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strictlybroadband
01-30-09, 11:18 AM
Here's one that quietly sneaked in to the House of Lords. The "Online Purchasing of Goods and Services (Age Verification) Bill".
Interestink...
But it (or something very similar) was started by a zanu lab MP a while ago in the commons as a 10 minute rule first reading.
It's still got little chance of ending up law.
NumptyNuts
01-30-09, 11:45 AM
Here's one that quietly sneaked in to the House of Lords. The "Online Purchasing of Goods and Services (Age Verification) Bill".
Interestink...
It is not possible to do online AV not possible at all, it can not be managed nor policed.
You need a card to buy adult content 9/10 but a website can not confirm it is the card holder making the payment so if my kid was to nick it they have all the information needed to buy what they want.
Anyhow we cant even do AV in the real shops kids still get booze in tescos and the likes and the government cant stop that.
dvtimes
01-30-09, 11:48 AM
Anyhow we cant even do AV in the real shops kids still get booze in tescos and the likes and the government cant stop that.
I almost forgot its friday.
I love the weekends.
I make so much cash going into the offlicence for the local kids for boose and sigs.
I almost forgot its friday.
I love the weekends.
I make so much cash going into the offlicence for the local kids for boose and sigs.
LOL!
I almost forgot its friday.
I love the weekends.
I make so much cash going into the offlicence for the local kids for boose and sigs.
Some girls approached me one day and asked if I could buy them some cigarettes. I looked at them and said "sorry I don't speak English" and walked off. They all looked at each other shocked and puzzled.
dvtimes
01-30-09, 01:07 PM
Some girls approached me one day and asked if I could buy them some cigarettes. I looked at them and said "sorry I don't speak English" and walked off. They all looked at each other shocked and puzzled.
your lucky.
if your in leeds and some 13 year old girls come up to you, they probably beat you up, then take your sigs.
daveydude
01-30-09, 01:07 PM
Some girls approached me one day and asked if I could buy them some cigarettes. I looked at them and said "sorry I don't speak English" and walked off. They all looked at each other shocked and puzzled.
I love that gag. Good work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYOYO8b4wGA
I love that gag. Good work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYOYO8b4wGA
I have both series of Big Train on DVD. Wonderful stuff.
My favourite
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zn6Z9djh8eA&feature=related
I love that gag. Good work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYOYO8b4wGA
Yeah thats a grindle :)
daveydude
01-30-09, 01:15 PM
I have both series of Big Train on DVD. Wonderful stuff.
My favourite
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zn6Z9djh8eA&feature=related
Indeed. Word to your mother.
You a Spaced fan at all?
Indeed. Word to your mother.
You a Spaced fan at all?
Yes, yes I am. And so pleased the US version has been canned.
Although How To Lose Friends... was a bag o shite.
Do you agree?
dvtimes
01-30-09, 01:20 PM
when i was working at the cinima, one of the projectionits used to say to people who went up to him saying 'big issue', he would say bless you (as in they had sneesed).
when i was working at the cinima, one of the projectionits used to say to people who went up to him saying 'big issue', he would say bless you (as in they had sneesed).
Mocking the homeless is comedy gold.
Did he go up to handicapped people and make spazzy joey deacon faces at them too? I always do that and people really find it funny.
dvtimes
01-30-09, 01:28 PM
Did he go up to handicapped people and make spazzy joey deacon faces at them too?
he said he did when he met you.
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strictlybroadband
01-30-09, 01:32 PM
when i was working at the cinima, one of the projectionits used to say to people who went up to him saying 'big issue', he would say bless you (as in they had sneesed).
That's one funny projectionist.
dvtimes
01-30-09, 01:36 PM
That's one funny projectionist.
he was cool.
projectionists are all fun, but slightly nuts.
we had one who came over from another cinima when ours were on holiday. he would sit and make little action men when the films were on.
some would go to the pub next door. i would have to run over if the films broke.
good old days.
he said he did when he met you.
LOL :gaylords:
strictlybroadband
01-30-09, 01:38 PM
projectionists are all fun, but slightly nuts.
Famously so. Along with actuaries and viola players.
Famously so. Along with actuaries and viola players.
I dont know about viola players, but I once had a blinding blowjob off a bird called Debbie who played the clarinet, dont remember her being that funny though
I dont know about viola players, but I once had a blinding blowjob off a bird called Debbie who played the clarinet, dont remember her being that funny though
Are you sure it wasn't a piccolo?
Here's one that quietly sneaked in to the House of Lords. The "Online Purchasing of Goods and Services (Age Verification) Bill".
Interestink...
are you by any chance against doing everything to protect minors online? :dorsetpolice:
on a serious note, it reads a lot like the german regulations, big fun ahead, if it goes through. face2face verification and all. royal mail should love it.
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