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dvtimes
12-09-09, 11:23 PM
my 38 year old mate sliped a disk this week picking up his dog.

and i found myself today looking at a woman who was about 40 and thought she was hot, rather than thinking look at that old biddy but her 18 year old doughter is well fit.

good grief.
Johnny Kleenexxx
12-09-09, 11:44 PM
what do the slipped disc and the mother daughter sex fantasy have in common ?
JenniDahling
12-10-09, 01:00 AM
Your friend should have bent at the knees:P Maybe your taste is changing niches, no longer Teens, moving on to Cougars!
mOBSCENE
12-10-09, 01:16 AM
my 38 year old mate sliped a disk this week picking up his dog.

and i found myself today looking at a woman who was about 40 and thought she was hot, rather than thinking look at that old biddy but her 18 year old doughter is well fit.

good grief.

If this is in Leeds, the 40 year old was probably 26 and her daughter probably 12...
gawdi
12-10-09, 08:34 AM
If this is in Leeds, the 40 year old was probably 26 and her daughter probably 12...

:cheer: Good one ROFL
strictlybroadband
12-10-09, 10:07 AM
what do the slipped disc and the mother daughter sex fantasy have in common ?

They both took place in the porridge that calls itself DVT's brain.
TGITC
12-10-09, 10:10 AM
Trust me mate... Ive thought simaler for a long time...

Bottom line is this...

YOU Dont get OLDER...

Those around you get younger ! And 18 Yr olds... They just stay the same LOL
mOBSCENE
12-10-09, 10:13 AM
Trust me mate... Ive thought simaler for a long time...


If you are thinking simaler to DVT I suggest you either

a) get back off the sauce
b) seek out a psychiatrist
c) end things now before it worsens and you end up dressing as a clown...

;)
TGITC
12-10-09, 10:24 AM
If you are thinking simaler to DVT I suggest you either

a) get back off the sauce
b) seek out a psychiatrist
c) end things now before it worsens and you end up dressing as a clown...

;)

Eat my SPUNK and GARGLE With it it .....



FUCKFACE!
J-SiN
12-10-09, 06:33 PM
I think you need more calcium in your diet, man.
smoothballs
12-11-09, 07:31 PM
how do you think i feel with a 6th form college 50 yards from my doorstep and babes in skimpy outfits walking past!
mOBSCENE
12-11-09, 07:51 PM
Eat my SPUNK and GARGLE With it it .....



FUCKFACE!

I have considered your offer.

When are you free? :P
Video Rob
12-11-09, 08:12 PM
Ever since I was 12 i've been looking at women in their 30's and 40's thinking they're hot
TGITC
12-11-09, 08:50 PM
I have considered your offer.

When are you free? :P

Sorry... I'm not free.

I charge a nominal service charge :bandb:
Johnny Kleenexxx
12-11-09, 09:28 PM
Ever since I was 12 i've been looking at women in their 30's and 40's thinking they're hot
so did i mate.. only difference these days is.. i'm as old as they fuckin are :oldman:
Max@PuZcash.com
12-12-09, 11:44 AM
I wonder if I'll think grannies are hot when I reach this age