I've gone all DVT

[rogue]

and joined Twitter http://twitter.com/bestnamesgone

[dvtimes]

add me then: twitter.com/dvtimes

[rogue]

already done :) want to follow me? (.. and NOT to the public loos!)

[Geezer]

I registered shaneritchie the other day, I might see how many celeb names I can register.

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

just got me Joan Collins.. add meh

https://twitter.com/Joan_Collins

[Geezer]

just got me Joan Collins.. add meh

https://twitter.com/Joan_Collins

Ain't she dead yet?

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

Starsky & Hutch.. anyone ?

https://twitter.com/David_Soul
https://twitter.com/Paul_M_Glaser

[dvtimes]

Ain't she dead yet?she is younger than you.

[mOBSCENE]

Won't there be court cases over these hijacked twitter accounts? I bet these celebs are opening support tickets right now... :oldman:

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

they ain't hijacked accounts

sure Twitter will delete if they get enuff heat from the celeb

otherwise it's first come, first served, just like regular domains

be interesting to see if people start selling desirable profiles privately..

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

http://twitter.com/Timmy_Mallet

https://twitter.com/RoyChubbyBrown

[AllRuth]

Twitter's so last week. It's all about Flutter now (apparantly).

[rogue]

Twitter's so last week. It's all about Flutter now (apparantly).

only last week? hey, i'm catching up then!

[-HF]

Ain't she dead yet?
your target group then, innit.

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

only last week? hey, i'm catching up then!
lol just what i was thinking..

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

Ain't she dead yet?
https://twitter.com/JadeGoody_ tasteful..

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

http://twitter.com/Timmy_Mallet

ahahaha funny as fuck..

the REAL Noel Edmonds is now following my Timmy Mallet profile
and looks like he's also expecting a Timmy painting from me.. LOL

"Working on a new painting for Noel Edmonds & his wife.."

[Damian]

ahahaha funny as fuck..

the REAL Noel Edmonds is now following my Timmy Mallet profile
and looks like he's also expecting a Timmy painting from me.. LOL

"Working on a new painting for Noel Edmonds & his wife.."

Lols

Start slagging off Noel on there. Saying he never turns up for sittings and when he does he is coked off his bonce. And that his wife keeps asking for a 3some. That sort of thing. :D

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

mate he's proper gone for it.. plus i got 15 new followers within 5 mins

need to keep it kosher for a bit in case i get rumbled..

once everyone is confident i'm the real Timmeh.. then i'll open up

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

could cause a real shit-stir for some celebs this Twitter lark..

i wonder if the tabloids bother checking who's who before they quote a tweet..

[Geezer]

mate he's proper gone for it.. plus i got 15 new followers within 5 mins

need to keep it kosher for a bit in case i get rumbled..

once everyone is confident i'm the real Timmeh.. then i'll open up

maybe there is someone posting on another forum about registering noeledmonds and now he has the REAL Timmy Mallet follwoing him... just a thought

[Damian]

Hehe. That would be very funny Geezer. Just one massive circle jerk of fake celeb twitter accounts. :D

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

pretty sure it's the REAL Noel Edmonds mate, based on the profile
either that or he's an equally talented imposter.. so fair fucks to him

btw: Stu Allan was a colleague of his at Piccadilly Radio years back
and he just said hello.. swear i could cause a ton of strife if i kept
this up.. Wikipedia and a few catchphrases is all i fucking need..

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

stu_allan@Timmy_Mallet Good times mate! Never forgotten. Good to see you on here.
after telling him i was just reminiscing over the times we had together.. ahaha

[rogue]

you'll get those names suspended, i've just looked at the terms and they dont allow username squatting, privacy infringement or impersonation.

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

you'll get those names suspended, i've just looked at the terms and they dont allow username squatting, privacy infringement or impersonation.
i can read too

just having some fun while it lasts

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

okay Joan Collins & Starsky & Hutch are history..
deleted 'em meself, can't be arsed, not taking off

but Timmy is just my baby.. a twittle social experiment
good for a few coffeebreak laughs until i get rumbled..

even at this stage, i'm sure i could probably Tweet some shit
that could potentially result in legal action.. IF he were to confirm
my suspicion that he in fact has NO sense of humour whatsover..

[mOBSCENE]

Just say Damian did it if you get rumbled :)

[rogue]

okay, apart from getting loads of followers and drip feeding links is there any other way of generating money or traffic from twitter?

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

aye Rogue.. been asking myself the same question.. early days though

seems to me you need to get into the 20K+ followers before it gets interesting..
hence the blag profile attempt.. wait till u get a following, then spam clever..

the interface is clean & way less annoying than most social networking platforms,
but ironically, those that say Twitter is simply an exercise in cyber-vanity
never concede to the fact that graphically it has far less scope for
"showing off" and self agrandisement than it's competitors
the brash & flash "a la Myspace" i just cant do anymore..

