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dvtimes
01-03-06, 02:09 AM
I got angry today.

I head someone ask the bitch across the street (as she was walking past my house) why my car was painted insane colours.

She said, oh he does dirt... pornography.

I thought, you bloody witch, how dare you go tell people stuff (ok its true), but it aint her businesses.

I went out and told her that, I may do porn, but guess what, its your religion that has a history of harming people (she is a catholic). I said its not porn that tortured people, it was the Spanish inquisition. Plus all the other stuff.

I get fed up of religious goody goodies going on about how bad porn is. Its religion that's harmed people.

-HF
01-03-06, 02:19 AM
that's not the one you still owe us video footage of you giving her one on, is it.

JT
01-03-06, 09:17 AM
Isn't that your bird?

ApacheAnderson
01-03-06, 09:25 AM
I love the concept that you have a colourfull car due to being involved in Porn... I recently painted most of my house magnolia and cream... I must be pure as pure.

Rosie
01-03-06, 09:30 AM
I said its not porn that tortured people,

Errr............

MattOT
01-03-06, 10:16 AM
How colourful is ur car??? i mean how colourful can a car get :)

daveydude
01-03-06, 10:51 AM
Careful man, I had a piss in a graveyard one night and got beat up by 2 chavs 10 mins later. The Lord is indeed vengeful.

REBEL
01-03-06, 01:51 PM
How colourful is ur car??? i mean how colourful can a car get :)

You had to ask..

http://www.beerandbollocks.com/forum/showpost.php?p=27443&postcount=16

dvtimes
01-03-06, 02:00 PM
No, its not the one I having fun with. Or did, as now the drinking laws have changed, she does not know when her boyfriend gets home.

Its the dam cow who lives across the road from me. The thing is, her son beats up his wife and got arested for punching two policmen, yet I am the bad one !!!!!

morefodder
01-03-06, 09:48 PM
I got angry today.
... I said its not porn that tortured people, it was the Spanish inquisition.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/p1csh05t/spanishinquisition.gif