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psl
08-13-09, 01:31 PM
Dvt goes for £200,000 for his new production company Clown X.
ClownX, scripts, produces and distributes a unique series of inane ramblings caught on audio and bizarre videos via the internetting thingy.
The money will be used for props and new cameras and a new van.
Returns; advertising revenue from the ClownX youtube channel and the ClownX site its self, licensing of ClownX brandname, sponsorship i.e "ClownX is proud to sponsor Billy bobs AXE, the ONLY axe you will ever need for job!"
ClownX face paint, overalls and body bags.
And because DVT is a quitely spoken man Geezer could be his advocate.

-HF
08-13-09, 01:44 PM
i epxected some comments on the show's moderator, but certainly not this gem.

TGITC
08-15-09, 09:20 PM
Excellent! LOL

psl
08-21-09, 10:05 AM
Another thing to add to the pitch, CLOWNX reliable clothing, made to the exact specs of Russian clothing circa 1950.:reading: One price suits all and one size fits all :noway2: