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dvtimes
07-22-09, 01:05 AM
http://www.clownx.com/?p=1743

some girls are spitfull.

i am off to bed.

been a long day.

dvtimes
07-22-09, 01:15 AM
by the way all charges or whatever you call them were droped instantly.

i hope i do not go through that again.

i just cannot belive somone can say thats adam blake and i am arrested.

in that case you may as well watch crime watch and say that me to every crime and i will be arrested for everything.

oh well

off to bed

night

i am feeling yuck.

gawdi
07-22-09, 07:28 AM
Are you selling tickets? I can be in Leeds for 10.30 to watch and cheer from the sidelines.. :)

JT
07-22-09, 08:20 AM
you should marry this girl.You sound perfect for each other, both clearly as mad as a box full of badgers

mOBSCENE
07-22-09, 10:12 AM
So who looked after the dog while you were banged up in the slammer? :scooby-doo:

Damian
07-22-09, 10:15 AM
Where's the pics of teh "babe" you shot on Monday?

towlie
07-22-09, 10:53 AM
So was it Damian then? He does have a history of this kind of thing :noway2: :character0079:

dvtimes
07-22-09, 11:09 AM
So who looked after the dog while you were banged up in the slammer? :scooby-doo:she was ok

i was going to get my mate to pop over but when i went in the station they said you will be in and out in a few hours. but as the solisiter said that was when they had evidence.

when they saw the tape they knew they had a made up story.

dvtimes
07-22-09, 11:11 AM
Where's the pics of teh "babe" you shot on Monday?not had chance to upload yet.

dvtimes
07-22-09, 11:28 AM
So was it Damian then? He does have a history of this kind of thing :noway2: :character0079:

he he

i am wanting the film just to upload to youtube so you can see how bad it is.

the footage is terrable.

anyway, i am off to watch tv and just chill today.

its odd but i feel worn out from yesterday.

even when i got arrested i told the copper in the car that 'i hope you know i used to sleep with her and she is a nutcase and i have emails from her that prove that'. All they had to do was let me give them a copy of all the emails from her or listened to the messages from her on my phone and its clear what she was like.

but no, they make me the criminal, and i have a day of my life stuffed.

at the interview i said i hope your going to arrest her now as its clear i am the victim. they said no.

so i said ok in that case, i belive the person in the vid is her and under your rules you now must arrest her. (my solisiter giglled at that). they said no.

but even then they kept trying it on.

one said do you have the right to damage property. so i said well if its my own i presume yes. if somone has asked me to damage theres then i presume yes, but otherwise clearly not.

but when he asaked if i had walked the dog and if i do it in the light or dark, he was not amused when i explained to him that when one feeds and waters a dog they which to go to the loo and as such may want to go in the light or dark.

oh, the best thing is, i got offered for difnner a nice vegitarian meal of chicken pie. i turned the offer down. plus i desided to go on a hunger strike.

the thing that also gets to you is them not telling you anything. your treat like dirt.

to me they could easily say, your arrested and then tell you a time and date for the interview, rather than be banged up in a cell.

i should not have gone down to answer the door.

i was not going to, but the copper was for ten mins smashing on the door. i bet the neigbours must have thought it was a drug raid.

but i suspect why i was in so long was simply they had gone back after she had finished work, looked at the tape and realised that they had been missled.

there was clearly no ergancy to have had arrested me. you would think that they would have looked at the evidence first.

well lets see what the soliciter says as i am going to put in complaints about the silly copper who took the statments. i have a feeling its that thick shit pco rather than a proper copper. if it is i will be fuming.

Geezer
07-22-09, 11:37 AM
I like the way you make out it has really affected you, you hoping that will help with a compensation claim. You were only locked up for a bit it's no big deal, the old bill don't wrap you in a wet blankcet and beat you anymore and you were probably treated pretty well. How many cups of teas did you have?

S.D.
07-22-09, 11:38 AM
Weren't you nicked about a year ago too at some demonstration ?

You'll get banged up if you're not carefull :geek:

Jase
07-22-09, 11:41 AM
she is a nutcase

Lets hope they don't find out your history! Pot, kettle and all that.....

mOBSCENE
07-22-09, 12:18 PM
Where's the pics of teh "babe" you shot on Monday?

