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dvtimes
05-07-09, 10:53 PM
looks like rain on friday.
me and my mate are of in leeds to the pub.
not been to one for years. in fact i think last time was when we met in london.
i am not a pub person.
the only other time i used to go was after work at the cinima for a coke and packet of crips.
anyway i am off out on friday night, so i will not be online.
all ready for by drink of cike. may even have ice in it if i am daring.
will let you know if i pull.
if i do i hope she does not want me to be buying her drinks as i will only have £5 on me. Not sure thats going to impress anyone.
anyway off to use my cd pens to draw a tatoo on my arm, so i look rock hard.
me and my mate are of in leeds to the pub.
not been to one for years. in fact i think last time was when we met in london.
i am not a pub person.
Yeah - Gay Bars aren't pubs - Decided to try to pull a bit of rough tonight?
Johnny Kleenexxx
05-08-09, 10:31 AM
show the birds yer youtube vids on yer phone.. and yer well in
mOBSCENE
05-08-09, 10:48 AM
Why does this remind me of the Bottom episode where Rich and Eddie go out to a pub with their pheromone spray? :character0079:
I hope the birds have a couple of really hard boyfriends up for a bit of Friday clown bashing :catfight:
Why does this remind me of the Bottom episode where Rich and Eddie go out to a pub with their pheromone spray? :character0079:
lol, good call.
I say, what a lovely blouse. It's very special isn't it? Do you often wear blouses? Or sometimes do you wear a jumper? I suppose it depends on the weather really doesn't it? I, I sometimes wear a jumper. There again, sometimes I wear a cardie. Tell me, do you like to take people's underpants off with your teeth?
dvtimes
05-08-09, 11:04 AM
The thing is, Ido not do pub thing due to its association with the lower classes.
I presume when going around town I have to shout a bit, shout 'get a load of that' every 5 mins as what apears to be custermery these days.
Also I shall on entering the pub demand football to be put on to the telivion screen. And shout out random names of current football players, I belive such as Gazza, Shera, Bonva.
Thus making me fit in as 'one of the lads'.
I have made a note not to point out to people that the Marxest view point is that everyone in the pub are simply there due to the fact they have been driven to it by a uncaring capalist siosiety and thus slaves to the system, droining out there unproductive lives with alcohol, as I belive that may not be a babe pulling speach.
At least I will not be sented by the smell of sigs. Thats a good thing.
dvtimes
05-08-09, 11:30 AM
I must also remember not to tell girls that (1) the fake tan is not convincing anyone, and makes them look rather silly. (2) High heels are clearly bad for the back and will create poor poster and on a heath and safety level alone is not a good idea. (3) Wearing so much make up could be considered false advertising as once its removed your clearly not who you have painted yourself up to be. Thus under current advertising laws a legal case could be presented.
I have found from experience these do not make good chat up lines.
(3) Wearing so much make up could be considered false advertising
are you still talking about the girls there?
Video Rob
05-08-09, 01:44 PM
If you don't like going to pubs/bars and you don't like chatting up women then why are you going out?
If you don't like going to pubs/bars and you don't like chatting up women then why are you going out?
cos there are only so many scenes with skulls and wedding dreses you can do in a council flat.
mOBSCENE
05-08-09, 08:11 PM
Somewhere in Leeds I bet there is a pub emptying about now as the bloke in the clown makeup and his mate the skull really get going on their £5 budget :alc:
smoothballs
05-08-09, 08:23 PM
would be ironic for a clown to walk into a pub just minutes after happy hour finished! :)
Happy hour finishes...nightmare hour begins :)
would be ironic for a clown to walk into a pub just minutes after happy hour finished!
Only in the American understanding of the word irony.
Johnny Kleenexxx
05-09-09, 12:31 PM
so what happened ?
fallout pics ?
mOBSCENE
05-09-09, 02:19 PM
Death by sex?
mOBSCENE
05-09-09, 04:13 PM
Just seen this and am a bit worried...
BBC news - clown found beaten up with skull stuffed up arse and dumped in Leeds wheelie bin by pub bouncers (http://bbclowns.co.uk) :noway2:
dvtimes
05-09-09, 09:24 PM
went to my mates flat in town. he got stoned, so we just watched tv in the end.
i walked his dog in leeds for a few mins.
it was not that busy to be honest.
off to see one of my old mates at a pub near him on sunday. i was not wanting to but then i thought, oh why not. if it sucks i will tell him i have stuff to do.
i have a feeling it may be a ruff pub. but we will see.
he says its a family place so it may be ok.
its at lunch time so it should be ok.
mOBSCENE
05-10-09, 03:17 PM
i have a feeling it may be a ruff pub
You would have more chance of finding a ruff pub in Stratford-upon-Avon, I reckon.:twocents:
You would have more chance of finding a ruff pub in Stratford-upon-Avon, I reckon.:twocents:
Very good.
You would have more chance of finding a ruff pub in Stratford-upon-Avon, I reckon.:twocents:
Theres 1 in Brighton I know... just around the corner from a certain failed magician...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/manchester/content/images/2006/02/06/chorlton_350x250.jpg
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