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Mattyboy

01-07-06, 11:05 AM

xcite-tv

01-07-06, 11:41 AM

How can you take stuff like this seriously..

Message entitled: "fuck"

"hi, ild ;like 2 star in ur movies.. im a black 21 year old bbritish gal wIv
big ass and i can take ur big cock. my name is *****"

She could be ok.

That looks typical of the standard of English taught in our schools

Mattyboy

01-07-06, 11:59 AM

She could be ok.

That looks typical of the standard of English taught in our schools
:lmao2:

Mobile phone's have done wonders for grammer.

01-07-06, 12:06 PM

sounds like my mrs

daveydude

01-07-06, 01:07 PM

hehe thats a nice one. we get some awesome pics sent via www.sterlingtalent.co.uk - check this out...

http://www.sterlingtalent.co.uk/images/Cowboy.jpg

should we hire him??

Rosie

01-07-06, 01:08 PM

:lmao2:

Mobile phone's have done wonders for grammer.

And spelling. There's no "e" in grammar :lmao2:

-HF

01-07-06, 01:39 PM

hehe thats a nice one. we get some awesome pics sent via www.sterlingtalent.co.uk - check this out...

http://www.sterlingtalent.co.uk/images/Cowboy.jpg

should we hire him??
didn't you already? that's Rob!

xcite-tv

01-07-06, 01:49 PM

And spelling. There's no "e" in grammar :lmao2:

there was no "E" at all when i was at school

but kids today...

Mattyboy

01-07-06, 01:55 PM

And spelling. There's no "e" in grammar :lmao2:

I knew i should have double checked that so i didn't look an ass :)

Grisey

01-07-06, 03:01 PM

didn't you already? that's Rob!
:lmao2:

NumptyNuts

01-07-06, 06:37 PM

dvtimes

01-07-06, 09:34 PM

I get those all the time.

Basically its men who want me to pay for them to have sex.

The best are the ones who say they will do it if they cam wear a mask.

I reply back and say, sure, it will cost you £400. Oddly I never hear from them after that.

A few years back a girl I know and her boyfriend decided to do a gang bang (she was kinky).

They said could I take some photographs.

14 men turned up. Only 2 managed to have sex with her. The others could not get a hard on.

NumptyNuts

01-08-06, 01:26 AM

I get those all the time.

Basically its men who want me to pay for them to have sex.

The best are the ones who say they will do it if they cam wear a mask

Been done dude - http://masktv.com/ British firm too I think they alow guys to write in like you are saying BUT they do get to do it BUT wear a mask :-)

I beleive the content goes out of Sky tv too :)

daveydude

01-08-06, 01:42 AM

Yes maybe he will sort out this SMS issue you have, - been over a month mate whats going on with it Dave? :)

Yeah a man with a gun might be what's needed. I'm waiting for the head tech guy from our SMS biller to return from Vegas so I can get back on the case with him. Moving house and the holidays kinda got in the way of progress.

NumptyNuts

01-08-06, 01:53 AM

Yeah a man with a gun might be what's needed. I'm waiting for the head tech guy from our SMS biller to return from Vegas so I can get back on the case with him. Moving house and the holidays kinda got in the way of progress.

don't image you can get a good house if you guys are also making a whole 3 cents per sms sale - has this guy given you a time scale?

Damian

01-10-06, 03:21 PM

I took a call from some guy in December:

him I wanna be a porn star
me Great
him Wanna know how big it is?

Really.

Alf Garnet

01-10-06, 03:22 PM

I took a call from some guy in December:

him I wanna be a porn star
me Great
him Wanna know how big it is?

Really.

When does he start? ;)

Damian

01-10-06, 03:26 PM

When does he start? ;)

He's PlayboyOne's new presenter...

Shandy McAndy

01-10-06, 10:44 PM

I recon we have more than the rest of you. Not being big headed, but we get them daily. The older and fatter the old granny the more the men want to star with them. With our site hardcore mature and young we pay the old grannies but most of the young guys do it for free :)