I am wondering the same thing ;)

dvtimes
07-22-09, 12:22 PM
by the way.

i got my own back on the police.

when they arrest you they put your shoes in plastic bags.
mine stunk, and became a million times worse when i opened the bag. one copper almost puked, so i wafted them about to fill the station with the air of my sticky shoes.

i thought. ha ha ha. thats worse than any chemical attack going. my shoes are pure toxic. i just hope the stink stays for a bit.

i had the delight of saying to the desk sargent, oooh, these do smell and as i did, i held it under his nose. he went green.

he he he

dvtimes
07-22-09, 12:24 PM
I like the way you make out it has really affected you, you hoping that will help with a compensation claim. You were only locked up for a bit it's no big deal, the old bill don't wrap you in a wet blankcet and beat you anymore and you were probably treated pretty well. How many cups of teas did you have?

i had none.

i was on huger strike.

i am glad it was not today as i have a shoot on later and i could not cancell.

i am mentaly disterbed now.

i may act a bit on.

fight the power my friends.

dvtimes
07-22-09, 12:27 PM
Weren't you nicked about a year ago too at some demonstration ?

You'll get banged up if you're not carefull :geek:about 3 years ago.

that was for having a knife.

http://www.clownx.com/?p=397

i am clearly an outloor.

Jase
07-22-09, 12:28 PM
i am mentaly disterbed now.

Now?

dvtimes
07-22-09, 12:30 PM
Lets hope they don't find out your history! Pot, kettle and all that.....

he he

there is a difference, she is a nutter (stalker), while i am just screwed up.

i told the nurse my mental history.

i kept looking at her bage. the pic on her id bage was some hot 18 year old blond with long hair, but she had this ugly short hair and was about 35. I was tepted to sugest to her that her id bade was clearly misrepresnative of her and surly it should be updated and was you living in the past what you were hot, but now clearly have lost your looks. but i thought mabe better not.

JP
07-22-09, 12:32 PM
i am mentaly disterbed now.

http://nwitha.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/no_shit_sherlock.jpg

dvtimes
07-22-09, 12:33 PM
i kept imagining that outside a virus had taken over and turned people to zombies, and i was locked in a cell.

thats my biggest fear that i would simply be stuck there. a bit like being buried alive.

do you kill yourself quick or live as long as you can hoping sdomone would let you out, but deep down knowing that there is no chance as everyone is now a zombie or dead.

dvtimes
07-22-09, 12:34 PM
anyway i am off out with the dog.

i need to go out for a bit.

i keep looking to see if there is a copper outside. i will never answer the door again to one. from now on, i will keep as far away from the police as i can.

-HF
07-22-09, 01:15 PM
anyway i am off out with the dog.
one day she gets you arrested and next day your are all over each other again?

Geezer
07-22-09, 01:47 PM
one day she gets you arrested and next day your are all over each other again?

:takethat:

Video Rob
07-22-09, 02:39 PM
lol, this is pretty funny. People go through this kind of thing all the time, get over it and move on.

I love reading your blog, you write EXACTLY how you think.

-HF
07-22-09, 02:53 PM
you write EXACTLY how you think.
aren't you just a tiny bit worried that you know this?

psl
07-22-09, 04:01 PM
to me they could easily say, your arrested and then tell you a time and date for the interview, rather than be banged up in a cell.



Nick an armed blagger then ask him to turn up at the station two weeks later for interview?:noway2:

mOBSCENE
07-22-09, 04:17 PM
It's funny that you actually are innocent of slashing the tyres.

I am not so sure about bride slashing and general serial homicide, though.

Did they not see the blood on your smelly shoes? :character0079:

gawdi
07-22-09, 05:33 PM
Lets await the results of the DNA tests - Leeds police are looking to improve their 'weird goings on' crimes list..

mOBSCENE
07-22-09, 05:39 PM
Lets await the results of the DNA tests

Wonder what fruitcake DNA is like compared to spongebob DNA?

Johnny Kleenexxx
07-22-09, 07:31 PM
look on the bright side mate

at least you didn't get arrested looking like this >> http://bonecash.com/blog/?p=63

redwhiteandblue
07-22-09, 07:41 PM
look on the bright side mate

at least you didn't get arrested looking like this >> http://bonecash.com/blog/?p=63

What makes you so sure?

Johnny Kleenexxx
07-22-09, 07:55 PM
What makes you so sure?
he would still be in custody while they ran tests on the skull

-HF
07-22-09, 10:03 PM
What makes you so sure?
he did the video in question.

JT
07-23-09, 07:04 AM
Lets await the results of the DNA tests - Leeds police are looking to improve their 'weird goings on' crimes list..

I can see a LOT of unsolved crimes being cleared up :character0079:

strictlybroadband
07-23-09, 10:44 AM
It looks like a worm is moving about near two boxes.

Sounds like they got you bang to rights.

Johnny Kleenexxx
07-23-09, 02:21 PM
Sounds like they got you bang to rights.
ahaha