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

there are premium services out there promising X amount of followers for a price

or you can try pyramid follow schemes like this one..

Gary McCaffrey has a crazy idea..
19,530 new twitter followers in 30 days ?
Check it out http://tweetergetter.com/kinkyjohn

[rogue]

or you can try pyramid follow schemes like this one..

Gary McCaffrey has a crazy idea..
19,530 new twitter followers in 30 days ?
Check it out http://tweetergetter.com/kinkyjohn


cheers, worth a pop. i just signed up under you http://tweetergetter.com/bestnamesgone

[dvtimes]

just get listed:

http://twitter.com/invitations/suggestions

then you get thousands added.

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

so tempting to direct message my new bumchum Noel and slag him off good style..

[dvtimes]

so tempting to direct message my new bumchum Noel and slag him off good style..

you cannot do that.

he is nice.

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

you cannot do that.

he is nice.
ahahahah

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

Noel is an exponent of the "wishful thinking" brigade aka The Law of Attraction.. he will cope

[-HF]

on a different note, has anyone found a tool that allows you to handle multiple twitter accounts at the same time, i.e. being logged in to more than one account at the same time? logging in and out all the time is a pain and a half.

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

on a different note, has anyone found a tool that allows you to handle multiple twitter accounts at the same time, i.e. being logged in to more than one account at the same time? logging in and out all the time is a pain and a half.
yeah would be a useful tool if it don't exist already

i'm just using different browser types for each profile

b4 that i almost typed the wrong shit in the wrong profile a few times..

[-HF]

there is only so many browsers though, plus the issues with the latest worm attack last week and the warning not to use the web interface for some time cos of it.

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

ahh is see

hey re: naughtiness of impersonating celebs on Twatter..

glove puppets are a grey area technically

http://twitter.com/GordonTheGopher

a piece of cloth with a fist in it, is more popular than all of us combined..

[dvtimes]

ahh is see

hey re: naughtiness of impersonating celebs on Twatter..

glove puppets are a grey area technically

http://twitter.com/GordonTheGopher

a piece of cloth with a fist in it, is more popular than all of us combined..

i think you will find he is real.

do you remeber when that puppy wanted to be friends with him that day?

[dvtimes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXxCCqaRgWU

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

check this out.. FAKE Fern Britton exposed ;)

http://www.seanmcpheat.com/general/seansthoughts/fern-britton-twitter-fake-scam

all that happened was his followers dropped like flies and he's branded as fake

gonna turn the heat up on 'Operation Timmy'.. on borrowed time anyway methinks

[dvtimes]

http://viralfollowers.com/dvtimes/

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

http://twitter.com/Timmy_Mallet . . new "legit looking" wallpaper

http://twitter.com/RoyChubbyBrown . . some good jokes on there now

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

http://viralfollowers.com/dvtimes/
exact same script as the one i posted earlier

except THIS one has a pyramid consisting of you only.. so far

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

well nah.. not now you have 2 celebs on there

[dvtimes]

still the best:

http://twitter.com/dvtimes

[Geezer]

I think I have created a monster

[smoothballs]

Ask Noel how is the Crinkly Bottom theme park doing these days? And tell him from swap shop days I got a action man I can swap for his helicoptor :)

[Damian]

on a different note, has anyone found a tool that allows you to handle multiple twitter accounts at the same time, i.e. being logged in to more than one account at the same time? logging in and out all the time is a pain and a half.

tweetdeck

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

tweetdeck
cheers, but we're on it.. both got Twhirl.. works ok

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

Ask Noel how is the Crinkly Bottom theme park doing these days? And tell him from swap shop days I got a action man I can swap for his helicoptor :)
i'm waiting for the right time to cause some fun drama

need more followers first or it'll be a damp squib

http://www.twitter.com/Timmy_Mallet

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

yo check this... its getting a bit tasty now

this geezer was a former colleague of his.. i almost feel bad

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

funny tune

http://www.amsterdambabe.com/2009/04/14/youre-no-one-if-youre-not-on-twitter/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=youre-no-one-if-youre-not-on-twitter

[TGITC]

Kinky John...


Fair play mate ! :)

You are seriously cracking me up ! :)


Keep up the good work / twittering !

[dvtimes]

Kinky John, I think your sadder than me.

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

Kinky John, I think your sadder than me.
thanks mate.. means so fuck all coming from you

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

had a stressy week.. having some fun and R&R.. back to grindstone Monday.. so sue me

[dvtimes]

thanks mate.. means so fuck all coming from you

he he

[Greenie]

DVTimes is a Legend


:gayrepost:

[rogue]

http://twitter.com/topuksex