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dvtimes
12-22-05, 01:07 AM
I was in Jessops today.

Man the woman in front of me was thick.

She went in for batteries for her camera.

She had no idea what batteries she wanted or what camera she had.

So the silly moo, started to describe the camera.

She said, its box shape, with a lenses on the front, and has a case.

I started laughing.

Then she said the camera took round batteries.

Then she said the batteries go in the bottom. She honestly thought this was a good enough description.

Honestly, I thought this person has the legal right to vote.

I have decided that the only people who should be allowed to vote are those who pass an intelligence test.

I am fed up of my life being clogged up by morons. It seems it does not matter where I go, I get the moron.

I have decided that from now on, I shall not waste my time with morons. I am going to get some stickers made up. And when I bump into a moron, I shall simply stick a sticker on his or her heard with the word moron on it.

JesseP
12-22-05, 01:42 AM
It could be worse, you could live in the states :D

-HF
12-22-05, 02:50 AM
http://www.fluffyweecunt.com/nogood/get_a_brain.jpg

Geezer
12-22-05, 11:45 AM
http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~123456/vix.jpg

ben_MensNiche
12-22-05, 04:04 PM
Yeh, Im sure the IQ of the UK is dropping !

What is it with shops these days, fukking queue for hours just to buy some cigs at the Spa, some spotty twat having to ring the bell for assistance cuz the till rolls run out!

I was in a shop yesterday and asked the shop assistant for a bag I'd seen my G/F wanted - I couldn't see it - so I described it to the assistant and asked if she know where i could find it

She pointed towards the bag section and said - have you seen it over there?

WTF???!?!?!?!?

ben_MensNiche
12-22-05, 04:07 PM
and a till monkey at the spa held up an avacodo from my shopping and said "whats this?"

Grrrrr

Rosie
12-22-05, 04:16 PM
I asked a shop assistant in Debenhams glass and china department if he had any advocado dishes. He asked me what they were for.

ben_MensNiche
12-22-05, 04:20 PM
I asked a shop assistant in Debenhams glass and china department if he had any advocado dishes. He asked me what they were for.

:lmao2:

That is ace, great thread, this is no word of a lie:

I visted my pal in hospital - while there shed picked up an eye infection, the nurse came in to treat it - looked at her and said:

"How many eyes have you got?"

Now, I'm no medic but.................

morefodder
12-22-05, 08:52 PM
http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~123456/vix.jpg

Lmao :lmao2: