makes me wish that I had a 4x4, simply to drive out to them, giving them the hope i will pull there carout of the snow. But insteqad I would charge them £500 or more, or push there cars further into the snow.

I have decided to be evil from now on, as it makes me happy.

I have also vbought lots of chesnuts.

I think for the first time ever I will enjoy this xmass. I have loads of food in, and I am going to sit and eat it all myself. he he he

no rotten stupid relatives or anything.

i think i will spend today in town with a big sign saying santa is not real. i cannot think of anything more fuin than telling all the little children santa is not real, and its your parents getting the presents, and chances are they cannot afford them and that they will end up getting divorced and it will be there fault.

[J-SiN]

We're doing the same thing. We've already been burned by Thanksgiving. We're so tired to care about Christmas.

[dvtimes]

i am going to pour cold water in front of the house tonight as then i can watch the old folk slip on the ice as they walk past.

[Video Rob]

If you weren't so weird and miserable, you might have some people who want to spend Christmas with you.

I'm not one to make a big fuss of Christmas but its nice to spend the day with family and catch up with old friends over the holidays.

[mOBSCENE]

I am not sure what Quantum field theory has to do with it.



You fail at Googling...

[gawdi]

If you weren't so weird and miserable, you might have some people who want to spend Christmas with you.


The thought of DVT being weird, miserable and billy no-mates all over christmas, has cheered me up no end...

Didn't he used to have an Auntie who used to cook him a turkey dinner, then they used to sit on the sofa watching all the weepy movies all day? Last I heard was him complaining that she didnt spend enuff on a present for him..