New Years Resolutions for 2006

[xcite-tv]

1, Get Fit
2, Zero alcohol
3, Make a million $

One of the above will go before the weekend....

[morefodder]

Throw out last years calender ...
Havnt got many vices to give up ..
dont drink ...
dont smoke ..
dont do drugs ..
...
fukin heck Im boring :giveafuck

[craig]

Throw out last years calender ...
Havnt got many vices to give up ..
dont drink ...
dont smoke ..
dont do drugs ..
...
fukin heck Im boring :giveafuck

Have you considered buying a new pair of slippers for 2006?

[viki]

Stop biting my nails - I try it every year.

[JT]

Stop trying to have sex with my mates birds. But I fear that will be broken in a few minutes as Im off down the Gym and will probably bump in to Stuarts Mrs :blush:

[Rosie]

Stop smoking
Stop eating
Make money
Make babies

[MattOT]

Its gotta be :

Start going to the gym
Eat better foods
Make lots of money
Drink no mmm.... well.... less alcohol

well i am sure some of these will be broken by lunch time

[gawdi]

Mine are:

1. Keep smoking and ignore all the no smoking signs I see....
2. Switch from beer to spirits to over come my bladder limiting my alcohol intake....
3. Top up the life assurance cover again!!
4. See if I can get a 20k overdraft extension from the bank...
5. Find a new set of mates, with better looking wives.....
6. Buy a clown suit and join the DV fan club....

[mOBSCENE]

I cheated somewhat by giving myself a head start, and quit smoking on December 11th. After 20 years of 40-60 a day I decided I was pig sick of it, and it was one of the hardest things I've ever done (no gum, no patches, no herbal rollups - tried all that before and it never worked) so my resolution is to keep it up, and also to plant a magic sales beanstalk that leads to great riches...

[JT]

6. Buy a clown suit and join the DV fan club....


I noticed he joined your grannies fan club :)

[morefodder]

Have you considered buying a new pair of slippers for 2006?

Why you young whipper snapper, if i catch you.. i know where you live !!! :lmao2: ya twat !!

[gawdi]

I noticed he joined your grannies fan club :)

I noticed that too....
Could send around a few of the grannies to sort him out... what do ya reckon??

[fraggle]

less time at pc more time on business

[spann0]

i quit smoking so I am gonna stay quit this time and not smoke 80 at the weekend then give up on monday like I did thru most of 2005!

[xcite-tv]

Ok..... i also made a "never be late" resolution but the make up girl i have to pick up this morning fucked that one up COW

oh and the drink one went out the window last night too

still we can start again today....

[craig]

My new years resolution is not to post on B&B when pissed.

FUCK IT - just blown it already

-spill-

[xcite-tv]

Thank Fuck we dont produce in US



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[ChemicalEyes]

re-start training again
quit smoking again
start drinking more again

[JT]

Stop smoking
Stop eating
Make money
Make babies

:eek: Making babies. Youll be like a grown up person :cry:

[Rosie]

:eek: Making babies. Youll be like a grown up person :cry:

Nahhhh

I've heard you can get a fortune for 'em on eBay :crown:

[Alf Garnet]

To start reading the Guardian more and making idiotic posts about nothing in the hope to look clever..... Oops that was HF's not mine

[JP]

Had a ciggarette about 10 minutes into the new year .. just opened my first cannister of alcoholic beverages this year (would have had beer sooner but I've had bird flu) ... and no doubt by the end of the day I'll have knocked one out as well... still, at least I tried ... :blush:

[JT]

Had a ciggarette about 10 minutes into the new year .. just opened my first cannister of alcoholic beverages this year (would have had beer sooner but I've had bird flu) ... and no doubt by the end of the day I'll have knocked one out as well... still, at least I tried ... :blush:

Slapping the mrs around yet?

[Rosie]

Slapping the mrs around yet?

Is she pretty? Can I slap her around for shadowslaves then? :eyebrows:

[JP]

Is she pretty?No.

Can I slap her around for shadowslaves then? :eyebrows:Be my guest. :crown:

[Cardinal_Sin]

No.

Be my guest. :crown:


Cunter - You promised me next slap.

[xcite-tv]

Is she pretty? Can I slap her around for shadowslaves then? :eyebrows:


You can slap mine

[Benross]

Hello people,

New years resolutions?

To explore fully, and hopefully push the boundrys of my drinking limit.

To ensure i look after number one

And the old yearly favourite of quiting smoking. :crown: