Religious Bollocks

[Geezer]

This is a new one on me. I got an E-mail and, well I won't post it all but check out the first paragraph :lmao2:

"Greetings in the name of God,Pls let this not sound strange to you,i prayed
and got you email id from your countrys chambers of commerce which i have
been with my late huband and liked to visit once more if God will in his
infinite mercies."

She is certainly right with the next part:

"I am Mrs Rose James , I am 51 years old,i am deaf and suffering from a long
time cancer of the breast which also affected my brain"

Fucking must have affected her brain quite bad if she/he thinks it will work.

She has $12,000,000 tied up and i'm sure if I help I can get a bit of it :lmao2:

[Rosie]

You are one grumpy old bastard today aren't you? Must be christmas or something ;)

[Geezer]

You are one grumpy old bastard today aren't you? Must be christmas or something ;)

I'm gearing up for the Xmas day punch up :ninja: :lmfao:

[JT]

I'm gearing up for the Xmas day punch up :ninja: :lmfao:

LOL

[SGS]

We used to get jehovah witness pestering at the last place so I waited for them to come down the road one day knocking on doors then when they got onto my driveway I powerwashed their kids with driveway cleaner.

They didn't come back again. :)

[MattOT]

hehehehe i bet that made "washing" the driveway FUN :)