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WordsforHire
01-16-06, 01:20 AM
I got a good game, I'm bored lol...
Ok the aim of the game is this:
One person starts of the story with a sentence, and someone follows on...
The next sentence can be as ridiculous as you like, but it has to be in line with the last sentence...you have to carry the story on...
Ok here goes:
The bear was walking along the forest road when...
he felt queasy, so he stopped for a shit in the woods.
WordsforHire
01-16-06, 01:30 AM
As he pulled his bear fur down to espose his ass a squirrell jumped up and bit his nuts...
so the bear sat on the squirrel and took a dump on its head, saying "Hibernate on that, motherfucker".
WordsforHire
01-16-06, 01:40 AM
The mother fucker squirrell quickly past away, the stench of the bear's rotten shite was just too much for it to take. The squirrells family were watching from the tree, tears glittering in their eyes...
The mum squirrel thought to herself, "Damn...I wish my husband would do that to me" But then...
xcite-tv
01-16-06, 09:25 AM
The Squirrels uncle telephoned them to tell them to wake up and smell the coffee and stop writing half a story for the new young girl who makes a living from storytelling....
But daddy squirrel told him to fuck off and mind his own business and got on with his daily......
WordsforHire
01-16-06, 02:53 PM
nut picking, he climb the tallest tree in the busiest wood and started to pick....;)
WordsforHire
01-17-06, 02:59 AM
*ok bumping up the story*
someone carry it on...I thought hard about this game
*ok bumping up the story*
someone carry it on...I thought hard about this game
Mongoose Harry finished his game of cards and decided to take a walk to the pub with his lucky packet of three in his top pocket........
When all of a sudden the whole world exploded and there was nothing left and there was no way anything could have survived. There was no way for anything to contiue, no magic spells, it wasn't a dream it really happened and that is it.
The End
The earths explosion although sudden, caused a massive flare which was spotted by Dee Frocked III, of the starship, Wingnut, as he was due to finish his night watch, and hand over to Hans Everyware.
He rushed Hans to fetch the Captains log, so they may enter this unusual incident, and perhaps change course to investigate..........
WordsforHire
01-17-06, 09:43 PM
the strange smell coming from the...
the strange smell coming from the...
Docking bay.
An X Winged Sinclair C5 had just flown in.
It was a strange smell of clown paint, and the exclusive aftershave, Purple Ferret. All mixed together with a hint of wD40.
Cardinal_Sin
01-17-06, 11:33 PM
Docking bay.
An X Winged Sinclair C5 had just flown in.
It was a strange smell of clown paint, and the exclusive aftershave, Purple Ferret. All mixed together with a hint of wD40.
Medina's nose twitched - She knew who was riding that old scratched C5 and now it was her chance to put even a very old score.
She smiled as she lay her welder to the sea bed - This old wooden boat will be joined as new again, but sometime in the future.
First, a few strains of hair could be seen above the water, close to the old C5. Then it became clear; ...
Fuck off, who deleted my post?
WordsforHire
01-18-06, 01:10 AM
Lmfao!
WordsforHire
01-18-06, 07:55 PM
That this was all just a mirage and indeed they had landed on a planet that was full of ..
xcite-tv
01-18-06, 07:57 PM
beer and bollocks
WordsforHire
01-18-06, 08:06 PM
The beer got put to good use, the crew all decided to drink it with some...
morefodder
01-18-06, 11:26 PM
:needpics:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/p1csh05t/X-Wing.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/p1csh05t/X-Wing.jpg
:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:
morefodder
01-19-06, 10:09 PM
The beer got put to good use, the crew all decided to drink it with some...
tasty little brown things that were in abundance around them.
They were crunchy and warm, but very moreish.
'These are great' exclaimed the captain, muffled agreement was all the crew returned. 'Well have to give em a name .. well, they're damn tasty .. that'll do for a start tasty .. Whats the name of the man who found em ?'
'Sikles sir' was shouted from the gorging midst
' ... bollocks ' said the captain
WordsforHire
01-19-06, 10:13 PM
The captain then took hold of one of these little brown things and decided that he was going to...
Cardinal_Sin
01-19-06, 10:42 PM
The captain then took hold of one of these little brown things and decided that he was going to...
Push the fucking turd right back up into Sikles's arsehole - But first, he had to...
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