craig
12-15-05, 02:18 AM
I was working on the computer and her in doors was watching some old twaddle on the telebox when we both heard a weird wrap wrap wrap type of noise in the house.
We had no idea where it was coming from exactly, so I told her to go outside and have a look.
She told me to fuck off.
So we decided to check the kitchin instead.
Sure enough we heard it again. wrap wrap wrap.
What the fuck?
We went into our dining room and again, heard a wrap wrap wrap noise
Things started to get a little spooky.
I thought it might be a wise move to get my gun, before remembering I didn't actually have one, so we decided to go up the stairs and investigate......
Before we went up, I opened the youvebeendownthefuckingpubtoolong cabinet and handed her her rolling pin.
So we went upstairs.
We could hear it, and it was getting louder
wrap wrap wrap
wrap wrap wrap
Its one of those moments where the hairs stand up on the back of your neck
wrap wrap wrap
wrap wrap wrap
wrap wrap wrap
we decided to check the first bedroom.
It was clear. Nothing apart from a pair of her ripped knickers.
Back in the landing, it was getting louder and louder..
wrap wrap wrap
wrap wrap wrap
wrap wrap wrap
And faster
wrapwrapwrap
wrapwrapwrap
I am glad I was wearing my brown trousers I can tell you!
wrapwrapwrap
wrapwrapwrap
wrapwrapwrap
We proceeded into bedroom 2, bedroom 3, bedroom 4 and not a bloody thing could be found.
One room left........
DUN DUN DUN ( I'm trying to create atmospherics here ok? so shutup)
As we approached the 5th bedroom, the noise got louder and louder...
WRAP WRAP WRAP
WRAP WRAP WRAP
and faster still.......
WRAPWRAPWRAPWRAPWRAPWRAPWRAPWRAP
We swung the door open,
eeeeeerrrrrrrriieeeeeeer
And there before us.........
left over from the xmas shopping........
was a piece of wrapping paper!
:crown:
We had no idea where it was coming from exactly, so I told her to go outside and have a look.
She told me to fuck off.
So we decided to check the kitchin instead.
Sure enough we heard it again. wrap wrap wrap.
What the fuck?
We went into our dining room and again, heard a wrap wrap wrap noise
Things started to get a little spooky.
I thought it might be a wise move to get my gun, before remembering I didn't actually have one, so we decided to go up the stairs and investigate......
Before we went up, I opened the youvebeendownthefuckingpubtoolong cabinet and handed her her rolling pin.
So we went upstairs.
We could hear it, and it was getting louder
wrap wrap wrap
wrap wrap wrap
Its one of those moments where the hairs stand up on the back of your neck
wrap wrap wrap
wrap wrap wrap
wrap wrap wrap
we decided to check the first bedroom.
It was clear. Nothing apart from a pair of her ripped knickers.
Back in the landing, it was getting louder and louder..
wrap wrap wrap
wrap wrap wrap
wrap wrap wrap
And faster
wrapwrapwrap
wrapwrapwrap
I am glad I was wearing my brown trousers I can tell you!
wrapwrapwrap
wrapwrapwrap
wrapwrapwrap
We proceeded into bedroom 2, bedroom 3, bedroom 4 and not a bloody thing could be found.
One room left........
DUN DUN DUN ( I'm trying to create atmospherics here ok? so shutup)
As we approached the 5th bedroom, the noise got louder and louder...
WRAP WRAP WRAP
WRAP WRAP WRAP
and faster still.......
WRAPWRAPWRAPWRAPWRAPWRAPWRAPWRAP
We swung the door open,
eeeeeerrrrrrrriieeeeeeer
And there before us.........
left over from the xmas shopping........
was a piece of wrapping paper!
:crown: