Chatup Lines

[craig]

What's the cheesiest or vulgar chatlines that have worked for you?

Thing like maybe.....

If I wrote the alphabet, I would put U and I together,

Or maybe,

Do you like fruit love? Well suck this, it's a peach!

next...

[TommyMac]

I think your gorgeous, can i cum on your face?

When i first started uni, this manc lad on my course tried that one on a bird.

I think a manc accent only adds to the seductiveness of the whole thing.

Needless to say he got shot down, she probably got one of them restraining orders for him as well.

daft cunt... fair play tho.

[WordsforHire]

Oh the cheesiest ones I ever had was
"Your father must be a thief"
Whys that?
"Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes"
-puke...

Another chat up line was
"I play for the Hibs reserves, wanna fuck? As if playing for Hibs was a turn on!

[Geezer]

I have never chatted a girl up, they always came to me :eyebrows:

[FFS]

I have never chatted a girl up, they always came to me :eyebrows:

Were you educated at the blind school?

[Geezer]

Were you educated at the blind school?

Why?, did I end up with you once?

[FFS]

Why?, did I end up with you once?

Unlikely. I've shagged a few ugly birds, but none with tits as big as yours :onguard:

[JP]

Unlikely. I've shagged a few ugly birds, but none with tits as big as yours :onguard:
:lmao2:

[WordsforHire]

Lmfao!!!

[Geezer]

Unlikely. I've shagged a few ugly birds, but none with tits as big as yours :onguard:

So we met when exactly?

[SGS]

Unlikely. I've shagged a few ugly birds, but none with tits as big as yours :onguard:

:lmao2:

[JT]

Unlikely. I've shagged a few ugly birds, but none with tits as big as yours :onguard:


LMAO

[dvtimes]

I think mine was "Please do not call the police, I will put your underwear back on the cloths line."

But that may not be a chat up line. But its the one I seem to say most of the time. :lmao2:

[JT]

I think mine was "Please do not call the police, I will put your underwear back on the cloths line."

But that may not be a chat up line. But its the one I seem to say most of the time. :lmao2:

:lmao2:

[SGS]

I think mine was "Please do not call the police, I will put your underwear back on the cloths line."

But that may not be a chat up line. But its the one I seem to say most of the time. :lmao2:

http://www.doctorhormone.com/images/martin_with_panties_on_head.jpg

[dvtimes]

I wonder how long it will be before arse face wets hits pants and starts posting "see he is a danger" to all the models on the model forums.

[SGS]

I wonder how long it will be before arse face wets hits pants and starts posting "see he is a danger" to all the models on the model forums.

You are only a danger if you a putting chili oil into the panties before putting them back onto the line imho.

[dvtimes]

posted in error

[daveydude]

I don't do chatup lines. But Aaron tried this one:

"Alright love, can I lob one up ya?".

No prizes for guessing if it worked or not ;)